Evangeline Evergreen was here! Yes, it's me, your friendly neighbourhood Spide- I mean sorcerer. Due to computer-related trouble, I'm posting for Reia. But don't worry, it's still her whacky basement trainwreck extravaganca! With Shudder's sex toys on top! (Well, maybe you should worry about that last sentence...) Anyway, here's your chapter, enjoy!
7: 08 am Dexter Vex Ah, Paris, je t'aime, je t'aime.
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7: 11 am Grouchly Bespoke: Speaking French doesn't make you any more clever.
7: 13 am Dexter Vex: At least I can actually speak different languages, as opposed to you, who can drawl a Yorkshire accent only
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7: 15 am Erskine Ravel: Hey, he can also speak fluent crap.
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7: 16 am Grouchly Bespoke: How come? :L
7: 18 am Erskine Ravel: ''Oooooh! These shoes! Those boots! The Champs-Elysees is the ONLY way to shop! Oooh, heartshape, heartshape!'' If you weren't one half of the Kinkiness of Ghanith I would be deeply suspicious of your sexuality.
7: 20 am Grouchly Bespoke: -.-
7: 21 am Dexter Vex: It's been fun, but I'm going out for croissants with Tareia and Leo now. Ta-ra, Ghastly. Don't use all your eyeliner in one go now.
7: 23 am Erskine Ravel: Wait in Reception for me, I'll be down in five minutes.
7: 25 am Amara Calla: Maybe Evangeline and I'll meet up with you later, we still have to get our Christmas presents :)
7: 25 am Dexter Vex: Sure, and then we can track down Skulduggery and Val. When did they leave?
7: 27 am Amara Calla: About half an hour ago when Ghastly and Tanith were coming back from the Champs-Elysees. We're all meeting up at eleven for lunch at that patisserie and then Tanith's decided we're going ice skating.
7: 30 am Tanith Low: We are, it's going to be so much fun :D Ghastly and I are just staying in the Hotel until then, and I'm calling Fletcher to tell him about the whole snowed-in-midnight transporting to Paris thing and hopefully he'll meet us at the ice rink so we can have some fun before he Teleports everyone back.
7: 33 am Evangeline Evergreen: Sounds great :3 Amara, Reia texted me so get changed because we're meeting them in twenty minutes ;)
7: 35 am Amara Calla: Sure. Anton, you coming?
7: 36 am Antceratops Shudder: Damn right. I've talked to the other guests and they know I'll be back for the next shift so I'm free until then.
7: 38 am Amara Calla: Meet Gelly and I at the main doors for quarter to and we can go to breakfast together.
7: 39 am Antceratops Shudder: Is this the point where I make the obligatory in-France menage a trois joke? ;D
7: 39 am Amara Calla: I don't think so, no
8: 24 am Dexter Vex Mon Dieu, I love French cafes.
8: 25 am Tariana Ravelicious Grace: You're not going to stop making talking in hybrid French, are you?
8: 27 am Dexter Vex: Nope :)
8: 29 am Erskine Ravel: I'm with you. I swear, I would turn pastry-sexual for these crepes.
8: 30 am Tariana Ravelicious Grace: It's a good thing you're pretty, because there are times I honestly wonder for your sanity.
8: 31 am Erskine Ravel: What?
8: 32 am Tariana Ravelicious Grace: Nothing Erskine :}
8: 34 am Antceratops Shudder: So are we going shopping now or not? You Hotel-less people have to go in four hours, so if you want to do your Christmas shopping we better get it done now
8: 37 am Erskine Ravel: We don't have to bother Tanith and Ghastly, they're probably just screwing on a bed of croissants somewhere in the hotel
8: 39 am Leo DiCaprio: Mental image I do not want, right there. So hurry up, there's this really nice shop I went into while filming Inception...
8: 41 am Antceratops Shudder: OK, you're a fucking movie star, man. We get it.
10: 03 am PM message: Antceratops Shudder to Erskine Ravel
Dude, quit messing around with Tariana in the snow and help me out here, this shop assistant is totally clinging onto me :/
10: 07 am PM message: Erskine Ravel to Antceratops Shudder
You came onto her first, didn't you?
10: 08 am PM message: Antceratops Shudder to Erskine Ravel
I may have told her she looked like she had flexible legs.
11: 12 am PM message: Erskine Ravel to Antceratops Shudder
Remember when you said your sloth had flexible legs and I didn't believe you? REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED THEN?
12: 12 am PM message: Antceratops Shudder to Erskine Ravel
With great detail.
10: 14 am PM message: Erskine Ravel to Antceratops Shudder
Anyway, you're on your own there. Tara, Leo and I are making the most epic French snowman ever ;D
10: 15 am PM message: Antceratops Shudder to Erskine Ravel
How's a French snowman different from any other snowman?
10: 15 am PM message: Erskine Ravel to Antceratops Shudder
He's wearing a beret, obviously.
10: 19 am Dexter Vex So Leo DiCaprio bought a shirt that says 'I invade your dreams.' He played a character that invaded dreams. REAL-LIFECEPTION.
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10: 22 am China Sorrows: How is Paris?
10: 23 am Dexter Vex: Covered in snow and with a bloody big tower in the middle of it. How's Dublin?
10: 24 am China Sorrows: A thousand times more depressing without the vitality of you and your group here to light it up.
10: 24 am Dexter Vex: Really?
10: 26 am China Sorrows: No, it's actually a lot more relaxing with you gone.
10: 32 am PM message: Dexter Vex to Erskine Ravel, Reia Kellyn, Leo DiCaprio, Evangeline Evergreen, Tariana Ravelicious Grace and Amara Calla
We better meet at the front of the store now so we're on time to meet the others at 11
10: 35 am PM message: Erskine Ravel to Dexter Vex, Reia Kellyn, Leo DiCaprio, Evangeline Evergreen, Tariana Ravelicious Grace and Amara Calla
Give us five minutes, we're just finishing the French snowman
10: 35 am PM message: Tariana Ravelicious Grace to Dexter Vex, Erskine Ravel, Reia Kellyn, Leo DiCaprio, Evangeline Evergreen and Amara Calla
Yeah, we've almost finished his moustache
10: 37 am PM message: Dexter Vex to Erskine Ravel, Reia Kellyn, Leo DiCaprio, Evangeline Evergreen, Tariana Ravelicious Grace and Amara Calla
It's a French snowman you're doing, not a Hitler one!
10: 38 am PM message: Erskine Ravel to Dexter Vex, Reia Kellyn, Leo DiCaprio, Evangeline Evergreen, Tariana Ravelicious Grace and Amara Calla
Hitler snowman...BEST IDEA EVER.
10: 42 am Evangeline Evergreen posted on Leo DiCaprio's Wall
No, Leo, you can't draw the girls in the shop all day.
10: 43 am Leo DiCaprio: Awwww :(
10: 46 am Antceratops Shudder: Ooooooh, Leo, Leo! Draw me like you draw your French girls, Leo!
10: 49 am Antceratops Shudder: Wrong time?
10: 51 am Evangeline Evergreen: Wrong time.
10: 52 am Antceratops Shudder: There's never a wrong time for love ;)
10: 53 am Evangeline Evergreen: Uh, yeah, leaving now.
11: 03 am PM message: Tanith Low to Erskine Ravel
Hey, Ghastly and I met up with Val and Skulduggery. Meet us at the left side of the rink next to the food stand (:
11: 05 am PM message: Erskine Ravel to Tanith Low
OK, heading there now :)
11: 09 am Antceratops Shudder posted on Grouchly Bespoke's Wall
By any chance did you and Tanith sleep on a bed of croissants when the rest of us were out shopping?
11: 10 am Grouchly Bespoke: What?
11: 10 am Antceratops Shudder: Never mind.
11: 12 am Tanith Low: Fletcher's joining us in ten minutes so Ghastly and I'll wait for him here while the the rest of you dump your shopping bags and stuff on the seats and get your skates on
11: 12 am Grouchly Bespoke: I have to wait for him?
11: 13 am Tanith Low: Fine, go play with the others :L
11: 13 am Grouchly Bespoke: WHOOOO ICE SKATING!
11: 15 am Leo DiCaprio: You know, I'm not sure about this. I have a deep mistrust of ice ever since it killed me when I fell off a boat.
11: 16 am Reia Kellyn: Just relax and Amara and I'll look after you ;)
11: 16 am Amara Calla: Just give us your arms so we can hold onto you and make sure you don't fall.
11: 18 am Leo DiCaprio: Thanks, guys :)
11: 18 am Reia Kellyn: *Chuckles evilly as feels up Leo's arm*
11: 20 am Antceratops Shudder: You two truly make me proud...I've taught you both well :')
11: 21 am Amara Calla: I feel violated.
11: 27 am Fletcher Renn I can't believe you all went to Paris without me!
11: 29 am Skulduggery Pleasant: Well, it was through no fault of ours that we had to hole up inside the Midnight Hotel. Maybe the girls were to blame for insisting we repeat the Gleekend, but still.
11: 31 am Fletcher Renn: That's great, but check out Erskine on the ice! He's got moves!
11: 33 am Erskine Ravel: Please don't hit on me.
11: 34 am Antceratops Shudder: Gay diggy gay diggy gay gay gay.
11: 34 am Fletcher Renn: I'M NOT GAY!
11: 35 am Leo DiCaprio: You're not fooling anyone.
11: 36 am Fletcher Renn: I LIKE GIRLS! AND DATING GIRLS! AND SEX WITH GIRLS!
11: 36 am Skulduggery Pleasant: Thou doth protest too much, Fletcher.
11: 39 am Fletcher Renn: Thanks guys, you just made me trip up because I'm trying to type angrily and skate at the same time
11: 39 am Erskine Ravel: What can I say, you don't have the mad typing skillz we do.
11: 40 am Fletcher Renn: No really it hurts my leg is bruised :(
11: 41 am Antceratops Shudder: You should ease your pain by getting with Erskine ;)
11: 42 am Erskine Ravel: Never in a billion years. *Hides behind Tariana*
12: 43 am Tariana Ravelicious Grace: *Rolls eyes* You know, we had a pretty brilliant time today.
12: 43 am Leo DiCaprio: I know :} Woke up in Paris, went Christmas shopping, made a French snowman, ice skating beside the Eiffel Tower...
12: 44 pm Erskine Ravel: Yeah, I know what you mean. It's nice :)
12: 47 pm Fletcher Renn: Hey guys, I just spotted Ghanith making out on the other side of the rink, want to go disrupt them before I Teleport Anton back to the Hotel? ;D
11: 48 pm Erskine Ravel: Shit yes!
11: 48 pm Dexter Vex: Hell yeeeaaah
11: 48 pm Evangeline Evergreen: Damn right!
11: 48 pm Amara Calla: *Starts playing doomsday music as we skate towards them*
11: 48 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: This shall be amusing...:3
11: 48 pm Valkyrie Cain: Let's push them off their feet!
11: 48 Fletcher Renn: Crap wait for me I've fallen over
11: 48 pm Tariana Ravelicious Grace: Let's throw Fletcher at them!
11: 48 pm Leo DiCaprio: Let's slam them onto the ice to let them see how it feels to freeze to death!
11: 48 pm Reia Kellyn: And then we can all pile on top of them! ;)
11: 48 pm Dexter Vex: WE RIDE WITH THE POWER OF A THOUSAND MIGHTY COCKBLOCKS
11: 52 pm Grouchly Bespoke I WILL MURDER THE LOT OF YOU!
11: 52 pm Erskine Ravel: Team Cockblock high five!
11: 53 pm Tanith Low: Did you really have to throw Fletcher into us? :/
11: 53 pm Fletcher Renn: Really, did you? -.-
11: 53 pm Grouchly Bespoke: And then jump on top of us like the attacking Welsh rugby team?
11: 54 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: No. But it looked pretty damn funny.
11: 55 pm Fletcher Renn: Will one of you tell that French guy to stop poking me with his baguette to check if I'm alive?
11: 56 pm Evangeline Evergreen: Awww, and Fletcher's found a boyfriend!
11: 58 pm Erskine Ravel: Truly, this is the ciy of love.
1: 15 am Dexter Vex: Ah Paris, au revoir :)
1: 17 am Reia Kellyn: Sorry Dex, but your French still doesn't work.
1: 19 am Dexter Vex: *le sad sigh*