This chapter has less to do with Christmas than the others, but it has the joys of Leo on a jetski, inspired by an epic tumblr photo :)
A warning - Dexter and Ravel (and most of the other guys) pretend to be gay in this chapter. It gets pretty intense.
12: 42 pm Leo DiCaprio Does anyone know where I can get a disco ball? Don't judge me.
12: 48 pm Antceratops Shudder: I think I have a few left over from the 'nudist beach' party I threw last month. What do you need one for?
12: 50 pm Leo DiCaprio: As a Christmas present to myself, I'm writing this totally awesome sequel to Titanic where I get away on a jetski
12: 52 pm Evangeline Evergreen: I thought you were already filming a sequel to Titanic?
12: 53 pm Leo DiCaprio: Yeah, but my sequel is way better. There's this scene where the Second Mate and I sneak into the ship's secret club and we go cruisin' for girls (ahaha I'm punny. Get it? ). That's why I need a discoball, to set up the scene and show James Cameron how comitted I am to getting my version filmed
12: 54 pm Evangeline Evergreen: OK...
12: 57 pm Leo DiCaprio: And since it's part musical, Rose and I do a duet of Broken Strings
1: 00 pm Tanith Low: If you give me a part in the movie you don't have to get me anything for Christmas. And preferably it's a part where I get to kiss Brad Pitt.
1: 02 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: I want to play a skeleton.
1: 02 pm Leo DiCaprio: Well it's not a horror movie, so...
1: 04 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: I can be the skeleton of a man who fell overboard! Maybe he could be eaten away by pirhanas.
1: 05 pm Antceratops Shudder: I want to be a lifeboat, so all these hot rich girls can ride in me ;D Oh yeah!
1: 08 pm Leo DiCaprio: None of you are being in the film! You can be drowned bodies if you want though :3
1: 10 pm Tanith Low: Good enough!
1: 12 pm Antceratops Shudder: I am going to ROCK the sexy dead look.
1: 15 pm China Sorrows: I am increasingly disturbed by your conversations.
1: 17 pm PM message: Antceratops Shudder to Erskine Ravel
You know how we got those swimming shorts for Leo for Christmas? I think we have to scrap them
1: 22 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Antceratops Shudder
But they were the perfect present for him!
1: 23 pm PM message: Antceratops Shudder to Erskine Ravel
I know, but it turns out he's not getting dunked in the Atlantic after all, he's rewriting the script -.-
1: 25 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Antceratops Shudder
So what are we going to get him? There's only three days to go :L
1: 25 pm PM message: Antceratops Shudder to Erskine Ravel
Have you any idea about the prices of jetskis...?
1: 33 pm Dexter Vex is pretty glad it's Grouchly Bespoke and Erskine Ravel's last day at Sanctuary
1: 34 pm Erskine Ravel: Officially it's my last day. I'll still be innundated with calls from these hapless mages. And we still have China's party to help set up tomorrow...
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1: 39 pm Antceratops Shudder: So Dexter, you're glad Ghastly and Erskine are free?...Could it be that I'm not the only one with a penchant for threesomes? ;)
1: 39 pm Dexter Vex: Facepalm
1: 40 pm Erskine Ravel: Facedesk
1: 40 pm Grouchly Bespoke: Faceloafer
1: 43 pm Erskine Ravel: Did you honestly bring your spare pair into work?
1: 46 pm Grouchly Bespoke: No, of course not ;)
1: 48 pm Dexter Vex: I'd just like to clarify that a threesome will not happen. Even though Erskine is a very attractive man ;D
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1: 54 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Are you completely sure you're straight?
1: 56 pm Dexter Vex: Oh, I'm definitely gay. Erskine and I make out intensely whenever possible.
1: 57 pm Erskine Ravel: Dexter...
1: 58 pm Dexter Vex: Yes, lover?
1: 58 pm Erskine Ravel: It was supposed to be a secret.
2: 01 pm Dexter Vex: Sorry babe.
2: 01 pm Erskine Ravel: *Gets it on with Dexter*
2: 04 pm Antceratops Shudder: Four for you, Dexskine
2: 05 pm Grouchly Bespoke: Are you speaking Klingon?
2: 07 pm Antceratops Shudder: No, DEXter and erSKINE
2: 10 pm Leo DiCaprio: Hot.
2: 11 pm Grouchly Bespoke: I'd ship it
2: 11 pm Dexter Vex: BrOTP becomes OTP
2: 11 pm Erskine Ravel: All I want for Christmas is youuuuu (8)
2: 14 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Shut up, all of you! You're STRAIGHT!
2: 15 pm Erskine Ravel: *Vomits rainbows and kittens*
2: 18 pm Dexter Vex: *Gay love explosions go off in distance*
2: 21 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: That is taking it too far. There is straight men present.
2: 22 pm Erskine Ravel: There is? :P
2: 25 pm Dexter Vex: He's not just a pretty face, he's funny too ;) *Kisses*
2: 27 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Make out in your SPARE time.
2: 29 pm Erskine Ravel: We plan to.
2: 34 pm Valkyrie Cain: I've just been reading all this and I'm confused...
2: 38 pm Grouchly Bespoke: Dexter just came out of his mainly designer closet.
2: 39 pm Dexter Vex: You offend me. It's EXCLUSIVELY designer.
2: 41 pm Erskine Ravel just relocated to the gayberhood
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2: 43 pm Leo DiCaprio: It's nothing we don't already know ;)
2: 44 pm Erskine Ravel: How come?
2: 44 pm Leo DiCaprio: Well, it's always been obvious that you're gay for Anton
2: 46 pm Antceratops Shudder: I knew it would come out sooner or later! Pun intended.
2: 47 pm Antceratops Shudder: And I'm so gay for you too, Erskine ;) Shavel for the mother freaking win.
2: 50 pm Leo DiCaprio: Heterosexuality in the Skul Crew: At least we tried.
2: 53 pm Grouchly Bespoke: And we have better shoes.
2: 57 pm Antceratops Shudder: We should have an orgy. It shall be called the Skorgy. Because while I ship Me/Everyone, a Skul Crew orgy is truly the best Christmas present anyone could get.
2: 58 pm Leo DiCaprio: Skulduggery still hasn't joined us :(
2: 58 pm Antceratops Shudder: SKUL YOU ARE A HOMPOHOBE
3: 03 pm Skukduggery Pleasant: I cannot believe we're friends. Erskine, Dexter, you are not homosexual.
3: 05 pm Dexter Vex: You just can't handle us being public!
3: 39 pm Fletcher Renn So I get back from doing my Christmas shopping and suddenly Dexter Vexand Erskine Ravel are gay? OK...
3: 42 pm Dexter Vex: Hush, gingerus dandruffus
3: 40 pm Leo DiCaprio: Don't forget us! Ghastly, Anton and I are gay too!
3: 43 pm Grouchly Bespoke: No, I think we're just bi.
3: 47 pm Tanith Low Ghastlyis bi. I should have seen it coming when he bought out the entire stock of Jimmy Choo in Dublin :/
3: 49 pm Tariana Ravelious Grace: I should have known about Erskine ever since he started talking about Leo's 'amazing complexion'. :L
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3: 52 pm Dexter Vex: I think everyone is just Ravelsexual.
3: 54 pm Amara Calla: Ravelsexual?
3: 55 pm Dexter Vex: If Erskine Ravel comes onto you, your gender is invalid...your sexuality is invalid...your EVERYTHING is invalid.
3: 57 pm Dexter Vex: Basically he is a hot piece of ass.
3: 58 pm Tanith Low: Dexskine - Of course it is happening in your head, SkulBook, but why on earth should that mean it's not real?
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4: 02 pm Erskine Ravel: But really, I have to go finish up at work now, so I better log off. Dexter, I enjoyed my few hours of being gay with you.
4: 03 pm Dexter Vex: Likewise ;) But seriously, I think you should take Tariana out on a few dates soon, because after these Dexter/Erskine and Anton/Erskine filled days I think people will be getting suspcious of you...
4: 05 pm Erskine Ravel: Meh, they've been suspicious for years.
Erskine Ravel has logged off
4: 48 pm Dexter Vex posted on Skulduggery Pleasant's Wall
Just to let you know Skulduggery, if you ever want to come out like the rest of us, it's fine.
4: 49 pm Dexter Vex: What I'm trying to say is, it's OK to be gay. This time of year is all about love and acceptance.
4: 56 pm Dexter Vex: Have the courage to be who you are.
5: 05 pm Dexter Vex: Courage, Skulduggery.
5: 09 pm Dexter Vex: Have courage!
4: 16 pm Dexter Vex: YOU NEED COURAGE
4: 25 pm Dexter Vex: COUUURAGEE
4: 27 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Thanks, Dexter. I get it.
4: 31 pm Dexter Vex: Courage.