7: 28 am Fletcher Renn OK. WHO THE BLOODY HELL ATE MY ADVENT CHOCOLATE?

7: 34 am Dexter Vex: Ah, what a wonderful thing to wake up to in the morning.

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7: 38 am Grouchly Bespoke: I think the real question here is: Why does Fletcher still keep Advent calendars?

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7: 40 am Fletcher Renn: NOBODY IS ANSWERING MY QUESTION.

7: 42 am Tanith Low: Fletcher, are you saying that someone went into your Advent calendar and took a chocolate out?

7: 42 am Fletcher Renn: Yes!

7: 44 am Valkyrie Cain: So why don't we retrace your steps from when you woke up?

7: 46 am Fletcher Renn: I woke up, did my hair, admired my hair, walked to my calendar, opened the number 16 and THERE WAS NO CHOCOLATE IN IT. And all the other days before this had chocolate!

7: 47 am Valkyrie Cain: So basically, someone sneakily opened your calendar, took the chocolate out and re-sealed it again.

7: 49 am Fletcher Renn: Obviously they didn't want to alert my suspicions by leaving it open, so by shutting the door for the 16th back up I wouldn't see someone had stolen my chocolate!

7: 53 am Erskine Ravel: This is all fine and good and I can see this will be a real head-scratching mystery for us, but I'm still exhausted from getting Tanith's tree yesterday and I have to go work with a woman who I suspect doesn't bathe. Yes, I do mean Madam Mist. So shut your whining and bother us with this at a REASONABLE time.

7: 55 Fletcher Watchingyou Renn: Fine. But Chocolate Stealer, I'll be watching.

8: 27 am Grouchly Bespoke posted on Tanith Low's Wall

I'm sorry, but it looks like I won't be able to pick you up today. I'm running late so it might be better if you could catch a lift with Skulduggery or Valkyrie

8: 29 am Tanith Low: It's fine, don't worry. :) I'll text Val and ask them to swing by. What's making you late?

8: 31 am Grouchly Bespoke: I slept in past my alarm because and now my van wheels are frozen over -.- I've explained to Erskine why I'll be late, but Fletcher's coming over in a bit to Teleport me there.

8: 34 am Tanith Low: Oh, you're tired from searching for a tree to get me, aren't you? :L Thanks for it, by the way :) You want to come over later and decorate?

8: 37 am Grouchly Bespoke: For you, I'll make the exception to Christmas decorations :)

8: 37 am Tanith Low: Thanks :) Now the Bentley's pulled up outside, I better go before Skulduggery starts honking the horn. Meet you for lunch xxxx

8: 38 am Grouchly Bespoke: Looking forward to it :)

9: 20 am PM message: Grouchly Bespoke to Fletcher Watchingyou Renn

Thanks for Teleporting me this morning, I just got into the meeting on time

9: 39 am PM message: Fletcher Watchingyou Renn to Grouchly Bespoke

No problem. You haven't got an idea who took my Advent chocolate by any chance? :3

9: 41 am PM message: Grouchly Bespoke to Fletcher Watchingyou Renn

No clue. But I do know that Thrasher has a fondness for chocolate, if that helps?

9: 43 am PM message: Fletcher Watchingyou Renn to Grouchly Bespoke

It does. Thanks, Ghastly. You've told me everything I need to know...

9: 52 am Fletcher Watchingyou Renn posted on Thrasher Scapegraceswoon's Wall

Alright bitch, what did you do with my chocolate?

9: 56 am Thrasher Scapegraceswoon: Excuse me?

9: 58 am Fletcher Watchingyou Renn: You know what I'm talking about, you piece of rotting zombie filth! Your sweet tooth compelled you to take MY Advent chocolate. But that sweet tooth shall shortly be ripped out of your head, along with your heart, lungs and several other pieces of your anatomy.

10: 00 am Valkyrie Cain: And BOOM! Fletcher's hot.

10: 01 am Fletcher Watchingyou Renn: I'll rip out your small intestine and force you to eat it again, but since you'll have nothing to digest it with it will slowly poison your decaying corpse as I beat the crap out of it

10: 01 am Valkyrie Cain: You are so attractive right now.

10: 03 am Fletcher Watchingyou Renn: After you're writhing in pain on the floor I'll tear out your eye and send it to your beloved as a gift. And then I'll shoot you.

10: 04 am Valkyrie Cain: Seriously, I'll have your babies

10: 04 am Skulduggery Pleasant: WHAT?

10: 05 am Fletcher Watchingyou Renn: Oh hi there Val ;) You feeling some love for the Flerminator? ;D

10: 07 am Valkyrie Cain: Never mind, I'm over it.

10: 08 am Veevee Scapegrace: YOU WOULD SEND ME HIS EYE? That's hot. But why are you bullying my boyfriend? -.-

10: 10 am Fletcher Watchingyou Renn: Uck, zombie sex. But he stole my godamn Advent chocolate and I CANNOT LET THAT GO UNPUNISHED.

10: 11 am Thrasher Scapegraceswoon: But I didn't steal anything of yours!

10: 13 am Fletcher Watchingyou Renn: Don't waste your time, I was reliably informed of your taste for chocolate.

10: 15 am Thrasher Scapegraceswoon: I didn't take it! I swear!

10: 16 am Veevee Scapegrace: Thrasher didn't take the chocolate...it was me.

10: 17 am Fletcher Watchingyou Renn: What?

10: 19 am Veevee Scapegrace: When we were all at your hotel room last week I sneaked into your bedroom and took a chocolate out of the calendar, then sealed it back up so you wouldn't notice :L Thrasher was going on about how much he wanted chocolate so I had to give him some...also to shut him up.

10: 20 am Thrasher Scapegraceswoon: Oh Veevee :')

10: 21 am Fletcher Watchingyou Renn: If you got the chocolate for Thrasher then how come he didn't know about this?

10: 24 am Veevee Scapegrace: I didn't get the chance to. When we were heading home Thrasher went into a shop and I was approached when he was inside. The man wanted the chocolate so I gave it to him...he offered us a new refrigerator for the Penguin Mobile!

10: 26 am Fletcher Watchingyou Renn: So this guy knew you had the Advent chocolate and wanted the one you had specifically rather than going out and buying a calendar for himself?

10: 28 am Veevee Scapegrace: Yes. He saw me take it from your room and he wanted it for blackmail purposes because he knew how upset you would get if it went missing

10: 31 am Fletcher Watchingyou Renn: So who was it?

10: 33 am Veevee Scapegrace: Who else is a brilliant detective that is also incredibly annoyed by you?

10: 35 am Fletcher Watchingyou Renn: Remus Crux?

10: 35 am Veevee Scapegrace: No...

10: 35 am Fletcher Watchingyou Renn: Davina Marr?

10: 37 am Veevee Scapegrace: Try again :/

10: 38 am Fletcher Watchingyou Renn: Well I don't know because the only other brilliant detective I can think of is Valkyrie and I don't annoy her

10: 40 am Valkyrie Cain: The ONLY other detective? :L

10: 41 am Thrasher Scapegraceswoon: You're really stupid, and when someone with my IQ tells you that something is definitely wrong

10: 43 am Veevee Scapegrace: IT'S SKULDUGGERY.

10: 45 am Fletcher Watchingyou Renn: Aaaaahhhhh! That makes sense!

10: 47 am Veevee Scapegrace: I am constantly surrounded by idiots.

10: 49 am Thrasher Scapegraceswoon: But not me, right?

10: 52 am Veevee Scapegrace: I'm saying nothing.

11: 04 am Fletcher Renn posted on Skulduggery Pleasant's Wall

I've found you out! YOU were the one that took my chocolate, you theiving bony arse!

11: 06 am Skulduggery Pleasant: Oh no. I have been found out. Please, spare meyour verbal abuse before I start to cry.

11: 08 am Fletcher Renn: You know of my love for Advent chocolate and you thought you could you could blackmail me using it. But I've learned of your plot and it won't work!

11: 10 am Skulduggery Pleasant: So the thirty cans of hair gel I took from your bathroom won't constitute as a suitable blackmail replacement?

12: 14 am Fletcher Renn: WHAT did you do?

12: 16 am Skulduggery Pleasant: Let me explain in terms your simple brain might understand: I take hairgel. You cry. The end.

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12: 20 am Fletcher Renn: A POX ON YOU, SKULDUGGERY.