Who here has seen the new Harry Potter? It was so epic, and yet...AVADA KEDAVRA, MY CHILDHOOD :(
Mademise - You got the Mortal Instruments reference! Yes! :D *does a happy dance*
Anyway, sorry for the crapiness of this chapter, it's really just a filler.
5: 13 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder is ridin' solo
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5: 19 pm Fletcher Renn: How did you get to put your relationship status to ridin' solo?
5: 21 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder: If I told you, I would have to kill you. Let it just be said that it involved several cherries and a blowtorch.
5: 23 pm Valkyrie Cain: He's kidding with you, Fletcher.
5: 34 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder Recently I've been thinking...
5: 39 pm China Sorrows: GASP.
5: 42 pm Finbar Wrong: Dun dun dunnn
5: 43 pm Ghastly Bespoke: Hell has frozen over and I just bought ice skates
5: 46 pm Valkyrie Cain: Anton Shudder: Thinking for the first time since 1992
5: 47 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: MINDFUCK.
5: 48 pm Leo DiCaprio: Pinnoccio's nose just grew a couple more feet...
5: 51 pm Tanith Low: Come on guys. Anton thinks about about things, like the next girl he's going to lure into his bed.
5: 52 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder: Did you ever think there was ever more to life than being really, really good looking?
5: 55 pm Fletcher Renn: YES.
5: 57 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder: I mean, sometimes I wake up in the morning, look at myself in the mirror and think 'ah, perfection.'
5: 59 pm Fletcher Renn: All the time! Ya know, it's a pretty awesome feeling knowing that your hotness can explode with the force of a guyser at Yellowstone!
6: 01 pm Ghastly Bespoke: Everyone that ISN'T Fletcher or Anton, come over to mine for a Harry Potter six showing. I've got popcorn and fake wands and everything.
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6: 03 pm Fletcher Renn: I DON'T CARE! Anyway, that movie confuses me, all the felix felicis stuff is weird :/
6: 05 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder: I'll tell you the secret of felix felicis: I shag you once. You're happy all your life.
6: 08 pm Fletcher Renn: Wise words indeed.
6: 10 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder: What can I say...I'm a giving person.
6:11 pm Fletcher Renn: Any more advice? I sorta like this girl, you see
6: 12 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder: Try and not think about it! Don't care about the hoes that be trippin' on you.
6: 13 pm Fletcher Renn: Didn't Skul say that last week at the bar?
6: 14 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder: Yes, but that doesn't matter. I think I'll take you out to the bar again and show you a good time ;) Now where's High Priest Tenebrae?
6: 15 pm Fletcher Renn: I don't like Tenebrae, he's a douche :o
6: 15 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder: Don't let that fool you - Tenebrae is the sort of guy that you want as your drinking buddy.
6: 18 pm Valkyrie Cain: I'm not letting you go with Tenny, I saw him kissing a dog in his office once and it may or may not have been real :L You can come to Ghastly's as long as you aren't too perverted :P
6: 19 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder: Me? Perverted?
6: 19 pm Valkyrie Cain: Just yesterday you were talking about how you would sex a zombie :/
6: 21 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder: Hey, I'm not fussy!
6: 22 pm Valkyrie Cain: That's almost as disturbing as Thrasher's habit of dressing up like Lady Gaga :L
6: 23 pm Thrasher Scapegraceswoon: I can't help it, I was born this way!
6: 23 pm Thrasher Scapegraceswoon: Or reborn this way, same thing
6: 25 pm Veevee Scapegrace: Ahhh, that's sweet :')
6: 27 pm Fletcher Renn: See hompohobes? Gay peeps r freaking AWESOME!
6: 28 pm Valkyrie Cain: ...Yeah, whatever. Just bring some haribos when you come over, Tanith's wanting a bag :3
6: 30 pm Fletcher Renn: Can I buy a bag too?
6: 32 pm Valkyrie Cain: Go all out.
6: 57 pm Fletcher Renn I am a ladykiller!
7: 02 pm Valkyrie Cain: Fletcher?
7: 05 pm Fletcher Renn: 'Sup.
7: 05 pm Valkyrie Cain: You ate the bag of haribos, didn't you?
7: 06 pm Fletcher Renn: Fuck yeah I did!
7: 11 pm Reia Kellyn posted on Tanith Low's Wall
Team Draco in the house!
7: 14 pm Tanith Low: Have you even seen Ron? So adorable! :')
7: 15 pm Reia Kellyn: Yeah, but neither of them are as hot as Blaine Babes
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7: 18 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder: Blaine? What is it with dis hobbit bitch?
7: 19 pm Reia Kellyn: YOU ARE DEAD TO ME.
7: 21 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder: Wait what?
7: 22 pm Reia Kellyn: Dead, I tell you!
7: 23 pm Erskine Ravel: Anton, you seem to piss every girl off xD
7: 25 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder: That girl on Wednesday was totally into me!
7: 26 pm Erskine Ravel: Until she said ''DON'T EVER CHANGE!'' and you said ''But babe, I'm a Transformer!''
7: 27 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder: Just shows how damn hilarious I am.
7: 29 pm Erskine Ravel: If I didn't know you, the song I would describe you with is Ego.
7: 29 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder: We'll see what everyone else says!
7: 35 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder People, songs/lyrics that describe me?
7: 38 pm Valkyrie Cain: Don't Stand So Close To Me
7: 41 pm Tariana Ravelicious Grace: Every breath you take, every move you make I'll be watching you..
7: 43 pm Ghastly Bespoke: You and me baby we ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
7: 46 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder: Thanks Ghastly I'm flattered but quite frankly you're not my type
7: 46 pm Ghastly Bespoke: No, that's what you were singing to me last night. :L
7: 48 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder: ...I must've been really drunk...
7: 49 pm Ghastly Bespoke: Indeed. You were in the middle of my cupboard shouting ''Where the fuck's my passage to Narnia!''
7: 49 pm Ghastly Bespoke: Then you started sobbing that Mr Tumnus had sealed it on you and you were stuck with us filthy Muggles.
7: 50 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder: Isn't that a like?
7: 50 pm Ghastly Bespoke: You INVENTED that like. That and You know it was a good night when you still have cake in you hair
7: 52 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder: Hey, that's a pretty good like! :}
7: 55 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder, Fletcher Renn, Leo DiCaprio and nineteen others like You know it was a good night when you still have cake in your hair
8: 12 pm Skulduggery Pleasant posted on Ghastly Bespoke's Wall
So you tried to proposition Anton?
8: 15 pm Ghastly Bespoke: What? NO. I just told him what he was singing to me last night. What's he been saying?
8: 17 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: That you stripped in a catsuit for him. Pretty unrealistic, now I come to think of it...you'd never fit in a catsuit...
8: 18 pm Ghastly Bespoke: Sometimes I really hate you.
8: 19 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Herp derp.
8: 23 pm Skulduggery Pleasant Quiet (for us) night with the Skul Crew, heading home now :)
8: 25 pm Thurid Guild: No you're not. I have a date with m'lady Sue so you and the other misfits will have to take over the Sanctuary for a few hours.
8: 27 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: With Sue? But you're married :o
8: 27 pm Erskine Ravel: So pessimistic.
8: 28 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: That's it. I'm telling your wife!
8: 29 pm Thurid Guild: Damn you, skeleton. I'll get my revenge -.-
Thurid Guild is offline
8: 32 pm Leo DiCaprio: Well looks like our night's not over yet. I'll get Fletcher to teleport us :L
8: 32 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: And get a cold compress for me. I feel a headache coming on.
8: 33 pm Leo DiCaprio: Skul, you're, well, you're a skeleton...
8: 35 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: I know that.
8: 35 pm Leo DiCaprio: Nevermind.
11: 56 pm Skulduggery Pleasant I want to be a girl!
11: 59 pm Valkyrie Cain: *glares at Tariana, Amara and Reia*
12: 02 pm Amara Calla: We didn't frape him this time, I swear!
12: 05 pm PM message: Thurid Guild to Sue 'The Fury' Sylvester
High fivee