To get into the Chris Colfer/Kurt Hummel appreciation of this post, I suggest listening to the Glee Cast's version of Baby It's Cold Outside :}
Evangeline's power is a huge control over the fire element, for anyone that hasn't read SDJPO.
6: 22 pm Tanith Low has created the page Free Kurt Hummel From His Shirt
Reia Kellyn, Tariana Ravelicious Grace, Grouchly Bespoke and five hundred and fourty-six others like the page Free Kurt Hummel From His Shirt
6: 25 pm Erskine Ravel: Why did you make this group? :L
6: 27 pm Tanith Low: ...Because I have a sneaking suspicion that Chris Colfer may be perfect.
6: 29 pm Grouchly Bespoke: Truer words have never been spoken.
6: 31 pm Reia Kellyn: Chris Colfer: Proof that angels walk among us.
6: 32 pm Valkyrie Cain: He should stop being beautiful...no wait he shouldn't.
6: 35 pm Amara Calla: A single tear from him could cure diabetes. But unfortunately nobody can face making Chris Colfer cry.
6: 36 pm Tariana Ravelicious Grace: I could die happy if it would mean I got Chris Colfer in a box on Christmas Day.
6: 37 pm Evangeline Evergreen: Agreed. It would quite literally be Chris-mas.
6: 39 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: I suppose now would not be the time to remember that we already got jealous over Chris Colfer and the various other members of the Glee cast?
6: 40 pm Erskine Ravel: And we're not going to repeat that night again. Right, Anton?
6: 45 pm Erskine Ravel: Where's Anton?
6: 48 pm Leo DiCaprio: Management cancelled his account.
6: 49 pm Antceratops Shudder: You know you've done a good job when they delete you ;)
6: 51 pm Dexter Vex: If they deleted you then how come you're back on? Your control over your SkulBook is quite alarming :/
6: 54 pm Antceratops Shudder: What can I say, you sleep with enough people and you start to build up connections in very high places.
6: 55 pm Fletcher Renn: I can't help but kind of admire you right now. Back to the original meaning of this post, can we just all agree Chris Colfer is flawless and move on?
6: 58 pm Tanith Low: We all agree he's flawless. So why don't we have another Gleekend and apreciate his fabulousness?
7: 00 pm Antceratops Shudder: You can come over to mine tonight as a celebration for me returning to Skulbook :)
7: 02 pm Dexter Vex: After a deletion of five minutes, but still. Reia, Leo and I'll be there in half an hour
Dexter Vex has logged off
Reia Kellyn has logged off
Leo DiCaprio has logged off
7: 04 pm Fletcher Renn: Sorry, but I won't be able to come :( I've got a date ;) Try not to miss me too much
7: 05 pm Antceratops Shudder: Don't worry. I'll try to miss you, but probably fail.
7: 07 pm Grouchly Bespoke: I feel bad for your guests seeing as how often you stop off in Ireland :L But Tanith and I can come. Skulduggery and Val will probably come too
Grouchly Bespoke has logged off
7: 08 pm Erskine Ravel: You can count on Tara and I to turn up (:
7: 44 pm Tanith Low and Grouchly Bespoke checked in at the Midnight Hotel
7: 47 pm Tanith Low Back at the Midnight Hotel ;D
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7: 49 pm Grouchly Bespoke: I don't like the look of the weather forecasts...if the snow traps us in here after 12 we'll be stuck here and relocated to another country with a sex-mad hotel owner :L
7: 51 pm Antceratops Shudder: And that's a BAD thing?
7: 56 pm Dexter Vex, Tariana Ravelicious Grace, Amara Calla, Reia Kellyn, Leo DiCaprio, Evangeline Evergreen and Erskine Ravel checked in at the Midnight Hotel
7: 59 pm Erskine Ravel: You have your sloth locked up, right?
8: 01 pm Antceratops Shudder: Yes, Freddie's asleep in his basket.
8: 03 pm Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain checked in at Midnight Hotel
8: 05 pm Erskine Ravel: Sloth locked up in basket, popcorn in bowl, TV on and everyone's here. Let's start :)
9: 36 pm PM message: Skulduggery Pleasant to Dexter Vex
Can you pause the DVD a minute? I need to check something.
9: 39 pm PM message: Dexter Ves to Skulduggery Pleasant
Sure...?
9: 43 pm Skulduggery Pleasant Unless the sight outside the Midnight Hotel deceives me, there is currently three feet of snow outside, and it's growing.
9: 46 pm Antceratops Shudder: Oh shiiiiiiiiit.
9: 49 pm Grouchly Bespoke: What did I tell you? I told you that it would snow! I told you!
9: 51 pm Dexter Vex: OK, one-nil for the Grouch That Rained On Everybody's Christmas. Skul, is the snow high enough to block the roads?
9: 56 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Well it's three bloody feet, so yes.
9: 58 pm Antceratops Shudder: Typical. The one time you need a Teleporter around and he's nowhere to be seen. Has anyone tried texting him?
10: 01 pm Valkyrie Cain: He's got his mobile turned off - he's out on a date with his girlfriend, remember?
10: 03 pm Leo DiCaprio: Look, our best bet is heading down to the basement for a couple hours before the power lines freeze over and the temperature drops. Gelly can use her badass fire-Elemental powers to heat up the space so we don't die of hypothermia. Believe me, it's a nasty way to go.
10: 05 pm Evangeline Evergreen: I'm fine with that xD
10: 08 pm Erskine Ravel: Anton, what about your guests? You've got, what, four in the Hotel right now?
10: 11 pm Antceratops Shudder: Who gives a crap about them, I'm just trying to keep our own asses alive! And by the way, I think we should eat Ghastly if our last resort comes down to cannibalism.
10: 11 pm Erskine Ravel: Anton... -.-
10: 12 pm Antceratops Shudder: Fine, we'll eat Dex.
10: 14 pm Erskine Ravel: No, what about your guests?
10: 16 pm Antceratops Shudder: OK, OK. If Gelly's going to keep us warm, I'll direct all the last of the heat into their rooms so they don't freeze and die. I swear, you and Leo better watch your postitions as the token nice guys of the group.
10: 18 pm Leo DiCaprio: I thought you said we were 'the pussy ones'?
10: 19 pm Antceratops Shudder: Look, I'm trying to be nice here, bro!
10: 27 pm Tanith Low This basement is Arctic :/
10: 29 pm Leo DiCaprio: The last time I was this cold, I was freezing my ass off in the Atlantic Ocean.
10: 29 pm Antceratops Shudder: Don't worry, we're only down here for a few hours until the snow wears off.
10: 29 pm Evangeline Evergreen: Give me a few minutes to go into Human-Torch mode and give this place some heat
10: 29 pm Tanith Low: Thanks :)
10: 33 pm Leo DiCaprio: It's pretty cool how you can make all the flame like that. Do you think we could toast marshmallows over you? :3
10: 35 pm Amara Calla: PLEASE say we can?
10: 37 pm Erskine Ravel: Oh Lord, if we get Tariana onto the marshmallows there's no telling what might happen...;)
10: 38 pm Tariana Ravelicious Grace: *Slaps stupid boyfriend around head*
10: 38 pm Erskine Ravel: I'l give you all my marshmallows if you stop hitting me ;)
10: 39 pm Tariana Ravelicious Grace: Deal xD
10: 43 pm Antceratops Shudder posted on Evangeline Evergreen's Wall *Sidles over to Evangeline* *Smirks* *Starts singing Baby It's Cold Outside*
10: 44 pm Evangeline Evergreen: ...
10: 46 pm Antceratops Shudder: I know you liked it when Chris Colfer sang this on Glee, so...;)
10: 47 pm Antceratops Shudder: I really can't stay...baby it's cold outside...I've got to go away...baby it's cold outside...
10: 49 pm Evangeline Evergreen: :L
10: 51 pm Antceratops Shudder: I simply must go...
10: 54 pm Antceratops Shudder: Baby it's cold outside...
10: 55 pm Evangeline Evergreen: The answer is no.
10: 56 pm Antceratops Shudder: Knew I'd get you singing ;) Darling it's cold outside...
10: 58 pm Evangeline Evergreen: No really, the answer is no. I'm not singing any song with you out loud or on SkulBook :/
10: 59 pm Antceratops Shudder: OK then, I'll make you produce some other noises out loud ;)
11: 02 pm Evangeline Evergreen: Erskine, Anton's being creepy again!
11: 04 pm Erskine Ravel: Mate, she'll never go out with you if you keep sex-pesting her like this.
11: 06 pm Antceratops Shudder: Always worked for me before ;D
11: 18 pm Tanith Low I spied two couples making out as I came back from toasting marshmallows on Evangeline Evergreen. Not naming any names (Dexter Vex and Reia Kellyn) (Tariana Ravelicious Grace and Erskine Ravel)
11: 19 pm Antceratops Shudder: Well, you know, we're sexy people, it's natural for us to do these things.
11: 20 pm Erskine Ravel: Sorry. I guess PDA's our thing ;)
11: 22 pm Tanith Low: No, it kind of got me in the mood. Ghastly, want to elope to a nearby cupboard?
11: 25 pm Ghastly Bespoke: I'll be there in five minutes.
11: 27 pm Antceratops Shudder: Kinky Ghanith, I really don't think you should go into my basement cupboards...:L
11: 34 pm Tanith Low Oh my God. Antceratops Shudder what the bloody hell is that?
11: 37 pm Ghastly Bespoke: Holy Loafer!
11: 37 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: I told you that you didn't want to go into the cupboards here!
11: 39 pm Tanith Low: I think I'm going to throw up
11: 40 pm Leo DiCaprio: What? What's happening?
11: 42 pm Ghastly Bespoke: Stay at your end of the basement. You don't want to see this.
11: 43 pm Tanith Low: Anton has a paedo cupboard full of things :L
11: 44 pm Leo DiCaprio: Things?
11: 44 pm Tanith Low: THINGS.
11: 44 pm Leo DiCaprio: Ahhh...
11: 46 pm Leo DiCaprio: OH YOU MEAN THESE KIND OF THINGS.
11: 48 pm PM message: Dexter Vex to Antceratops Shudder
I know I should feel pretty grossed out by the paedo sex toy cupboard...but seriously. Respect.
11: 49 pm PM message: Antceratops Shudder to Dexter Vex
I'll send you a proper message back one I'm not being mentally massacred by the girls :L
11: 52 pm Skulduggery Pleasant Not to spoil the 'Shudder once again being the Paedo King' - vibe of the basement, but Valkyrie and I just went upstairs and the snow is too thick for us to get out.
11: 52 pm Valkyrie Cain: Plus it's about to hit midnight.
11: 53 pm Reia Kellyn: Damn. Where's the Hotel scheduled to appear next?
11: 54 pm Antceratops Shudder: ...Paris. But it's too late to go change it.
11: 56 pm Amara Calla: So we're going to be stuck in Paris...
11: 56 pm Erskine Ravel: ...for at least twelve hours...
11: 58 pm Tariana Ravelicious Grace: ...until we can get back to Dublin?
12: 00 pm Dexter Vex: OH GOD WE'RE TRAPPED IN ANTON'S SEX DUNGEON OF HORROR D: