Mwahahahahahhahahahahahahahaaaaaa!
Here is another awesome chapter of Adventures in Aaa!
Next chapter will be more revealing.
Marshall Lee: Waaay more revealing. If ya know what I mean.
Shut up dude! This is my chiz!
DISCLAIMER: Pen Ward and Natasha own it man! Except the song. Avril Lavigne owns the song. I only changed the lyrics a little.
"So you're telling me that the only information you two could find on the Lich in the Nightosphere...was a book?" Gumball says unimpressed. "Serves you right for always sending peeps to do your dirty work." Marshall Lee says tossing the thick book to the Candy Prince who manages catches it but falls to the ground from the book's weight.
"T-thank yyyyou." Gumball strains sitting the book on the lab table. "Okay. Let's crack this thing open."
Gumball opens the book. Cake, Fionna, and Marshall Lee look over and watches.
"So it says here that the Lich King is made of dark, chaotic magic. Similar to the amulet of the Nightosphere. Currently, there is no known weakness of the Lich." Gumball reads.
"Bunk to that! There has to be a weakness! Everyone has a weakness!" Fionna shouts out in anger.
"Well according to the book he doesn't."
"No! I won't take no for an answer!" Fionna turns to Marshall Lee. "What the byork! That's all you and Cake could find?"
"We would have more information, but bat brains over here wanted to see our future." Cake says accusingly.
"Oh no. Don't put this on me wuss puss! I know that guy like I know my friends. He wouldn't have given us any intell! That's why I asked for our futures!" Marshall Lee growls.
"OH FLUFF NO! DID HE JUST CALL ME A WUSS PUSS!? I WILL KICK YOUR ASS BLOODSUCKER!" Cake says growing in anger.
"Bring it kit kat!" Marshall Lee says transforming into his giant bat form.
Cake lets out an aggressive meow and tackles the Vampire King, knocking him against the wall. She claws at him, but he pushes her off and kicks her in the side. She recovers from the kick and starts scratching again. Watching her buds fight makes Fionna's blood boil in anger. She masters up all her anger and walks towards the scrap.
"HEY! " She yells at them, but it has little effect. She grunts in frustration and gets between her friends. She pulls a zigzag whistle out of her adventure pack and blows in it hard. It causes a small,yet loud screech to cut through the room.
Cake and Marshall Lee hear it and shrink back down to there normal sizes and cover their ears.
Fionna stops and puffs her cheeks. "LISTEN UP! YOU GUYS NEED TO STOP FIGHTING AND GET REAL! STOP CALLING EACH OTHER NAMES! Please." Fionna says saying please with a sigh. "I love you both to much and I hate it when my buds fight. I mean I expect it Marshall Lee. But Cake! You are supposed to be an adult." Fionna sighs and puts a hand on her older sister's shoulder. " Look. If you can go through this whole adventure and not fight with Marshall, I will give you this." Fionna pulls a small pink tube out of her pack and pits it in Cake' s face.
"What is it?" Cake asks.
"This, is a cat pen. So whatever you think of that cats eat, it will appear out of thin air."
"What!" Cake says." How long have you had this?"
"A few years. Found it in that old dungeon. So is it a deal?"
Cake looks at the Vampire King, then back at Fionna. "Deal."
"Good. Let me go talk to Marshall Lee and Gumball."
Fionna walks over to the two boys. "Look, you're gonna have to stop being a jerk to Cake, Marshall Lee. She's my sister. So of you're gonna be my friend, you gotta stop messing with her or else I won't be your friend anymore." Fionna says to the Vampire King. "Gumball you too. Stop fighting with Marshall Lee. Your better than that." Fionna looks at the ground and sighs. "Look, I am sick and tired of every one fighting. Can't you guys see that this whole thing is stressful!? I mean come on..." Fionna sighs and begins to sing
Chill out. Whatcha yelling for?
Lay back. It's all been done before.
And if you could only let it be
You will see
I like you
the way you are
when you're flyin from afar
and we're fighting evil
side by side
No need to hide
You're somebody else
around everyone else
watching your back
like you can't relax
trying to be cool
You look like a fool to me
tell me
Why ya gotta go and make things so complicated?
I see the way
you're acting like your somebody else
gets me frustrated.
Life's like this you
and we fall
and we crawl
and we break
and we take
what we get
and we turn it into
honesty
promise me
I'm never gonna find you guys fighting
No no no
Fionna sighs and smiles at her friends."Look, we have zero time for fighting. We have a Lich to find." Marshall Lee looks at Fionna. Surprised because this is new. Fionna never pores out her feelings. Before he can point it out, the Gumball Guardians began screeching and yelling.
"Lich alert! Lich alert! Danger! Danger!"
