This is going to be my last SkulBook update for a fortnight because I'm away on holiday (Stalking times in Hollywood OMFH yussss), though I'll be back with lots of new chapters :}
The Antoine Dodson/Anton idea is something I thought of because of a chapter in Harmony-Rose Temptation's Dear Blank, Sincerely Blank. Check it out!
1: 23 pm Ghastly Bespoke Hmmmm, Skuldawg Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain haven't been seen for week now...they must be enjoying the booze cruise ;)
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1: 29 pm Tanith Low: Yeah, now the only other power pair here here beside us is Luster and Anton :L
1: 32 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder posted on Luster Violet's Wall
Baby, I wrote you some poetry!
1: 34 pm Leo DiCaprio: Oh God, they're even writing love poems...
1: 39 pm Luster Violet: Oh Anton, that's adorable! What's it called?
1: 40 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder: Bang You Like A Drum :')
1: 43 pm Leo DiCaprio: Nope, it's soft porn.
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1: 52 pm PM message: Tanith Low to Valkyrie Cain and Skuldawg Pleasant
Guys, I know you still have a week of the cruise left, but you have to come back! Luster and Anton were caught making out under Guild's desk two days ago! They're almost beating Ghastly and I in the kinky stakes :L And besides, we all miss you. Please come back?
1: 58 pm Skuldawg Pleasant posted on Tanith Low's Wall
Come back to Dublin? Gurl, you CRAZY? We're on the boat of luuuuuuve ;D
1: 02 pm Tanith Low: Truthfully, how many bottles of scotch/whisky/toxic bleach have you had?
1: 04 pm Skuldawg Pleasant: Twenty, thirty, what does it matter? They let me see magical pixies! (They look a lot like Fletcher)
1: 06 pm Tanith Low: Sigh. Message me when either you or Valkyrie have returned to the world of the sober.
1: 09 pm Skuldawg Pleasant: Get thee gone, woman, and do not mention that cursed place again! It is a shameful place full of uncool actions and funless peasants that I shall smite as they stand before me! MEEP!
1: 10 pm Tanith Low: My life honestly can not get any worse.
1: 13 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder made a new note: First verse of Bang You Like A Drum
1: 13 pm Tanith Low: I stand corrected.
1: 16 pm Ghastly Bespoke: It's OK Tanith, how about you come over to mine tonight, I'll cook some dinner and we can watch a movie?
1: 18 pm Tanith Low: And we don't even have to have to sleep together?
1: 19 pm Ghastly Bespoke: Not if you don't want to...
1: 21 pm Fletcher Renn: Then guys, what am I supposed to do? :(
1: 24 pm Ghastly Bespoke: I don't know...go see Rebecca Black?
1: 24 pm Fletcher Renn: Lol no, that's old news. I dumped her, she was way too annoying.
1: 26 pm Ghastly Bespoke: Funny, you'd have though you would have experience with 'annoying'.
1: 29 pm Tanith Low: Isn't there anyone else you can hang out with?
1: 30 pm Fletcher Renn: No 'cause you two are on the date, Valkyrie and Skulduggery are on the cruise and Anton's off with his 'sweet thang' :L China is hot but kinda unnapproachable, even though we both have great hair in common, Leo's still filming Titanic 2 and usually Erskine and I would bro out with some video games but he's doing Elder stuff
1: 32 pm Erskine Ravel: By Elder stuff, I mean hanging out with Guild ignoring Fletcher's 'let's meet up' texts.
1: 34 pm Ghastly Bespoke: You do that too? :'}
1: 36 pm Tanith Low: You both hang out with Guild? :/
1: 36 pm Erskine Ravel: Yeah, he's pretty legit.
1: 39 pm Tanith Low: Eh still disturbing. I'll see you later tonight, Ghastly :)
1: 55 pm Fletcher Renn: Hey, Bang You Like A Drum is actually pretty damn good!
1: 59 pm Ghastly Bespoke: MOST HUGE AND EPICEST FACEPALM IN THE WORLD HAPPENING RIGHT NOW ON MY FACE
7: 08 pm Skulduggery Pleasant posted on Tanith Low's Wall
Tanith, we give in and are coming back! Valkyrie and I are fully sober and have our bags packed. We shall be docking in an hour and expect you all to be there waving hankerchiefs, sobbing uncontrollably at your joy of having us back, etc etc.
7: 10 pm Tanith Low: Sorry Skul but I'm having a night in with Ghastly, I can send Fletcher to pick you up though :) What made you change your mind about coming back?
7: 13 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Well, I seemed to have aquired a, eh, problem...
7: 14 pm Tariana Grace: A problem?
7: 15 pm Reia Kellyn: Sounds interesting ;)
7: 15 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: A sort of...stalker...
7: 16 pm Edward Cullen: You're like my own personal brand of heroin
7: 17 pm Reia Kellyn: Holy fucking Grilled Cheesus O_o
7: 18 pm Edward Cullen: I just don't have the strength to stay away from you any more.
7: 19 pm Tariana Grace: Not Cullen!
7: 19 pm Amara Calla: Not Cullen AGAIN?
7: 21 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Unfortunately, yes.
7: 22 pm Edward Cullen: You are my life now.
7: 24 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: For the last time - I have a girlfriend whom I love! I am not gay! No, I do not want to do body shots off you!
7: 25 pm Edward Cullen: Please? :(
7: 27 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: NO.
7: 29 pm Edward Cullen: Bitch, you know I be dazzlin'!
7: 32 pm Reia Kellyn: What the hell was THAT.
7: 33 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: It's fine, he's gone offline now. Hopefully he'll only turn up in our lives again at unoppurtune moments like weddings and family gatherings.
7: 34 pm Tariana Grace: Amen.
7: 35 pm Edward Cullen: Lol JK I brought Bella on here too! Who's lonely and pathetic now?
7: 36 pm Bella Swan: Edward, I love you :')
7: 37 pm Edward Cullen: Bella, I love you too!
7: 38 pm Lord Vile: OH GAG. Seriously, just die already. I will go all badass Necromancer on your asses
7: 39 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Now usually I'd never agree with you, but WHOO GO VILE
7: 41 pm Reia Kellyn: I'm with Skulduggery and Vile on this!
7: 43 pm Erskine Ravel: I couldn't agree more.
7: 46 pm Nefarian Serpine: Done excellently, Lord Vile!
7: 48 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Twilight - Brining all of Sorcererkind together.
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8: 21 pm Luster Violet posted on Antceratops Paedo King Shudder's Wall
Baby, we've been going out a week now and I really think it's brought out the best of us, as people. But I think it's time you owned up to everything you've done in the past.
8: 23 pm Antceratops Shudder: ?
8: 24 pm Luster Violet: I can freely admit I was a background dancer for the Pussycat Dolls, and I hope there's things that you want to share too...
8: 27 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder: OK. For you, I'll do it :)
8: 30 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder Alright, I'll admit it. It was I who let the dogs out.
8: 35 pm Erskine Ravel: Whaaa...?
8: 39 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder posted on Antoine Dodson's Wall
Sorry :L
8: 43 pm Antoine Dodson: Huh?
8: 46 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder: I was the bed intruder...
8: 51 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder Yes, Ghastly Bespoke, 'twas I who scratched your loafers
8: 56 pm Ghastly Bespoke: YOU SONOFABANSHEE
8: 59 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder You're right Luster Violet, I do feel a lot better after that :)
9: 02 pm Luster Violet: See told you baby! Now, I was thinking about my moving-in details...
9: 03 pm Finbar Wrong: WHUT?
9: 04 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder: Thanks Finbar, you took the words right out of my mouth
9: 05 pm Luster Violet: Well we've made such a connection I thought that naturally I would be moving in soon.
9: 08 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder: Woah woah woah woah what gave you that idea? We've barely known each other a week!
9: 10 pm Fletcher Renn: Ooooooh, this is gonna be good! xD
9: 11 pm Luster Violet: Are you saying you don't want to live together?
9: 12 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder: Well...yeah, I guess that's what I am saying.
9: 13 pm Luster Violet: Then we obviously want different things. See you around, Anton.
9: 15 pm Erskine Ravel: Unlucky bro :L You gonna be OK?
9: 17 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder: Yeah, I think so :/
9: 20 pm Valkyrie Cain: Next time the Hotel's in Dublin, we can all go out to a bar somewhere maybe?
9: 23 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder: It's actually arriving in three hours...how about we go out to the Alchemy Club and have a few drinks?
9: 25 pm Valkyrie Cain: Sure, why not :)
9: 35 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder Dads, you better lock up your daughters because Big 'Ton's back in Dublin town!
9: 37 pm Erskine Ravel: And the Skul Crew rides again!
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