First off, I'm really, really sorry for not updating in weeks, exams caught up with me so I didn't have much time to write this fic :/

However, as a Christmas present, I'm writing a mini-series called Twelve Days of SkulBook, updated every day from here until Christmas :) Hope you enjoy!

For anyone that doesn't read my other fic SDJPO, Anton has a pet sloth called Freddie. I'm also introducing Evangeline Evergreen's character, who Anton hits on...a lot.

6: 14 pm Fletcher Renn Snow is falling, all around us, people dancing, all night long (8)

6: 16 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: If by snow you mean damp grey slush, then yes, it sure is falling around us.

6: 17 pm Antceratops Shudder: I sure wish I was dancing all night long :L

6: 19 pm Dexter Vex: All we do now is stay in and argue comically. We should have our own sitcom.

6: 19 pm Valkyrie Cain: Hey, don't forget we occasionally do a good deed and go out to beat up a bad guys! We're all about giving.

6: 20 pm Fletcher Renn: Yeah! Lighten up people, it's almost Christmas! :D

6: 21 pm Ghastly Bespoke: That's something to ':D' about? Christmas is cold, and all the lights hurt my eyes, and people think it's a time when ugly footwear is acceptable. Christmas is not a joyous occasion when you are the only person in Dublin to wear Jimmy Choo.

6: 22 pm Fletcher Renn: Ghastly, you're a grouch at Christmas.

6: 24 pm Grouchly Bespoke: I will vomit a candy cane-coloured mess that bursts into occasional verses of Frosty the Snowman down your favourite T-shirt. Then we'll see how you feel about Christmas.

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6: 26 pm Tariana Ravelicious Grace: GHASTLY BESPOKE FOR GOD 2K11

6: 27 pm Valkyrie Cain: I'd vote for him xD

6: 27 pm Leo DiCaprio: Seconded :}

6: 28 pm Erskine Ravel: God Grouchly, the Almighty Grouch.

6: 30 pm Fletcher Renn: BACK TO THE ORIGINAL MEANING OF THIS POST, what are we doing for Christmas this year?

6: 31 pm Tanith Low: No idea. I still need to decorate my flat for Christmas but i suppose a few of you could come over for dinner :)

6: 31 pm Valkyrie Cain: I'm with my family all day but I could try to catch you on Christmas Eve :)

6: 34 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: I suppose I could come and let you bask in my presence.

6: 35 pm Erskine Ravel: Well, at least this Christmas there won't be a Valkyrie around for you to try and use your miseltoe on :L

6: 37 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: I am a much more mature man now. Anyway, has anyone else forgotten Fletcher breaking the Black Ops disc?

6: 38 pm Antceratops Shudder: No -.- The memory of it snapping in two still haunts me to this day.

6: 39 pm Fletcher Renn: THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT! LET IT GO!


6: 41 pm PM message: Antceratops Shudder to Erskine Ravel

Hey hey, my man. Coming to the Hotel for Christmas Eve dinner before Tanith's on the 25th?

6: 45 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Antceratops Shudder

No. Remember what happened last time?

6: 46 pm PM message: Antceratops Shudder to Erskine Ravel

I'm telling you, Freddie didn't mean to do it! He's a sloth! It's natural!

6: 48 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Antceratops Shudder

We're having Christmas Eve dinner at my house this year, OK?

6: 51 pm PM message: Antceratops Shudder to Erskine Ravel

Fine. -.-


7: 03 pm Grouchly Bespoke posted on Tanith Low's Wall

Tanith, if you haven't got your decorations up yet, the other guys and me could go and get them for you :) Tomorrow we'll go get a Christmas tree for you if you want?

7: 09 pm Tanith Low: Really? Thanks, Ghastly :)

7: 11 pm Erskine Ravel: Are you forgetting we have work tomorrow?

7: 13 pm Grouchly Bespoke: We can get someone to cover for us.

7: 15 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Then I suppose Ireland can survive without my prodigic crime-solving skills for an evening.

7: 18 pm Erskine Ravel: Whatever makes you happy.

7: 19 pm Fletcher Renn: So where are we meeting tomorrow?

7: 23 pm Grouchly Bespoke: Be at my house for about 8 AM. Anton, you can bring your car for loading the tree into.

7: 26 pm Antceratops Shudder: What? It's a Porsche! What if the furnishings get scratched?

7: 28 pm Grouchly Bespoke: Believe me, this is not a face that cares.