Hey, here's the next chapter. I'm sorry I didn't update any sooner, my wrist was sore and I couldn't type much, and also there's school coming up again. Anyways, I will warn that there WILL be pairings later on in the Fanfic.
Disclaimer: NO I DON'T OWN NARUTO!
Chapter II: It's not Care, is it? Squished!
"Who's afraid of the big bad wolf, big bad wolf, big bad wolf~" Tobi merrily sang as he skipped around the hideout. He was feeling happy because it was his turn to take care of little Hikari.
"Finally, I'll be able to play with her!" He said in excitement. He soon reached the baby's room, which was actually in Deidara's room since he insisted on having little Hikari sleep in there, probably some condition he set up with Konan later, since the baby didn't get named what he wanted. Tobi opened the door and poked his head inside. He saw Deidara holding the baby in his arms and rocking her gently. He walked in.
"Senpai, I'm ready to take care of her!" He said. Deidara shot a glare his way.
"Shut up dumbass, she just fell asleep, un." Deidara said and looked down at the sleeping Hikari. Tobi kept his mouth shut, until Deidara decided to give her to him, reluctantly of course. Tobi being Tobi, there's no guarantee of what might happen to the poor infant. Reaching his arms, Tobi was about to get the baby when Deidara pulled him roughly by the collar and came face to face, or face to mask, with him.
"If you so much as get one scratch on her, I'll kill you, hm." He said in a deadly tone before handing Hikari to him. Tobi shook a little, nodding constantly to Deidara after making that threat. Once the blond exited out, Tobi sighed in relief and glanced at the small child. That seemed to get him excited all over again.
"We'll have so much fun Hikari-chan!" He said, conversing with the baby girl. Suddenly, images formed in his mind, of him and Hikari sharing an ice cream, skipping around a field of flowers, but since she couldn't walk he held her; watching a scary movie as Tobi would shake with fear and cling to Hikari and even cover her eyes at the gory parts! The imagination left him as he shook his head.
"Ok! So what do you wanna do?" He asked her. She only blinked at him, giving a baby gurgle. He gasped.
"You're right! We should go annoy Itachi-san! You're so smart Hikari-chan!" He praised the girl and ran off with her to find the Uchiha. This could not end good...
Itachi was currently looking through the scrolls he owned. The man seemed very concentrated on his work, but unfortunately a knock disrupted him. Sighing, he got up and walked to the door, slowly opening it so that only one of his visible sharingan eyes could be seen from outside. Once he saw who it was he had the urge to run out and drown himself in the nearest lake.
"What do you want Tobi-" Itachi didn't have the time to finish because Tobi barged in like the idiot he was, not caring if the Uchiha was standing right behind the door. The result: A huge red mark on Itachi's face..and a red vein about to pop from his head. Tobi looked at Itachi.
"Why's there a red mark on your face, Itachi-san?" He asked dumbly. The sharingan user looked like he was about to strangle the orange-masked boy, but since he saw the baby in his arms, he had to contain his urges to hurt him. Gritting his teeth, he repeated the question from before, but with some extra emphasis this time.
"What do you want, Tobi?" The friendly member skipped here and there, making Hikari bounce in his hold.
"Itachi-san! Hikari-hime and I wanna play!"
SMACK!
Tobi rubbed the surface of his mask. "Oooww, why d'you slap me?" Itachi glared at him.
"Don't go acting so hyper, you could drop the baby any moment with your carelessness." Tobi pouted, but it was oblivious to Itachi with that mask on.
"Aww. Well! Will you play with us?" Again, Itachi glared.
"I don't play." He said. Tobi whined.
"Oh come on Itachi-san! You gotta know how to play when it's time to take care of little Kari-chan!" Slightly rolling his eyes, Itachi said, "I have a younger brother, remember? I can manage." He turned away from him to go back to his studies.
"But still! You're so…so…" Itachi turned, his sharingan eyes blazing.
"So, what?" There was a moment's pause, until Tobi responded. "So...EMO."
Wrong answer!
"ACK!" Tobi was sent flying out of the room, hitting the opposite wall.
"Hn." Itachi stood on the doorway holding little Hikari. Slamming the door, he left a dizzy Tobi sprawled on the floor. Once Itachi turned he looked at Hikari in his arms.
"Hmm..." He narrowed his eyes and set her down on his bed, before picking up the scroll and reviewing it again. The baby made a small yapping noise. The Uchiha glanced at her, then back at the scroll. A couple of minutes later she gave another yap. Now, Itachi set the scroll down and picked up the baby, looking at her with slight narrowed eyes.
"What do you want?" He asked calmly. Little Hikari stared at him with big bright onyx eyes, similar to his, but it was bit more of a dark grayish color.
"..." He stood up, still holding the baby and reached across the room for a small hidden box. He carefully set it down on the bed and opened the lock. Inside lay a small weasel plushie. It looked a bit old, but still in good condition. He picked it up and slowly brought it over to the baby's view. His fingers carefully moved to the back of the head and..
tap
The head moved a bit to the front in a nod. Hikari blinked at the unknown object, but not long after giggled. Itachi tapped the back of the weasel's head again, twice. Yet again she giggled.
"You seem to like it, huh?" She moved her tiny hands a bit. A small, very small smile formed on Itachi's lips. For the rest of the night, Itachi took care of little Hikari, while Tobi still lay unconscious on the ground, outside at the hall.
"WHAT THE FUCK!" Guess who? If you guessed Hidan then you're…wrong.
"SHITHEAD, MOVE YOUR FUCKING ASS AWAY!" Now that's Hidan. Kakuzu glared at his partner, his body being pressed against the religious man. The thing is, they both tried walking out of the room at the same time, which wasn't a good idea cos they both couldn't get through. So the result was this: them squished together at the doorway.
"MOVE YOUR GODDAMN HAND! IT'S SMACKING MY ASS!" Hidan shouted.
"Don't yell in my ear I'm right beside you, damnit!" Kakuzu retorted, very annoyed with the situation.
"You know what? Fuck you, fuck you and your fucking head that just fucking decided to fucking walk through the damn doorway the same fucking time I was gonna!" He cursed. Feeling his throat already hoarse, Kakuzu didn't comment back. Hidan was pleased with that, and he then relaxed and tried squeezing out of the doorway.
"Argh! No use." He said with a sigh of defeat. Kisame walked by, but then walked backwards and stopped; he stared at the two members, squished.
They stared back.
"…" Kisame blinked a couple of times, as did Kakuzu and Hidan. After a long, very long pause, Hidan said, "What the fuck are you staring at, dumbshit? Help us out!" Feeling insulted, Kisame turned his head.
"Hmph!" And walked off. Hidan's left eye twitched.
"That Son ova bitch.." He his whole body shook with anger. Kakuzu rolled his eyes. Silence fell again, that is until...
"FUCK THIS! FUCK IT ALL JASHIN, I'M GETTING THE HELL OUT ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!" Hidan reached for his scythe, but it was all the way over at his bed.
"Shit.." Kakuzu smirked. "Idiot." Hidan glared at him.
"Once we're out of here, I'll fucking fuck you up the ass with a stick and there won't be any goddamn person to help you!" Kakuzu went pale and sighed.
"Damn...why me?"
"Itachi, give me the damn baby!"
"No."
Sasori sighed, frustrated and about to tear his red hair out of his scalpel. It was his turn to take care of Hikari, but Itachi would not give her to him at any cost.
"Where's Tobi anyway? He's supposed to be taking care of her, isn't he?" Itachi shrugged, completely forgetting about the orange masked boy. Sasori scratched his head and finally grunted.
"I give up." He said and walked off. Itachi smirked and looked down at the baby.
"I pawn everybody." He said, a weasel-like grin appearing on his face.