I will not provide Luna Lovegood with Coast to Coast AM transcripts
"Did you know that over in America, aliens have landed?", Luna asked all innocently at breakfast.
"No they haven't", Padma Patil sighed, but a group of other Ravenclaws who usually wouldn't sit anywhere near Luna eagerly leaned closer, trying to look unsuspicious.
"They have, you know", Luna answered solemnly. "They are trying to merge into human society to study our behaviour to find out if we can be of any use to them. I wouldn't know if I hadn't found those papers on the library desk I usually work at."
Padma wondered why it never occurred to Luna, paranoid about aliens, the ministry's army, and a million other fictional or at least highly doubtable things as she was, that someone was letting her have that information on purpose, to have a laugh about what she made of it. Those unbidden listeners seemed likely candidates, regarding the fact they were hardly hiding their giggles now.
"Listen, Luna", Padma said, unsure of how to put it but determined to let Luna see the truth.
Luna didn't wait for her to continue. "You know, it does make sense." She leaned forward, closer to Padma, and whispered: "Take these girls right next to us, for example. Why else would they be watching us so intently?"