Yep, LONG time since I've updated ^^; kinda forgot about this story, and I've been oh-so busy with High School T.T Chemistry will kill me. Yeah I know it's short, but I'll try to make it bigger next time. Anyways hope you guys enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto or its characters, JUST Hikari, and ocs I might throw in. ;)

Chapter III: Potion Plus Baby Equals Trouble - PART I

Konan stayed in her room with Hikari, trying out little outfits she had bought for her last time she was in town. Being a girl, she just couldn't let her lack style at all, even if she was just a baby. After trying over what seemed like a gazillion different baby clothes, she picked one for her to use now, which was a soft baby blue dress, outlined in white linen on the hem of the frilly sleeves and the bottom of the skirts. She had also bought matching white yarn-made shoes. It has been over a month already since Hikari showed up at their doorstep, and it seemed that most members had warmed up to the little Bacchi(1) in the family of assassins; even Hidan seemed to be getting along with her, but still had his complaints of the baby's private and accidental necessities that never seized to disgust him.

"There we go." She said after dressing Hikari. Konan picked her up and headed out of the room towards the kitchen, to grab the little girl a bottle of milk. Upon reaching her destination, Deidara and Sasori were at the table working on their own style of art, but it seemed that they were arguing along the process.

"Dana, why do you insist in proving me wrong, hm?!" Deidara asked, feeling agitated with the subject.

"Because you are wrong." The redhead replied in the simplest tone.

"No, you're the one who's wrong!" Argued the blonde back, getting irritated with his partner. Why did he always have to criticize his way of making art? His was much better and creative than his! Konan sighed and just ignored the two, going to the refrigerator and grabbing an already made bottle of milk to heat it up in the microwave. Sasori then sighed, pausing on his work and looking up at the blond.

"Let's just stop this pointless trade of words and do what we have to do." He compromised, which pleased Deidara a bit, and instead of continuing the argument he turned his head to acknowledge Konan and the baby.

"Oh, hey Konan-san! How's little Hikari, un?" Konan looked over to him.

"She's fine; I'm just heating up some milk for her." He nodded and walked over, looking down at the heartthrob (not in that way…yet) of the gang.

"She is extremely cute, hm. How much you wanna bet she's going to grow up and break hearts?" He grinned at the thought of it. His partner rolled his eyes.

"It's a little too soon to determine that, don't you think?" Dei shrugged and lightly tickled Hikari's cheek, making her give her baby giggle. Deidara chuckled and pulled away, going back to making his clay bomb sculptures. After heated, Konan took out the bottle and placed the tip into the baby's mouth and immediately she started to suck, feeling quite hungry. Konan smiled and was about to make way out of the kitchen, when Tobi came running past with a tube that had some weird bluish liquid in it. Sasori's world seemed to freeze over as he saw the dumb idiot holding that tube with that gooey blue liquid.

"Tobi! Give that back to me you bastard, I told you not to mess with my things!" He growled, jumping up and reaching over for the orange masked member, but he didn't notice a small pool of that blue liquid on the floor that Tobi had already let spill due to his hyperactive self. So, he slipped on it, and pushed Tobi back instead of grabbing him.

"Ack!" He fell backwards, and as he did the tube slipped through his fingers, going high up in the air. It all seemed to go in slow motion from there, but in reality it lasted like five seconds tops. The tube tipped down and the blue liquid spilled down right onto little Hikari's head. Konan yelped, not having enough time to give her coverage. The four adults stood still for what seemed like forever, until a sudden smoke filled around baby Hikari. Konan coughed and let go of her; not that she wanted, but the scent was too strong to contain.

"Oh god…" Sasori mumbled, fretting of what could become of the baby now. The smoke took a good two minutes to begin to clear out, and as it did, they could see a faint silhouette of a figure, a grown person.

"What the hell?" Dei mumbled, squinting his eyes to try and see through the smoke. As the air completely cleared, it soon revealed a woman standing, with long black hair and dark-gray eyes, slightly pale skin complexion and a pretty curvy figure…the odd thing about this woman, however, was that she had a bottle of milk to her lips, and iif that wasn't the worst part, she was completely naked!

(1) Bacchi - baby ( In Hindi I believe :/)