6: 34 pm Fletcher Renn Red tinsel or green tinsel?

6: 39 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Red tinsel. Then I suggest attaching it to the ceiling, trying it around your head, climbing onto a chair and then jumping off. Just a tip.

6: 40 pm Valkyrie Cain: Skulduggery! Don't say that, you know what happened when you told him to tie weights to his feet in the swimming pool.

6: 41 pm Erskine Ravel: I don't remember that :L

6: 43 pm Valkyrie Cain: You wouldn't. It was the day Anton took his shirt off before jumping in the pool and then you got trampled by all these girls running to look at him.

6: 44 pm Antceratops Shudder: ^.^

6: 47 pm Leo DiCaprio: So what are you getting the tinsel for?

6: 48 pm Fletcher Renn: China sent me out to get more tinsel for her dining room :3

6: 50 pm Dexter Vex: That's all she's making you do? I have to dust each individual candelebra in her apartment. And I suspect China has a fetish for candles.

6: 52 pm Antceratops Shudder: I'm polishing the statue of Venus in the atrium ;D Hell yeaaa

6: 54 pm Tanith Low: Apart from Anton, we've all been working for hours setting up China's flat for this party. Why don't we just tell her we need a rest?

6: 56 pm Grouchly Bespoke: We only have another hour to go, then we can get home :)

6: 57 pm Erskine Ravel: Hey Anton, I've found a naked Venus statue outside the stairwell! Come take a look ;)

6: 57 pm Antceratops Shudder: I would like to thank not only God, but also Jesus.

7: 03 pm Fletcher Renn has got the tinsel and is making his way back to The Library of China Sorrows. Can't believe it's the 23rd...Christmas Eve's Eve people! :D

7: 06 pm Dexter Vex: Please, you only know the date because it tells you on the doors of your advent calendar.

7: 08 pm Fletcher Renn: Then I guess I won't tell you which candelebra I stuck chewing gum on last week.

7: 09 pm Dexter Vex: ...Touche.

7: 11 pm Grouchly Bespoke: You think if I talked to China she might let us go earlier?

7: 11 pm Grouchly Bespoke: But on the other hand if I annoy her I might not get the loafers I've been hinting about wanting for the past three months

7: 13 pm Dexter Vex: If you talk to her about getting us out of here, I'll buy you the loafers myself.

7: 15 pm Grouchly Bespoke: :DD

7: 19 pm Amara Calla Look at the way Grouchly Bespoke approaches China Sorrows. He is magnificent.

7: 21 pm Evangeline Evergreen: His high-waisted trousers make me wish that one day, I too will be able to carry off that look.

7: 21 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: The manly click of his boots inspires me in ways I can't even begin to describe.

7: 22 pm Antceratops Shudder: The way the light reflects off his scalp gives me hope.

7: 27 pm Grouchly Bespoke: Unfortunately I'm no longer getting these loafers off China :(

7: 29 pm Dexter Vex: That's me bankrupt for the next month then -.-

7: 30 pm Grouchly Bespoke: Sorry Tanith, but we can't leave :L

7: 34 pm Grouchly Bespoke: Tanith?

7: 36 pm Tanith Low: Sorry, my phone went out of internet range

7: 38 pm Grouchly Bespoke: It's fine :) But I did get a very interesting bit of news...

7: 40 pm Erskine Ravel: Do tell.

7: 41 pm Grouchly Bespoke: Apparently China is letting FLETCHER come to the party tomorrow because he bought tinsel that matched her dress!

7: 43 pm Fletcher Renn: It was silver :)

7: 45 pm Antceratops Shudder: Queen Fletcher gets into a party and the Antceratops doesn't? What sort of black magic is this?

7: 48 pm Fletcher Renn: I knew the tuxedo I got for the New Year's Ball last year would be good for something else! (Other than for Anton's James-Bond themed murder mystery parties)

7: 50 pm Erskine Ravel: The only thing I'M doing tomorrow is the Christmas Eve Dinner with Anton. And I still have bad memories about the Dinner after what happened last year with that demon Freddie!

7: 51 pm Antceratops Shudder: He's not a demon, he's a sloth.

7: 54 pm Tanith Low: OK, I've finished my work so I'm leaving before the sloth war starts again. Ghastly, can you give me a lift to my flat? I didn't want to take my motorbike out because of the ice :3

7: 56 pm Grouchly Bespoke: Of course :)

8: 02 pm PM message: Antceratops Shudder to Evangeline Evergreen, Reia Kellyn, Erskine Ravel, Skulduggery Pleasant, Tariana Ravelicious Grace and Leo DiCaprio

Do you think I could take Fletcher's place at the party if I told him there was naked pictures of China in a cupboard then lock him in there when he goes to look?

8: 04 pm PM message: Tariana Ravelicious Grace to Antceratops Shudder, Evangeline Evergreen, Reia Kellyn, Erskine Ravel, Skulduggery Pleasant and Leo DiCaprio

No way. He'd know you would have taken these photos for yourself if you found them.

8: 04 pm PM message: Antceratops Shudder to Evangeline Evergreen, Reia Kellyn, Erskine Ravel, Skulduggery Pleasant, Tariana Ravelicious Grace and Leo DiCaprio

-.-

8: 51 pm Fletcher Renn is attending China Sorrows' Christmas Eve Dance, on the 23rd of December 2011 at seven thirty pm

8: 56 pm Fletcher Renn I've been trying on some different outfits for China's party tomorrow night, I'll upload the pictures so you can all tell me what you think :)

9: 00 pm Fletcher Renn has added 15 pictures to his photo album Hot or Not?

9: 05 pm Tanith Low: Hot, hot, not, hot, hot, hot, HOT, hot, NOT, hot, you don't human in that one, HOT, not, not, hot

9: 07 pm Solomown Wreath: Hot, not, not, hot, not, hot, hot, hot, not, not, dear Lord, hot, hot, hot, not

9: 13 pm Grouchly Bespoke: Hot, not, not, meh, hot, not, HOT, not, not, hot, I think I'm going to throw up, hot, meh, meh, hot

9: 14 pm Antceratops Shudder: Picture 11 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

9: 17 pm Fletcher Renn: I was trying out a new look in picture 11, OK?

9: 18 pm Solomown Wreath: What, serial-killer transvestite that happens to be best friends with Lady Gaga and a tub of festive glitter?

9: 20 pm Fletcher Renn: Maybe the glitter was a mistake.

9: 31 pm Antceratops Shudder made the page Naked Venus Statue in China's Stairwell

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9: 57 pm China Sorrows Why is there suddenly an influx of male mages entering my library?

9: 59 pm Antceratops Shudder: They must have heard about your Shakespere collection.