100 reviews OH MY FREAKING HUMMEL! I love you all, it's true. You're all awesome, and obviously supermegafoxyawesomehot ;)
And this is a huge update, just warning you. GO TEAM LUSTON! :')
2: 31 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Has anyone seen Valkyrie? :(
2: 38 pm Antceratops Shudder: I saw her last night. In my bed.
2: 41 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: ...
2: 45 pm Valkyrie Cain: Shut up, Anton! I was just getting some extra fight practivce with Tanith, Skul :)
3: 16 pm Skulduggery Pleasant is cuddling with his amazing girlfriend :)
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3: 18 pm Antceratops Shudder: Pussy.
3: 21 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Anton, you're incredibly immature.
3: 24 pm Erskine Ravel: He has a point, man. Last week you tried to change the name of the Dead Men to the Dead Boissssh.
2: 25 pm Antceratops Shudder: And your point is...?
2: 28 pm Erskine Ravel: Maybe it's time you settled down. Got yourself a girlfriend.
2: 29 pm Antceratops Shudder: Are you kidding me? Look at what coupled life has done to Tanith and Ghastly! Look at his wall post this morning!
9: 35 am Ghastly Bespoke wants maltesers!
9: 37 am Malt Esers: I know you want me.
9: 38 am Ghastly Bespoke: I want you, I do!
9: 41 am Tanith Low: Babe, stop dreaming about food..
9: 43 am Ghastly Bespoke: This was just a dream?
9: 46 am Tanith Low: Yes, it was just a dream
9: 48 am Nelly: ''Opened my eyes and it was only just a dreeeeaam''
2: 31 pm Antceratops Shudder: See! It's driven him mad!
2: 33 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Well, Ghastly has his quirks but they're happy together.
2: 34 pm Erskine Ravel: It's times like these I wish we had Dex back, he's be able to get a couple of girls for Anton :L
2: 37 pm Antceratops Shudder: A couple of girls, heh heh I certinly like that idea ;)
2: 38 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: NO MORE THREESOMES.
2: 39 pm Antceratops Shudder: But...
2: 41 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: The answer's no.
2: 44 pm Ghastly Bespoke: Hi guys!
2: 45 pm Erskine Ravel: We're not talking about maltesers any more, Ghastly..
2: 47 pm Ghastly Bespoke: Awww :(
2: 47 pm Ghastly Bespoke: Wait, what about Santana? You really seemed to hit it off with her at Gleekend 24/4/11
2: 49 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: He has a point. It was just last month and we've all kept in contact with our strange little singing friends.
2: 51 pm Antceratops Shudder: Well, Santana and I are both hot ass playas but that's what we do, play. I'm a lone wolf. Santon is over, guys :L
2: 53 pm Erskine Ravel: Anton, you're my best mate so trust me. You guys looked happy together.
2: 54 pm Antceratops Shudder: Oh quit going all Jezza Kyle on me. Let a playa play.
2: 57 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Ghastly Bespoke, Skulduggery Pleasant, Tanith Low, Valkyrie Cain and Fletcher Renn
I'll keep this quick guys. I think you're all free for today so I need help with something - I want to find Anton a girlfriend. He's my wingman and I want him to be happy.
2: 53 pm PM message: Fletcher Renn to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Skulduggery Pleasant, Tanith Low and Valkyrie Cain
Lol that's gay. Antskine.
2: 55 pm PM message: Tanith Low to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Skulduggery Pleasant, Valkyrie Cain and Fletcher Renn
Shut up Fletcher, we're getting Anton a girlfriend.
2: 58 pm PM message: Fletcher Renn to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Skulduggery Pleasant, Tanith Low and Valkyrie Cain
Nah I can't right now, I'm hanging with Rebecca Black.
2: 58 pm PM message: Tanith Low to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Skulduggery Pleasant, Valkyrie Cain and Fletcher Renn
Whaaa...why?
3: 01 pm PM message: Fletcher Renn to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Skulduggery Pleasant, Tanith Low and Valkyrie Cain
Cause it's Friday, gotta get down on Friday
3: 02 pm PM message: Fletcher Renn to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Skulduggery Pleasant, Tanith Low and Valkyrie Cain
(Except today, today I'm shufflin'.)
3: 04 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Ghastly Bespoke, Skulduggery Pleasant, Tanith Low, Valkyrie Cain and Fletcher Renn
Why do we even hang out with you?
3: 04 pm PM message: Valkyrie Cain to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Skulduggery Pleasant, Tanith Low and Fletcher Renn
He's obsessed with Rebecca Black. It's getting weird :/
3: 06 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Ghastly Bespoke, Skulduggery Pleasant, Tanith Low, Valkyrie Cain and Fletcher Renn
Well the rest of us can meet at China's library in an hour, I bribed her to let us plan there for a pair of limited edition Prada boots.
3: 07 pm PM message: Ghastly Bespoke to Erskine Ravel, Skulduggery Pleasant, Tanith Low, Valkyrie Cain and Fletcher Renn
You said you were keeping them for me :'(
3: 10 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Ghastly Bespoke, Skulduggery Pleasant, Tanith Low, Valkyrie Cain and Fletcher Renn
Desperate times. So are we meeting or not?
3: 11 pm PM message: Valkyrie Cain to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Skulduggery Pleasant, Tanith Low and Fletcher Renn
Sorry Ravel, Tanith, Ghastly and I can't, we've already booked tickets for a movie we've wanted to see for ages, so we can't. :L And you can't call Reia, Amara or Tariana for backup because they're on a shopping trip with Kurt and Blaine.
3: 14 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Ghastly Bespoke, Skulduggery Pleasant, Tanith Low, Valkyrie Cain and Fletcher Renn
Don't worry, it's fine. Looks like it's just you and me, Skul :)
3: 15 pm PM message: Skulduggery Pleasant to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Valkyrie Cain and Fletcher Renn
You don't know how long I've waited for you to say that.
3: 18 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Ghastly Bespoke, Skulduggery Pleasant, Tanith Low, Valkyrie Cain and Fletcher Renn
What?
3: 22 pm PM message: Skulduggery Pleasant to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Valkyrie Cain and Fletcher Renn
Nevermind...let's go.
3: 29 pm PM message: Fletcher Renn to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Skulduggery Pleasant, Tanith Low and Valkyrie Cain
Wait I have it...Shavel!
4: 12 pm Skulduggery Pleasant and Erskine Ravel checked into The Library of China Sorrows
4: 23 pm Erskine Ravel Before Skulduggery Pleasant and I focus on our plottings, a spot of revenge is in order for suggesting I was getting hot and heavy with Antceratops Shudder -.-
4: 31 pm Erskine Ravel posted a link on Fletcher Renn's Wall
That awkward moment when your friends facebook wasn't hacked, he just really loves dick.
4: 32 pm Erskine Ravel: Thought you should see this ;)
4: 37 pm Fletcher Renn: That was one time! And I was hacked!
4: 39 pm Erskine Ravel: Sureeee.
4: 45 pm PM message: China Sorrows to Erskine Ravel and Skulduggery Pleasant
According to the research I have here, you can find girls in shopping malls.
4: 46 pm PM message: Skulduggery Pleasant to China Sorrows and Erskine Ravel
Why don't we all research together instead of sitting in different corners of the library on computers?
4: 48 pm PM message: China Sorrows to Erskine Ravel and Skulduggery Pleasant
Because it's more fun this way. You have no sense of drama.
4: 50 pm PM message: Skulduggery Pleasant to China Sorrows and Erskine Ravel
Take that back!
4: 51 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to China Sorrows and Skulduggery Pleasant
Oh shut up, both of you. We've got the information we need.
4: 53 pm PM message: Skulduggery Pleasant to China Sorrows and Erskine Ravel
This can only mean one thing...
4: 53 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to China Sorrows and Skulduggery Pleasant
To the mall!
4: 55 pm PM message: Skulduggery Pleasant to China Sorrows and Erskine Ravel
We ride at dawn!
4: 56 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to China Sorrows and Skulduggery Pleasant
Or in ten minutes, whatevs.
4: 16 pm Erskine Ravel is chilling out at the mall.
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4: 19 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Act natural, act natural.
4: 23 pm Solomown Wreath: It's ok to hold hands in public boys, embrace your love.
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4: 25 pm Solomown Wreath: Oh BOOM.
4: 29 pm Erskine Ravel: Wreath, I hate you.
4: 31 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Don't look now Erskine, but these girls by the water fountain have been eye fucking you for the last ten minutes.
4: 34 pm Erskine Ravel: Oh really? ;)
4: 36 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Erskine...
4: 39 pm Erskine Ravel: Do you think I could convinvce them that every time I flex my arms my shirt rips off?
4: 40 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: We're here for Anton!
4: 42 pm Erskine Ravel: Fine. You really are a cockblock.
4: 45 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: If you don't shut up, I will set Ghanith loose in your bedroom after a night of heavy drinking. You have been warned.
4: 46 pm Erskine Ravel: Ew. I'm still dry-cleaning my sheets from the last time.
4: 46 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: So where would the type of girls Anton likes hang out?
4: 47 pm Erskine Ravel: Uhhhh, I don't know. A bondage shop?
4: 48 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: NO! We want a girl that's more classy than the strippers he usually dates!
4: 52 pm Philomena Random: I take offence to that.
4: 54 pm Antceratops Shudder: Phil! We had fun once, it's over. What're you two up to anyway? :L
4: 56 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: We're food shopping, the Sanctuary ran out of teacakes and all the mages got freaked out.
4: 56 pm Erskine Ravel: It was pandemonium. I think a few people may have got trampled..
4: 58 pm Antceratops Shudder: Sounds like that time I took of my shirt at the swimming pool.
4: 59 pm Erskine Ravel: I still have bruises from that day :/
5: 01 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Focus. We could go check into a few shops maybe?
5: 03 pm Erskine Ravel: Ok. Ravelicious out.
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5: 07 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Oh you sad litle child.
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6: 39 pm PM message: Valkyrie Cain to Skulduggery Pleasant and Erskine Ravel
So did you find a girl for Anton?
6: 45 pm PM message: Skulduggery Pleasant to Valkyrie Cain and Erskine Ravel
Yes, we did. I think she's perfect. There's just one problem though.
6: 47 pm PM message: Valkyrie Cain to Skulduggery Pleasant and Erskine Ravel
What?
6: 48 pm PM message: Skulduggery Pleasant to Valkyrie Cain and Erskine Ravel
She's actually a man.
6: 51 pm PM message: Valkyrie Cain to Skulduggery Pleasant and Erskine Ravel
:O :O :O
6: 53 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Valkyrie Cain and Skulduggery Pleasant
Don't worry Val, he's just joking. We did find someone.
6: 54 pm PM message: Valkyrie Cain to Skulduggery Pleasant and Erskine Ravel
Oh thank God, I thought the two of you picked Fletcher. If anyone's a shemale, it's him.
6: 56 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Valkyrie Cain and Skulduggery Pleasant
Yeah he's my mate and all, but damn, he's a prat :L
6: 56 pm PM message: Valkyrie Cain to Skulduggery Pleasant and Erskine Ravel
So who is it?
6: 57 pm PM message: Skulduggery Pleasant to Valkyrie Cain and Erskine Ravel
Well, we met her in a shoe shop. Does that say anything?
6: 59 pm PM message: Valkyrie Cain to Skulduggery Pleasant and Erskine Ravel
She has a foot fetish? She's the female version of Ghastly?
7: 02 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Valkyrie Cain and Skulduggery Pleasant
Noooo! It means that she has money and isn't someone that will sleep with Anton for the craic!
7: 04 pm PM message: Valkyrie Cain to Skulduggery Pleasant and Erskine Ravel
Oh so you mean like Philomena?
7: 05 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Valkyrie Cain and Skulduggery Pleasant
Were Skulduggery and I the only ones that didn't know about that?
7: 07 pm PM message: Valkyrie Cain to Skulduggery Pleasant and Erskine Ravel
Probably. So just tell me who it is, I have no idea!
7: 11 pm PM message: Skulduggery Pleasant to Valkyrie Cain and Erskine Ravel
Well you were close...it's Ghastly's cousin.
7: 12 pm PM message: Valkyrie Cain to Skulduggery Pleasant and Erskine Ravel
That isn't so bad...she doesn't have a bald head and a slight fixation with Kurt Hummel does she?
7: 14 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Valkyrie Cain and Skulduggery Pleasant
No, as I for one do not want to get into the middle of another Ghastly/Reia and Tariana fight over 'The Supreme Babenes.'
She's called Luster Violet, she's pretty sound and we're setting her and Anton up on a date tomorrow night with a big group of us :)
7: 18 pm PM message: Valkyrie Cain to Skulduggery Pleasant and Erskine Ravel
I suppose that's fine, it'll be Skul and I, you and Tariana, Tanith and Ghastly and whoever else we can find?
7: 21 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Valkyrie Cain and Skulduggery Pleasant
Yeah, I'll text you the details, hopefully Anton will like her...
7: 24 pm PM message: Valkyrie Cain to Skulduggery Pleasant and Erskine Ravel
It'll be fine, you guys did a great job! I'll tell Anton that we've got a surprise for him tomorrow night.
7: 39 pm Valkyrie Cain posted on Antceratops Shudder's Wall
Hey Anton, just wanted to let you know Skul and I will be picking you up from the hotel tomorrow night and taking you somewhere special :}
7: 42 pm Antceratops Shudder: If you two wanted to give me a threesome you could have just told me!
7: 45 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH
7: 46 pm Antceratops Shudder: Sorry Skul, I guess Valkyrie didn't mean that? :L
7: 46 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: No I was wondering why the hell I hadn't thought of that before!
7: 49 pm Anctceratops Shudder: High five!
7: 49 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: *High five*
7: 50 pm Valkyrie Cain: Ahem? -.-
7: 51 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Ehm...jokes?
7: 52 pm Valkyrie Cain: I really hate you sometimes, Skulduggery. I am seriously thinking of taking another date to the surprise for Anton.
7: 52 pm Caelan Shadows: Hi there Valkyrie...
7: 52 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Eff off, EdCul.
7: 54 pm Caelan Shadows: Foiled again!
7: 55 pm Valkyrie Cain: Just wear something nice OK Anton?
7: 56 pm Antceratops Shudder: Sure thing, but is this surprise something I should bring my secret stash of condoms too?
7: 57 pm Valkyrie Cain: Skul, he's all yours.
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9: 42 am Tanith Low Morning everybody! It's a gorgeous day, I have a cute date for tonight and I'm going shopping with the lovely Miss Valkyrie Cain. Have a great day!
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4: 19 pm Valkyrie Cain can't believe she let Tanith Low take her shopping :/
4: 24 pm Tanith Low: Vaaaaal, you're supposed to be changing in there! Now come out and let me see! I'll show you what I look like!
4: 26 pm Valkyrie Cain: Tanith, you look smoking hot, I'm seriously knocked out ;D
4: 27 pm Tanith Low: And you look sexy as hell ;)
4: 29 pm Antceratops Shudder: Now make out.
4: 32 pm Valkyrie Cain: Can five minutes go by without you making a pervy comment?
4: 33 pm Antceratops Shudder: Can five minutes go by without Fletcher saying something stupid?
4: 35 pm Valkyrie Cain: Point taken.
4: 38 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Screw you Shudder, now I'm imaginng them kissing in the changing rooms!
4: 40 pm Ghastly Bespoke: That mental image is hotter than this season's Gucci loafer :o
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4: 57 pm Tanith Low: You created a fanpage for us? O_o
5: 01 pm Antceratops Shudder: You better believe it!
5: 04 pm Valkyrie Cain: What would that be...Tankyrie? Valith?
5: 06 pm Antceratops Shudder: Valith ;) I have truly died and gone to girl-on-girl heaven.
5: 08 pm Valkyrie Cain: -.-
5: 08 pm Antceratops Shudder: Oh I bet you'd just like to smack me, wouldn't you Val? ;D
5: 11 pm Valkyrie Cain: Oh my God, you paedophile.
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7: 18 pm Tanith Low Getting ready with my best friend :) I Gotta Feeling should really be playing in the background :P
7: 23 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Hey Tanith...
7: 25 pm Tanith Low: NO, Skulduggery, you aren't allowed to come to my apartment and rap Black Eyed Peas.
7: 26 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Damn!
7: 27 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Val, I'll pick you up in 5 :)
7: 29 pm Antceratops Shudder: And spy on Valith making out again? Score!
7: 31 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Don't worry Valkyrie, I'm coming.
7: 32 pm Antceratops Shudder: I'm sure you are ;)
7: 34 pm Erskine Ravel: Why are we even best friends? I'm pretty sure mothers lock up their kids when you walk past...
7: 36 pm Antceratops Shudder: But dude come on, Valith!
7: 39 pm Erskine Ravel: ...I gotta hand you that. SMOKIN' hot.
7: 41 pm Antceratops Shudder: Fist bump me, bro!
7: 44 pm Erskine Ravel: *Bumps fist* Now get changed, Val and Skul are picking you up.
Skulduggery Pleasant, Valkyrie Cain, Antceratops Shudder, Tanith Low, Ghastly Bespoke, Erskine Ravel and Tariana Ravelicious Grace checked into Butter
8: 36 pm Tariana Ravelicous Grace: We really need to find new places to go on dates :L
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8: 38 pm Antceratops Shudder: Aw guys you set me up with a girl? Not as good as the Skul-Val-Antceratops threeseome idea but still pretty cool :)
8: 38 pm Erskine Ravel: Bro imagine a threesome with Valith! XDD
8: 41 pm Tariana Ravelicious Grace: -.-
8: 43 pm Erskine Ravel: Aw babe don't worry I'd love to have you in a threesome too!
8: 44 pm Tariana Ravelicious Grace: Ah, you're a prat.
8: 46 pm Antceratops Shudder: Damn, Luster is fit! Where did you pick her up, the Playboy Mansion? No really, because I have cameras in there.
8: 49 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: I know that should be disgusting but I can't help but feel impressed...
8: 52 pm Ghastly Bespoke: The Playboy Mansion? Respect, man.
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8: 54 pm Valkyrie Cain: Great, every male in the magic community now looks up to Anton as their Paedo King.
8: 57 pm Veevee Scapegrace: That may even beat my title of Zombie King! :o
8: 59 pm Valkyrie Cain: Sorry can't talk now Thrasher, we've just arrived at our table
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9: 21 pm Hugh Heffner: Damn Antceratops Shudder to hell!
Antceratops Shudder, Tariana Ravelicious Grace, Skulduggery Pleasant and three others are friends with Luster Violet
9: 24 pm Ghastly Bespoke Should I be mad that my cousin is on a date with the Paedo King?
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9: 28 pm Antceratops Shudder: No, not at all
9: 28 pm Luster Violet: Loving the name. It's super sexy on you ;) Fist bump?
9: 30 pm Erskine Ravel: Oh my God...she's the female Anton :O
11: 37 pm Antceratops Shudder posted on Luster Violet's Wall
I actually had a really good time tonight ;) Same time, next week? This time I'll take you to a little place I know...
11: 43 pm Luster Violet: Is it the strip club on Shaw Street?
11: 46 pm Antceratops Shudder: HOW DID YOU KNOW?
11: 49 pm Luster Violet: I own it ;)
11: 55 pm Antceratops Shudder might actually like this girl for something other than the sex.
12: 04 am Erskine Ravel: Anton liking a girl for something other than the sex?...Shit just got real.
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12: 34 am Skulduggery Pleasant So apparently there's a female Anton. The Earth is doomed. Their sexual, craven ways will destroy us all. I'm going on a booze cruise. Valkyrie, join me.
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12: 38 am Valkyrie Cain: I'll be at Cemetery Road in an hour.
12: 47 am Erskine Ravel: You're going on a booze cruise? :')
12: 48 am Skulduggery Pleasant: No, we're going on THE booze cruise. It's a huge ship of orgies and fast-flowing drink that travels around Ireland. I just need to escape Luston's alarming eye sex...
1: 13 am Erskine Ravel So we have a new possible endgame relationship from the Paedo King and ultimate playa himself. More kinkiness of Ghanith in the taxi home, nothing new there. The dream of Valith. Pleasant and Cain eloping to a fortnight of free-flowing alcohol. And I'm sure there will be some more of Skulduggery/Erskine stalking times ahead too...Oh SkulBookers, what would you do without us?
1: 15 pm Fletcher Renn: I had a great time with Rebecca Black! (8)
1: 17 pm Erskine Ravel: Is there any point to your existence?
I hope you're all happy with that gihugic update...now I'm away to PM Tariana about Nationals! KLAINE+FINCHEL+LOVE CONFESSIONS+ONSTAGE MAKEOUTS+EPICA SONGS=A VERY HAPPY REIA! There is so much happiness and Klaine jar explosions going on right now I'm a little scared :/ But again OhmyHummelAndersonGracellyn! It was so adorable :')