There's a Father Ted reference in here for anyone that's watched it ;)
10: 09 am Skulduggery Pleasant Oh God.
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10: 12 am Tanith Low: What's up?
10: 13 am Skulduggery Pleasant: A Porsche just rolled down Ghastly's street playing Superbass at full volume.
10: 15 am Leo DiCaprio: And the top rolled down and Anton jumped out. And he said ''Get in losers, we're going shopping.''
10: 18 am Grouchly Bespoke: That wasn't the worst thing, though.
10: 18 am Tanith Low: What happened? xD
10: 19 am Dexter Vex: Fletcher happened.
10: 18 am Leo DiCaprio: He walked in five minutes ago...
10: 19 am Skulduggery Pleasant: He was wearing a t-shirt that said 'Fletcher Renn: Better Than You.'
10: 23 am Fletcher Renn: What can I say? My t-shirt speaks the truth.
10: 25 am Dexter Vex: You hair's looking spikier than usual today, Fletcher. Did you stick a dead hedgehog in it?
10: 26 am Skulduggery Pleasant: I agree with you, but it probably wasn't dead when he put it up there.
10: 27 am Grouchly Bespoke: Yeah. The noxious fumes from the hair gel would have gassed it.
10: 27 am Fletcher Renn: You're all just jealous. My hair can cure cancer, AIDS, heart disease and if you touch it you get pregnant...even men.
10: 29 am Erskine Ravel: I think we should tell Dexter to touch his hair, see what happens.
10: 31 am Dexter Vex: Not a chance. That thing is unholy :L
10: 32 am Antceratops Shudder: Come on, are we getting a move on to this tree place or what?
10: 35 am Skulduggery Pleasant: First, I have to give the young Teleporter some advice.
10: 39 am Skulduggery Pleasant posted on Fletcher Renn's Wall
Before we leave, I have some things I want to remind you.
1. No monopolizing the front seat.
2. No emergency gel re-applications if you think your hair is out of place. The same can be said for your eyeshadow and other assorted makeups I am convinced you secretly wear.
3. No singing along to whatever song Anton puts on in his car. Yes, that includes any and all Jedward songs.
4. No Teleporting to the top of a tree and throwing bits of paper down on our heads. I still remember what happened on that nature walk we went on last month. Neither has my hat.
5. And absolutely no handling Anton's axe.
10: 42 am Skulduggery Pleasant: Do you understand what I mean?
10: 44 am Fletcher Renn: Yes, Skul.
10: 45 am Skulduggery Pleasant: Do you really?
10: 47 am Fletcher Renn: No, Skul.
10: 48 am Skulduggery Pleasant: Just don't do anything I wouldn't.
10: 50 am Antceratops Shudder: Wait, what's all this about Fletcher handling my 'axe'? :/
10: 52 am Skulduggery Pleasant: ...
12: 22 am Dexter Vex posted on Antceratops Shudder's Wall
Damn Anton, you have a NICE car.
12: 24 am Antceratops Shudder: Thanks ;)
12: 26 am Dexter Vex: Now will you shut the hell up and stop singing Milkshake, because it's incredibly disturbing.
12: 18 am Amara Calla: Wait...Anton's singing Milkshake? XD
12: 30 am Leo DiCaprio: For the past half hour. Skulduggery and I tried to drown him out with a chorus of My Heart Will Go On, but he's too powerful for us.
12: 32 am Evangeline Evergreen: Sounds terrifying.
12: 34 am Dexter Vex: Imagine Fletcher naked. Multiply that by ten. That's how terrifying it is.
12: 35 am Valkyrie Cain: So what's happening? :3
12: 37 am Leo DiCaprio: Nothing much, Fletcher just got verbally destroyed
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12: 40 am Grouchly Bespoke: Well, right now we're all packed into Anton's car, and we're almost at the forest. Hopefully we'll be able to get a tree and back to Dublin by late afternoon. That is, if Anton's singing doesn't kill us first.
12: 42 am Antceratops Shudder: Ghastly's muscles bring all the girls to the yard and they're like 'Ew no look at his scars'
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12: 44 am Grouchly Bespoke: OK. You win this round -.-
1: 23 pm PM message: Antceratops Shudder to Erskine Ravel
Are you SURE you don't want to come over for Christmas Eve dinner?
1: 25 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Antceratops Shudder
Have you got rid of your sloth?
1: 25 pm PM message: Antceratops Shudder to Erskine Ravel
No...
1: 28 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Antceratops Shudder
Then no.
1: 30 pm PM message: Antceratops Shudder to Erskine Ravel
-.- So found any decent trees yet?
1: 34 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Antceratops Shudder
Nope. I don't think it was a good idea for us to split up to search the forest. Have you found any?
1: 37 pm PM message: Antceratops Shudder to Erskine Ravel
Nah. In the area I'm in all the trees are the same height as Fletcher. I don't think they even reach my knees ;D
1: 38 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Antceratops Shudder
xD
1: 39 pm PM message: Fletcher Renn to Antceratops Shudder and Erskine Ravel
I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT!
1: 42 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Antceratops Shudder
Whaaaa...?
1: 43 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Antceratops Shudder
How the hell did he get on our chat...? :/
1: 45 pm PM message: Antceratops Shudder to Erskine Ravel
He's demonspawn. It's the only explanation.
2: 06 pm Skulduggery Pleasant So has anyone out of Dexter Vex, Leo DiCaprio, Erskine Ravel, Antceratops Shudder or Grouchly Bespoke managed to find a good enough tree?
2: 08 pm Fletcher Renn: Why didn't you tag me?
2: 10 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Well, you're obviously not going to have found a tree by yourself.
2: 13 pm Leo DiCaprio: Ghastly and I haven't found anything.
2: 15 pm Antceratops Shudder: Neither have me or Dex.
2: 17 pm Erskine Ravel: And I hear there's going to be a snow front moving in over in the next few hours so we better find one quick before it reaches the forest :L
2: 19 pm Grouchly Bespoke: How about we head for higher ground? Can you all see the really tall tree marking the top of the hill? I'll meet you all there, the trees in that direction look pretty good.
2: 22 pm Dexter Vex: Sure. Anton and I'll see you guys there.
Dexter Vex has signed out
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2: 30 pm Fletcher Renn: Guys?
2: 35 pm Fletcher Renn: Any of you there?
2: 38 pm Fletcher Renn: I think I'm lost.
2: 43 pm Fletcher Renn: Crap.
4: 14 pm Dexter Vex GUYS I FOUND THE MOST EPIC TREE EVER. Turn right after you get to the tree marking the top of the hill and when you hear my celebratory calls, jog in that direction. You won't be disappointed.
4: 20 pm Erskine Ravel: It's BEAUTIFUL.
4: 23 pm Leo DiCaprio: It makes Titanic-sized trees seem lifeboat-sized, such is the height of this tree.
4: 26 pm Antceratops Shudder: I would marry the shit out of this tree, then raise little Tree/Shudder babies. Trudder babies.
4: 29 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Then step out of the way, and let the magnificent skeleton do his work.
4: 31 pm Leo DiCaprio: Are you sure Elemental earth powers work on felling trees? I mean, you've only been able to command earth so far.
4: 38 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: *dusts hands* You were saying?
4: 38 pm Grouchly Bespoke: Well, that settles it. Skulduggery can cut down trees. We can celebrate with cigars later. Now can we load this down to Anton's car?
4: 41 pm Antceratops Shudder: I can't believe you killed the future mother of my treeling children. Our babies would have been smart AND sexy.
4: 45 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Oh, cry me a river. Now help pulling this tree, because if this suit gets ripped, I will show you what World War Skul looks like.
4: 47 pm Antceratops Shudder: Fine, fine. But seriously, are you ripping up another tree because I can hear a really weird cracking sound
4: 47 pm Antceratops Shudder: Yeah OK, this tree's about to fall down on top of me. RUN FOR YOUR LIVESSSS
4: 48 pm Grouchly Bespoke: Ouch. Even I felt that.
6: 23 pm Antceratops Shudder posted on Skulduggery Pleasant's Wall
I can't believe you let that tree fall on me -.-
6: 26 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Oooops. Guess I don't know my own strength.
6: 27 pm Antceratops Shudder: I may not be able to see you from the back seat but I can feel the waves of sarcasm coming off you.
6: 29 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Feel away, Anton. No, really, feel away, because spread out across Erskine's lap is as good a time to cop a feel as any.
6: 31 pm Antceratops Shudder: I'M INJURED!
6: 32 pm Antceratops Shudder: Anyway, that tree almost crushed me. I'm glad we didn't have these Trudder babies after all :L
6: 36 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Well, I carried you AND pushed that leviathan of a tree down the hill, so just be happy that it hasn't fallen off the roof of your car yet.
6: 40 pm Leo DiCaprio: I know this may not be the time, but where's Fletcher?
6: 43 pm Antceratops Shudder: Probably receiving frostbite from trying to search for us back in the forest, but who cares? I am in MORTAL PERIL. I may DIE AT ANY SECOND. The tree DESTROYED me.
6: 47 pm Erskine Ravel: You know, this reminds me of the time I was attacked by your sloth.
6: 49 pm Antceratops Shudder: Forget the sloth!
6: 50 pm Erskine Ravel: I wish I could.