Merry Christmas! I hope you're all having an amazing time and that you enjoy this final chapter of 12 Days of SkulBook :)
P.S. Doctor Who in half an hour, I'm freaking out xD
12: 13 pm Fletcher Renn IT'S CHRISTMAS HELL YEAH! MERRY CHRISTMAS! WHOOOO!
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12: 14 pm Leo DiCaprio: Merry Christmas :) Are you at Tanith's yet?
12: 15 pm Fletcher Renn: Just about to leave.
12: 17 pm Valkyrie Cain: Have a great time! I'll see you both this evening :)
12: 19 pm Tanith Low: MERRY CHRISTMAS! Can't wait until you all come over!
12: 21 pm Amara Calla: Merry Christmas xD
12: 23 pm Antceratops Shudder: Yeah, Merry Christmas, losers.
12: 24 pm Dexter Vex: Get a move on, we're all waiting for you to arrive so we can open presents
12: 26 pm Antceratops Shudder: Well I would, but Fletcher still hasn't arrived at the Hotel to Teleport me to Tanith's! :/
12: 29 pm Fletcher Renn: It is because there is SOMEBODY IN MY HOTEL ROOM! I'm in my bedroom and I can hear someone moving outside the door
12: 29 pm Fletcher Renn: I don't want to be killed on Christmas Day :(
12: 30 pm Erskine Ravel: Fletcher. JUST TELPORT OUT OF THERE.
12: 30 pm Fletcher Renn: But what if they steal my stuff?! What is they take my hairgel?!
12: 31 pm Antceratops Shudder: *strokes beard in concentration*
12: 31 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: You don't have a beard, Anton.
12: 32 pm Antceratops Shudder: I COULD have a beard. Maybe I just never showed it to you before...maybe my beard is shy.
12: 33 pm Fletcher Renn: Never mind Anton's beard, what am I supposed to do about the person in my hotel room?
12: 34 pm Fletcher Renn: Oh my God I just looked through the keyhole and it's that crazy concierge that's in love with me!
12: 34 pm Grouchly Bespoke: Throw a shoe at him!
12: 34 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Hit him!
12: 35 pm Tanith Low: Knock him out, we can dress him up as an angel and stick him on top of the Christmas tree!
12: 37 pm Fletcher Renn: No, wait...I can see him through my keyhole and he's going through my stuff. He's just like me!
12: 37 pm Fletcher Renn: Except shorter.
12: 37 pm Fletcher Renn: And gayer.
12: 38 pm Fletcher Renn: Oh shit
12: 39 pm Tariana Ravelicious Grace: What?
12: 41 pm Fletcher Renn: I opened my door to talk to the concierge but he turned around at the same time and the door hit him in the face and knocked him over and now he's not moving.
12: 41 pm Fletcher Renn: I poked him with my toe but I don't think he's alive.
12: 42 pm Tanith Low: Oh, who cares. Tie his hands together with some tinsel and bring Anton over.
12: 43 pm Erskine Ravel: And don't bother bringing your 'Christmas Playlist', I've got my iPod with me so we can listen to music after dinner :3
12: 43 pm Fletcher Renn: And we can rock around the Christmas tree!
12: 45 pm Antceratops Shudder: And then there is partayyyyyin like only the Skul Crew know how
12: 47 pm Erskine Ravel: ...Yeah.
12: 52 pm Erskine Ravel Just went to meet Antceratops Shudder and Fletcher Renn on the stairs to Tanith Low's apartment...and God. Anton looks HOT. Maybe it's the way he's done his hair.
12: 56 pm Evangeline Evergreen: Wow the heterosexuality is killing me
12: 58 pm Tanith Low: So how hot will Anton be when we see him?
12: 59 pm Erskine Ravel: He will be so hot that we will all explode into a cornucopia of sexual frustration.
1: 00 pm Dexter Vex: If you think that's hot, wait until you see Skulduggery. He is in a Godamn SANTA HAT.
1: 01 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Please kill me. Seriously. I have lost all remaining dignity I have.
1: 03 pm Grouchly Bespoke has added three photos to his photo album Christmas Day '11
1: 05 pm Solomown Wreath: Looking good, Skulduggery!
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1: 07 pm Veevee Scapegrace: WAIT. Who is that coming in the door in the back of the photo?
1: 08 pm Grouchly Bespoke: It's Anton...
1: 10 pm Thrasher Scapegraceswoon: He looks BEAUTIFUL :')
1: 11 pm Dexter Vex: You know, I never really saw what all these girls did in Anton, but I totally get it now.
1: 13 pm Antceratops Shudder: This is getting weird.
1: 15 pm Tanith Low: He said all he did was brush his hair a different way. But really, it gets better and better every time you look at it.
1: 17 pm Grouchly Bespoke: Thank God, I thought I was the only one :L
1: 19 pm Leo DiCaprio: He looks like a freaking movie star! And I would know.
1: 21 pm Antceratops Shudder: It's awesome that you're finally realising how much you want to tap this, but I seriously want to get my hands on that present that looks like it could be a new pair of handcuffs for me, so can we start opening them?
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1: 29 pm Leo DiCaprio posted on Dexter Vex's Wall
A pot of jelly! You shouldn't have :}
1: 30 pm Dexter Vex: Really, it's a present for both you and Ghastly.
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1: 32 pm Tanith Low Thanks for the lingerie set, Antceratops Shudder. I...really appreciate it.
1: 33 pm Grouchly Bespoke: And the presents just keep on coming :)
1: 35 pm Evangeline Evergreen: Wait...did you get all the girls matching lingerie?
1: 37 pm Antceratops Shudder: I thought you might want to wear them when you're having sleepovers together...you know, hitting each other with pillows, sleeping in the same bed, making out...
1: 38 pm Evangeline Evergreen: You're a pervert.
1: 38 pm Antceratops Shudder: Thank you.
2: 05 pm Tanith Low Making Christmas Dinner in the kitchen, can anyone tell me where the sprouts are?
2: 07 pm Fletcher Renn: What the hell is a sprout? Is it the disease Freddie gave Erskine?
2: 09 pm Erskine Ravel: I DON'T HAVE A DISEASE!
2: 10 pm Tariana Ravelicious Grace: Erskine, calm down. And speaking of missing sprouts, has anyone seen the mulled wine?
2: 12 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Moooooooolleed wiiiiiiiiiiiine? Nooooooooo.
2: 13 pm Antceratops Shudder: *giggles*
2: 14 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: *hiccups*
2: 21 pm Amara Calla This is going to end in diasaster..
2: 23 pm Valkyrie Cain: What's up?
2: 24 pm Amara Calla: Anton and your boyfriend found the mulled wine.
2: 26 pm Valkyrie Cain: Oh God :/
2: 29 pm Reia Kellyn: Currently Skulduggery is kissing the mistletoe and Anton's pulled a condom over his head and is using it as a swimming cap.
2: 30 pm Fletcher Renn: It would be hilarious if I did it, but Anton looks like a douche wearing a condom over his head. So it isn't funny.
2: 31 pm Valkyrie Cain: Where did he even get the condoms?
2: 33 pm Evangeline Evergreen: Leo gave them to him for Christmas...apparantely Anton wanted peach-flavoured ones :L
2: 34 pm Tanith Low: How's Christmas at your house, Val? :)
2: 37 pm Valkyrie Cain: Uh, Dad's trapped his hand in the microwave trying to get the Christmas pudding out, Mum's telling Dad he's an eejit and Alice is laughing at everyone, so it's pretty much a normal day in the Edgely household.
2: 39 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Valkyrie I kissed a mistletoe and it reminded me of you
2: 39 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: And see Anton hahaha he's hanging from the Christmas tree
2: 39 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Look Anton's wearing a condom!
2: 40 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: I never thought I'd say that sentence.
2: 41 pm Valkyrie Cain: You don't know how glad I am to be at my house right now.
2: 44 pm Fletcher Renn: Valkyrie, he's kissing my hair. It tickles :(
2: 44 pm Antceratops Shudder: You deserve it! You tried to touch my Yule Log!
2: 45 pm Fletcher Renn: No I didn't...I never tried to touch your anything...not at all!
2: 45 pm Valkyrie Cain: Skulduggery, leave Fletcher alone.
2: 46 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: It's so SPIKY!
2: 48 pm Valkyrie Cain: Put a box over his head, he'll fall asleep right away.
2: 50 pm Amara Calla: Aww, Reia just put the empty present box over his head and he fell asleep, it looks so sweet :') Apart from the fact that he fell on Anton.
2: 52 pm Antceratops Shudder: Gerroff! Get him off me!
2: 54 pm Evangeline Evergreen: No matter how attractive you look with your hair like that, none of us are going to help you
2: 56 pm Antceratops Shudder: OH YEAH EVANGELINE CALLED ME ATTRACTIVE I know you wanted me too babe ;)
2: 58 pm Amara Calla: Awww, Anton's asleep too :')
2: 59 pm Valkyrie Cain: What, did you put another box over him?
3: 01 pm Tariana Ravelicious Grace: No, Evangeline kicked him in the head.
3: 14 pm Tanith Low Damn, I dropped the potatoes!
3: 16 pm Dexter Vex: Why? Did Ghastly come and give you a surprise ;)
3: 18 pm Tanith Low: Skulduggery came up behind me and shouted 'Nyyaaaah' in my ear.
3: 20 pm Amara Calla: Who took the box off him? -.-
3: 22 pm Dexter Vex: Uh, guilty. Leo, Erskine, Fletcher, Ghastly and I need it for going out sledging
3: 24 pm Tanith Low: Remember what happened the last time you went sledging?
3: 25 pm Grouchly Bespoke: Well, we pushed Leo in the sledge down the hill, and we lost control, and, ah, the sledge went through the window of that house and Leo got cuts all over his face and his film company sued us :/
3: 27 pm Erskine Ravel: It was bloody good fun though!
3: 31 pm Tanith Low: We can all go out sledging later, once we've had Christmas dinner and Anton and Skulduggery have regained soberness.
3: 34 pm Evangeline Evergreen: IF they ever regain soberness.
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3: 51 pm Tanith Low Dinner is ready! That means Grouchly Bespoke, Leo DiCaprio, Erskine Ravel, Fletcher Renn and Dexter Vex better get off Call of Duty and over to the dinner table now.
3: 54 pm Dexter Vex: Guess you'll never beat my killstreak, Ghastly ;) Leo and I are unstoppable!
3: 56 pm Leo DiCaprio: *slaps high five*
3: 57 pm Erskine Ravel: Don't worry, God Grouchly, you are one half of the Kinkiness of Ghanith and thus beat all of us in the kinky stakes. But if Anton was sober he and I would slay you all!
3: 58 pm Dexter Vex: No, you wouldn't. You're just upset Fletcher shot you in the back when you were on the same team.
3: 58 pm Fletcher Renn: I GET CONFUSED, OK?!
3: 59 pm Tanith Low: Fletcher, I swear to God, if you don't sit at the table and let me carve the turkey, I will replace it with you.
4: 01 pm Erskine Ravel: Ghastly, your girlfriend is a badass.
4: 49 pm Grouchly Bespoke Oh my God this food is SO GOOD
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4: 51 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: What's going on? I feel strange...my head hurts. Blights are light. I mean, lights are bright. I hear Fletcher nomming something beside me. I feel scared. Will I be eaten? He won't eat me, will he? Though I'm sure someone that mutilates their hair like that is capable of anything.
4: 54 pm Dexter Vex: Skulduggery, just STFU and eat some turkey
4: 56 pm Antceratops Shudder: Wait why I am sitting beside Erskine?
4: 59 pm Antceratops Shudder: Oh man I'm gonna catch a SlothTD
5: 02 pm Erskine Ravel: Shoving stuffing in my mouth isn't going to make me shut up, Erskine! I have free speach! I HAVE A DREAM! I anafheujhff
5: 02 pm Reia Kellyn: I 'anafheujhff'?
5: 03 pm Erskine Ravel: I just shoved a mince pie in his mouth :3
5: 04 pm Dexter Vex: You two are so hot for each other.
5: 42 pm Fletcher Renn posted on Valkyrie Cain's Wall
Val, I'm worried. I'm a guy. And I have a bump in my stomach. Do you know what this means?
5: 44 pm Valkyrie Cain: No idea whatsoever.
5: 45 pm Fletcher Renn: I'm carrying God's child!
5: 46 pm Valkyrie Cain: I think it means you have a food baby. You ate too much turkey again :L
5: 48 pm Erskine Ravel: Aw, look at Valkyrie and Fletcher flirting :} I wonder what Skulduggery would say about this if he wasn't hungover?
5: 51 pm Erskine Ravel posted on Anteratops Shudder's Wall
Team Skulduggery or Team Fletcher?
5: 55 pm Antceratops Shudder: Bitch plz Team Anton
5: 55 pm Erskine Ravel: What a ship.
5: 57 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Fletcher Renn and Antceratops Shudder, when I regain soberness I will cut you
5: 58 pm Fletcher Renn: I have a food baby. THAT BEATS EVERYTHING INCLUDING YOU.
6: 03 pm Valkyrie Cain I have arrived! I've got an hour before I have to head back home so use me wisely ;)
6: 05 pm Antceratops Shudder: I sure will use you wisely ;)
6: 06 pm Valkyrie Cain: Surely you can stop making these pervy comments, just for one single day?
6: 08 pm Antceratops Shudder: I don't think so, no.
6: 08 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: If you do not stop annoying Valkyrie, I will bring Skulmageddon down on you.
6: 10 pm Antceratops Shudder: Ha, you're still too hungover to kill the Antceratops!
6: 11 pm Fletcher Renn: I thought the Antceratops was a dinosaur that went extinct from being too awesome at sex?
6: 13 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Anton told you that, didn't he. :L
6: 14 pm Antceratops Shudder: True story.
6: 35 pm PM message: Grouchly Bespoke to Tanith Low, Amara Calla, Skulduggery Pleasant, Evangeline Evergreen, Dexter Vex, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Shudder, Tariana Ravelicious Grace, Reia Kellyn, Erskine Ravel, Fletcher Renn and Valkyrie Cain
I was in the kitchen stacking the dinner plates when I saw Thurid, Thrasher, Scapegrace and Dusk sledge past...I think they're going to sledge down OUR hill!
6: 36 pm PM message: Skulduggery Pleasant to Grouchly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Amara Calla, Evangeline Evergreen, Dexter Vex, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Shudder, Tariana Ravelicious Grace, Reia Kellyn, Erskine Ravel, Fletcher Renn and Valkyrie Cain
This cannot be permitted to happen!
6: 38 pm PM message: Fletcher Renn to Grouchly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Amara Calla, Skulduggery Pleasant, Evangeline Evergreen, Dexter Vex, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Shudder, Tariana Ravelicious Grace, Reia Kellyn, Erskine Ravel and Valkyrie Cain
But the girls, Anton and I are owning RockBand! We're about to get the highest score :}
6: 38 pm PM message: Tariana Ravelicious Grace to Grouchly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Amara Calla, Skulduggery Pleasant, Evangeline Evergreen, Dexter Vex, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Shudder, Reia Kellyn, Erskine Ravel, Fletcher Renn and Valkyrie Cain
Who cares? LET'S DESTROY THEM
6: 39 pm PM message: Evangeline Evergreen to Grouchly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Amara Calla, Skulduggery Pleasant, Dexter Vex, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Shudder, Tariana Ravelicious Grace, Reia Kellyn, Erskine Ravel, Fletcher Renn and Valkyrie Cain
What do you say, Tanith? Shall we go show them what happens when you mess with the Skul Crew? ;)
6: 39 pm PM message: Tanith Low to Grouchly Bespoke, Amara Calla, Skulduggery Pleasant, Evangeline Evergreen, Dexter Vex, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Shudder, Tariana Ravelicious Grace, Reia Kellyn, Erskine Ravel, Fletcher Renn and Valkyrie Cain
But we don't have any sledges and we can't out-sledge them in a box :L
6: 40 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Grouchly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Amara Calla, Skulduggery Pleasant, Evangeline Evergreen, Dexter Vex, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Shudder, Tariana Ravelicious Grace, Reia Kellyn, Fletcher Renn and Valkyrie Cain
Well, Anton and I have another alternative...
6: 40 pm PM message: Antceratops Shudder to Grouchly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Amara Calla, Skulduggery Pleasant, Evangeline Evergreen, Dexter Vex, Leo DiCaprio, Tariana Ravelicious Grace, Reia Kellyn, Erskine Ravel, Fletcher Renn and Valkyrie Cain
We do?
Oh. We DO.
Leo, we got another present for you after you were talking about Titanic 2 a few days ago. We modified it a bit so it has some epic add-ons but we'll think you like it. Check the coat room ;)
6: 44 pm PM message: Leo DiCaprio to Grouchly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Amara Calla, Skulduggery Pleasant, Evangeline Evergreen, Dexter Vex, Tariana Ravelicious Grace, Reia Kellyn, Erskine Ravel, Fletcher Renn and Valkyrie Cain
You guys got me a jetski?! :D Thanks!
6: 45 pm PM message: Amara Calla to Grouchly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Evangeline Evergreen, Dexter Vex, Leo DiCaprio, Tariana Ravelicious Grace, Reia Kellyn, Erskine Ravel, Fletcher Renn and Valkyrie Cain
Are you suggesting that we use a jetski to sledge down the hill?
...Sounds AWESOME.
6: 46 pm PM message: Reia Kellyn to Grouchly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Amara Calla, Skulduggery Pleasant, Evangeline Evergreen, Dexter Vex, Leo DiCaprio, Tariana Ravelicious Grace, Erskine Ravel, Fletcher Renn and Valkyrie Cain
Then let's get a move on then! We can't be stopped. Because this time, we ride with the power of Fletcher's food baby :3
6: 46 pm PM message: Fletcher Renn to Grouchly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Amara Calla, Skulduggery Pleasant, Evangeline Evergreen, Dexter Vex, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Shudder, Tariana Ravelicious Grace, Reia Kellyn, Erskine Ravel and Valkyrie Cain
I take offense to that! But yeah, let's go
6: 47 pm PM message: Dexter Vex to Grouchly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Amara Calla, Skulduggery Pleasant, Evangeline Evergreen, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Shudder, Tariana Ravelicious Grace, Reia Kellyn, Erskine Ravel, Fletcher Renn and Valkyrie Cain
Guys, before we leave, I'd like to say something...
6: 47 pm PM message: Antceratops Shudder to Grouchly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Amara Calla, Skulduggery Pleasant, Evangeline Evergreen, Dexter Vex, Leo DiCaprio, Tariana Ravelicious Grace, Reia Kellyn, Erskine Ravel, Fletcher Renn and Valkyrie Cain
Oh God, he's coming out
6: 47 pm PM message: Dexter Vex to Grouchly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Amara Calla, Skulduggery Pleasant, Evangeline Evergreen, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Shudder, Tariana Ravelicious Grace, Reia Kellyn, Erskine Ravel, Fletcher Renn and Valkyrie Cain
NO! I'd just like to say...Merry Christmas :)
6: 47 pm PM message: Valkyrie Cain to Grouchly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Amara Calla, Skulduggery Pleasant, Evangeline Evergreen, Dexter Vex, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Shudder, Tariana Ravelicious Grace, Reia Kellyn, Erskine Ravel and Fletcher Renn
Merry Christmas :')
6: 48 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Grouchly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Amara Calla, Skulduggery Pleasant, Evangeline Evergreen, Dexter Vex, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Shudder, Tariana Ravelicious Grace, Reia Kellyn, Fletcher Renn and Valkyrie Cain
Merry Christmas, and you know I love you all, but LET'S GO WASTE SOME ASS!
7: 04 pm Solomown Wreath I swear I just saw a hysterically laughing Leo DiCaprio speed past my house on a jetski. And then it lifted off the ground and flew past the moon followed by the other laughing members of the Skul Crew on bikes. Was I dreaming, or...
7: 09 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: And Wreath heard the Crew call as they flew out of sight, 'Merry Christmas to all! And to all, a good night.'