It's so ironic that in my last chapter I said I was getting back to updating my stories and that I would have made a schedule. . . I lied ;o

No Beta. No Auto-Word-Corrector. No sharp eyes that can catch imperfections.

This will probably be full of spelling/grammar mistakes, but hey! I'm giving you guys an update! :D

Elizabeth P.O.V. / Christmas Eve.

"Roselee killed my tweat!" I grumbled into Edward's armpits. Momma and Daddy went somewhere with Alice and her momma and daddy with Jasper and Emmett and Rosalie.

He laughed and Bella brought me a plate of cookies as she sat down next to me. "Here you go, sweetie."

I beamed at her and offerred them both cookies. "I'm ganna eat dem all by myself if you don't eat any!" To prove my point I put two on top of each other and took a bite. "Mmm!"

I ate two more and then pouted, making my eyes water, "You guys don't like cwookies, do you?"

Edward gulped and reluctantly, picked one up. Bella shrugged and grabbed one, too. "Thank you, Elizabeth."

"I don't think you'll want to eat that, Bella."

Bella's boyfriend is selfish, he didn't want her to eat it. "Why not, Edward?" she asked, glaring at him. She took bite and then chewed so fast! At first, I didn't know she was eating, until I saw her jaw vibrating. When she swallowed she made a face at Edward and then smiled at me, "It was delicious, Elizabeth."

We turned our eyes exppectantly on Edward. He sighed and then bit half of the cookie and did the same as chewed really fast, swallowed and then ate the rest of the cookie in one bite.

Andrea came into the house and smiled when she saw me. Well, when she saw my plate of cookies. "Hello, my dear baby sister, whom I spoil everyday!"

I held in a groan and offered her a cookie, "You want wone?" I really don't want you to eat my cookies, Andrea. Be smart and say 'No thanks'.

"You know me so well!" she giggled and grabbed two.

My eyes widened and I screeched, "I says wone!"

Bella laughed, "Don't you want to give one to Renesmee or Edward Jacob?"

I pouted, "NO! Renesmee is meanie an-an-an Eddie Jay is too big! Too big to gwrow any bwigger! I wanna be big!"

"How about to Jacob when he comes over with Seth?" Edward asked, staring intently at my face.

My pout infensified as my eyes widened, "NOOOO! DEY GANNA EAT EVERYTHANG!"

They giggled at me, yes Edward giggled! I frowned and turned away from them all, eating my cookies and jumping off of the couch. "Where's Momma?" I mumbled, crunching on a cookie and walking out of the living room.

"She's with Grandma Esme," Renesmee piped up, appearing out of nowhere.

I screamed and my plate fell to the ground. They all crumbled quickly. I let out a wail, "I was ganna eat dose!"

Eddie Jay crouched down, next to me, but I was standing up. He wa still almost two heads taller than me. I'm so little.

He was picking up the crumbs and was saying really fast things to Renesmee, who was having a laugh attack.

She continued screeching out her perfect, girly laugh. "Ahahaha! You-You should've seen her face! Hahahahahaha! Dear God, I think I'm going to pee myself!"

My lower lip trembled and my eyes became watery. Eddie Jay noticed and picked me up, hiding my face into his neck. "Nessie you're such a bi-"

"What were you going to say, Edward Jacob Cullen?" A stern voice that belonged to Edward asked.

I looked up and tried to look through my hair, it was sticking to my cheeks from the water in my eyes.

"Female dog."

"I am not a bi- female dog. She got scared and it was funny!" Renesmee said loudly. I could literally see her rest a hand on her hip and glare at me. It actually stung. I cringed into Eddie Jay's shoulder further and wrapped my arms tighter on his neck.

Edward and Eddie Jay boy sighed hard. "You did it on purpose!" Eddie Jay almost screamed, tightening his grasp on me. "I'm sure it wasn't like that, Edward Jacob."

Eddie Jay groaned, "Read my mind and her's, then."

"RENESMEE CARLIE CULLEN!" Edward blew up, "Why would you scare your sis-Charlie's daughter like that?"

She groaned, "Jeeze. When it comes to her, a prank is the meanest thing ever! You would think that she was your daughter, Dad."

"Nessie!" Bella said, somewhere to my right, "Apologize. She's younger than you are."

"WE'RE THE SAME AGE!" Renesmee screamed.

The pitch of her voice startled me and I let out a pathetic whimper, "M-Mummy. I wanna my mummy."

I really, really, really wish I could speak properly. My guess on my development, is that I'm way smarter than the average kid my age, except that my stupid body didn't keep up with my brain. I've tried to read before, but the words were too confusing and looked like a bunch of squiggles. Writing was a whole different level of difficult. I couldn't hold onto the pencil right to save my life.

"I'll take you, Elizabeth," Edward mumbled and hauled me into his cold, somewhat beefy arms.

I just nodded and hid my face in his cool neck. He smelled nice and I told him so, "You shmell like flohers."

He laughed, "Thanks, Elizabeth. You smell very nice, too."

My nose crinkled, "Elishabet is an owld peoples nayme."

"Well... What do you want us to call you?"

I shrugged, "You tell meh dee names an I say if they pwetty."

"Lizzy?"

. . .

"Okay, then. Eliza?"

I made a face at him, "You can do betta than dat!"

"Abbey? Beth?"

I groaned, "Y'know. You're not vewry good at dis."

"We'll find your nickname, soon," He laughed, "I promise. We'll come up with something you like. Anyways, there's your mom!"

"Down! Down!" I struggled in his grasp and pranced away to my mom, when I noticed Edward wasn't following me, "Don't you wanna see your momma, Eddie?" I held my hand out to him.

He held it gently and mumbled, "Yeah. I'd like that, actually."

"Lets go. You has tuh jump onto your momma, like meh, okay?" I demanded, squeezing his big hand.

Edward laughed, "You're the boss, Elizabeth. Just don't call me, Eddie, please."

"Stop swaying Elishabet and we will see," I giggled. "Oooh, there's Esmay and Mommy. Watch me first, okay?"

He nodded and I crept up behind my mom. Her and Esme were sitting on grass, looking up to the stars. Momma was huddled into a blanket and Esme didn't seem cold at all.

I shrugged and then attacked her by jumping onto her back. "MOMMY!" I laughed, when she grabbed me and started tickling my belly. "Eddie, now!"

My eyes widened when he pounced Esme. She screamed and threw Edward off of her back. He held onto her like a monkey, though and didn't budge.

It was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life! Mommy and me started cracking up, as we saw Edward hanging onto the back of his mother.

"Esmay! Eddie's your baby," I pouted, "Don't throw him off!"

Edward was laughing and Esme couldn't contail her own giggles, soon after. Mommy and I looked at them in amusement before shrugging and laughing, too.

"MOOOOM! YOU NEVER LET ME DO THAT!" Emmett screamed.

Immediately, I perked up and jumped out of my mom's arms. "Elizabeth! Where are you going, honey?"

"Emmy! Up, up!" And just like that, my plan was in motion. Rosalie Hale. . . Cullen. . . Argh, another reason I don't like Rosalie! Her last name is so confusing! And she always hugs me and kisses me and grabs me out of nowehere! It''s annoying.

Rosalie's boyfriend grinned down at me and hauled me up, as if I weighed absolutely nothing. "What's up, squirt?"

"Swurt?" I asked, poking his nose. It was so white and cold. "Did ya stick ya face in ice?" My hand wandered into his mouth, poking his shiny white teeth.

His brows scrunched up together, "Edwar, doesn wis look familia?"

Edward laughed quietly, after getting ff of Esme. "Yeah, when you almost froze her hand off? Elizabeth take your hand out of there!"

I gasped and pointed my cold hand to him , "No! No more Elishabet, Eddie!"

"What's so bad about your name, Elizabeth? It's beautiful," Momm said, putting her hand on her hips.

My cheeks felt hot and I mumbled, "Owld people have my nawme! I wanna nicknawme!"

"Elle? Ellie? Lizbeth?"' Edwrd tried, looking hopeful at me, "I really like those."

I squealed, "Oooh! Lizbeth!"

"We found it!" Edward said, "Hi-five, Lizbeth!"

My palm touched his, making a small popping sound. I giggled. "You's very smart, Eddi-Edward."

Emmett snorted, "It's becase he can practically read minds, Lizbeth. It's annoying and really creepy. C'mon," He grinned, "Say it; Edward is creepy."

"Wosalie is cweepy," I said, making my face look very serious.

Mommy, Esme, Edward and Edward stared at me and then they all burst out laughing.

"What's everyone laughing about?" asked the pretty blonde, coming from inside the house. Edward's daddy, Jasper and Alice were following her, not too far behind.

I looked at her and shrugged, "You'we a cweep. Emmy said so!"

Ahh. This chapter in my opinion, was very cute. . . Well the a;lst part at least. I was spposed to have posted this earlier, but my laptop crashed and I've been using my phone to get to Fanfic -.-

ANYWAYS! I hope you enjoyed :D