Onyx - Thanks for pointing out the Geraint Mizzle bit, because I always get him confused with Geoffrey Scutinous (why do you have so many characters, Derek, why) in my fics. I'll edit that mistake now :)
There's a Pitch Perfect reference in here for the eagle-eyed of you.
The Taylor Swift goat video Anton mentions is one of these youtube videos that if you haven't seen, you must do so immediately. And, as always, thank you for your brilliant reviews!
3: 14 pm Ghastly Bespoke likes the page Loafers
3: 16 pm Valkyrie Cain: Really? REALLY?
3: 19 pm Ghastly Bespoke: I have 104 problems and fancy shoes are 99 of them.
Erskine Ravel likes this
3: 22 pm Erskine Ravel: Sometimes I wonder why we don't get any work done and then I remember how often we go on facebook.
3: 24 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder: You think that's bad? Dex and Fletcher popped in to say hey a few hours ago and all they've done is look up the 'taylor swift goat' video on youtube and laugh. I'm about to pull a fucking Shining on them and chase them through the Hotel
3: 25 pm Dexter Vex: Screw you, it's hilarious
Fletcher Renn and Clarabelle Beam like this
3: 28 pm Ghastly Bespoke: Can you all please stop commenting on my page? You're clogging up my notifications.
3: 29 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder: and now Freddie's seen the goat video and he's upset. You should all know by now that Freddie doesn't like other animals! They scare him!
3: 31 pm Leo DiCaprio: Well, then I guess Erskine's leg doesn't count as an animal.
3: 33 pm Erskine Ravel: *sarcastically* ha ha ha. That's funny, because he molested my leg. Ha.
3: 35 pm Ghastly Bespoke: How did a simple like of a page turn into THIS?
3: 38 pm Erskine Ravel: I just really bloody hate that sloth
3: 40 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder: You better delete that comment. What if Freddie's on his own facebook and sees it?
3: 41 pm Erskine Ravel: He's a sloth...
3: 44 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder: What's your point?
3: 47 pm Valkyrie Cain: So this comment thread is still going on?
3: 48 pm Ghastly Bespoke: Unfortunately.
3: 51 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder: Shut up, I need to defend the honour of my sloth
3: 54 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: The saddest thing is, really, that with friends like you that above comment will not be the strangest thing I see today.
3: 57 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder: The strangest thing I've ever seen was Freddie and Erskine's leg.
Dexter Vex, Leo DiCaprio and Valkyrie Cain like this
3: 57 pm Erskine Ravel: You're forgetting I've got plenty of embarassing stories about you too.
3: 58 pm Erskine Ravel: Like remember that time you got so physically turned on you started crying
3: 58 pm Erskine Ravel: Or that time you tried poetry
3: 59 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder: OK fine calm down Hitler I won't mention what happened with Freddie
4: 02 pm Erskine Ravel: I'm glad we had this talk.
5: 19 pm Tanith Low has updated her profile picture
Valkyrie Cain, Dexter Vex, Antceratops Paedo King Shudder and thirty-four others like this
5: 39 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder: Sex baby let's talk about you and me
5: 42 pm Ghastly Bespoke: Or how about we can talk about your face, my fist, and their imminent meeting?
5: 45 pm Antceratops Paedo King Shudder: No, no, I definitely prefer the sex thing
5: 46 pm Ghastly Bespoke: You're on thin ice, Shudder. Thin ice.
6: 21 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Ghastly Bespoke
Subject: Morale
Hey - I know you've just gone home but it's nothing to do with Sanctuary business, I swear.
Lately (and I mean a few posts today) I feel that as a group we've all been arguing too much. What do you think? Maybe it's just the lack of world-threatening events happening but everyone's so lethargic at the moment we've just turned to bickering with one another for action.
6: 26 pm PM message: Ghastly Bespoke to Erskine Ravel
I know where you're coming from. There is a certain point and all of our friends commenting about sloths and sex on one page I like is far past that point. Have you got any ideas for smoothing over whatever tensions have arisen?
6: 29 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Ghastly Bespoke
You know when we were brainstorming ways to foster a sense of collectiveness and trust etc. within the Sanctuary offices, and all the workers had lots of group meetings to come together and talk?
6: 31 pm PM message: Ghastly Bespoke to Erskine Ravel
The ones that Valkyrie and Skulduggery boycotted entirely and Tanith walked out of, yes
6: 32 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Ghastly Bespoke
How about we do that with our friends? Instead of holding a movie night where we stare at a screen in silence and Fletcher eats all the ice cream we could share some things, actually have an oppurtunity to talk.
6: 33 pm PM message: Ghastly Bespoke to Erskine Ravel
Great idea! Looks like all the Grand Mage duties have increased your sense of responsibility, Your Excellency.
6: 34 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Ghastly Bespoke
I thought you hated those crappy titles bestowed on us?
6: 34 pm PM message: Ghastly Bespoke to Erskine Ravel
Only when they're used on me. :)
6: 58 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Paedo King Shudder and Dexter Vex
Basically, Ghastly and I have been talking and we've decided there's been too much arguing in the group recently. So we're going to do something to bring back a sense of trust and acceptance into our group.
7: 01 pm PM message: Antceratops Paedo King Shudder to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio and Dexter Vex
I vote orgy who's with me
7: 01 pm PM message: Fletcher Renn to Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Paedo King Shudder and Dexter Vex
me!
7: 03 pm PM message: Ghastly Bespoke to Erskine Ravel, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Paedo King Shudder and Dexter Vex
Erskine has a valid point. It's much harder to run a strong defence against whatever villain of the week wants to kill us if we're sniping at one another.
7: 04 pm PM message: Tanith Low to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Paedo King Shudder and Dexter Vex
Are you sure we're lacking morale/camaraderie? Last week I walked into Dexter's house to find all the Dead Men plus Leo curled up under blankets watching Friends. Pretty sure I heard Erskine say he 'really identifies with Chandler'.
7: 04 pm PM message: Ghastly Bespoke to Erskine Ravel, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Paedo King Shudder and Dexter Vex
Maybe so, but later that night when we watched 10 Things I Hate About You, Skulduggery actually came in with a list of 10 things he hated about each of us.
7: 06 pm PM message: Skulduggery Pleasant to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Paedo King Shudder and Dexter Vex
I stand by these lists. They revealed the truth. I am a prophet in a world full of shallow lies.
7: 10 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Paedo King Shudder and Dexter Vex
You could be onto something! (not the prophet thing, that's total bullshit, but about revealing the truth) Why don't we all reveal a secret that none of the rest of us knows? It's been proven that sharing with people in a confidant group situation has bolstered levels of friendship and goodwill.
7: 10 pm PM message: Antceratops Paedo King Shudder to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio and Dexter Vex
Where the fuck did you read that, Women's Housekeeping?
7: 12 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Paedo King Shudder and Dexter Vex
I swear to God, Anton, if you do not participate I will take out every piece of poetry you've ever written from the box I hide them in and I will publish them on facebook.
7: 12 pm PM message: Antceratops Paedo King Shudder to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio and Dexter Vex
You're bluffing. -.-
7: 15 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Paedo King Shudder and Dexter Vex
'So yeah, I love a flower! Your beauty outshines
To the farthest reaches of our universe
Reaching to Pluto
Its spinning blue roundness
Perfectly me
'Cause I'm alone without your petals to guide me
Like a beacon in the darkness to Pluto
Usurping the sun and light
By being a flower so pretty
So sweet
Why would I want anything else but you
Only you...
Only you'
7: 17 pm PM message: Dexter Vex to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio and Antceratops Paedo King Shudder
I thought fanfock was good. This is better.
Anton, how do you now feel about Pluto's declassification as a planet?
7: 19 pm PM message: Valkyrie Cain to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Paedo King Shudder and Dexter Vex
You wrote a poetry about a flower? xD
7: 23 pm PM message: Antceratops Paedo King Shudder to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio and Dexter Vex
It was a long time ago, and the flower is a metaphor for a strip club, but yes.
You're a heartless bastard, Erskine. I'll join in your fucking braiding flowers and hugging things plan.
7: 25 pm PM message: Skulduggery Pleasant to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Paedo King Shudder and Dexter Vex
I think the only one braiding flowers here is you.
7: 26 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Paedo King Shudder and Dexter Vex
So, everyone is on board? (You better be, because I have blackmail material on all of you.)
7: 26 pm PM message: Tanith Low to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Paedo King Shudder and Dexter Vex
Yep (and that's really creepy)
7: 26 pm PM message: Leo DiCaprio to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Antceratops Paedo King Shudder and Dexter Vex
Sure, I'm in! :)
7: 27 pm PM message: Valkyrie Cain to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Paedo King Shudder and Dexter Vex
Yeah, me too
7: 27 pm PM message: Skulduggery Pleasant to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Paedo King Shudder and Dexter Vex
I suppose it's minorly more interesting than polishing my gun.
7: 28 pm PM message: Dexter Vex to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio and Antceratops Paedo King Shudder
I'm in
7: 28 pm PM message: Fletcher Renn to Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Paedo King Shudder and Dexter Vex
Count me in
7: 33 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Paedo King Shudder and Dexter Vex
Great. I guess I'll go first. Uh...this is kind of hard to admit, but...I once had a dream about Anton.
7: 34 pm PM message: Valkyrie Cain to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Paedo King Shudder and Dexter Vex
A dream?
7: 36 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Paedo King Shudder and Dexter Vex
A dream.
7: 36 pm PM message: Fletcher Renn to Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Paedo King Shudder and Dexter Vex
a dream...?
7: 37 pm PM message: Dexter Vex to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio and Antceratops Paedo King Shudder
You mean a sex dream! hahaha oh my god I knew we were all right about you two
I dreamed a dream in times gone by
In which me and my best mate were screwing
I dreamed that I screwed a guy
I dreamed a safeword was a given
But the sloths they come at night
With their grabbing hands all ready
As they try to mount my leg
As my best friend looks on and laughs
7: 40 pm PM message: Tanith Low to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Paedo King Shudder and Dexter Vex
Does anyone else feel totally shocked but also not really surprised at all?
7: 42 pm PM message: Skulduggery Pleasant to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Paedo King Shudder and Dexter Vex
I think you just described how all of our emotions are going, to be perfectly honest.
7: 45 pm PM message: Antceratops Paedo King Shudder to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio and Dexter Vex
I'm flattered, Erskine. A bit creeped out, but flattered. It's only natural. I am stunning, after all.
Just no hanky panky next time we stay at one another's.
7: 45 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Paedo King Shudder and Dexter Vex
Oh HA HA HA. It was one time! And it wasn't even that explicit! A) It means absolutely nothing and B) There is no chance that I fancy Anton.
Let's just move on.
Quickfire confessions. GO.
7: 48 pm PM message: Valkyrie Cain to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Paedo King Shudder and Dexter Vex
Damn. I was really hoping a second verse of the sloth song.
Anyway, I eat way too much nutella. It's a problem.
7: 49 pm PM message: Leo DiCaprio to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Antceratops Paedo King Shudder and Dexter Vex
Sometimes I pretend I'm Jack Dawson
7: 51 pm PM message: Ghastly Bespoke to Erskine Ravel, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Paedo King Shudder and Dexter Vex
There are times when I secretly enjoy wearing the Elder's robes. They're really warm and actually don't clash with my loafers.
7: 56 pm PM message: Antceratops Paedo King Shudder to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio and Dexter Vex
I am EL James. ;D
7: 55 pm PM message: Tanith Low to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Paedo King Shudder and Dexter Vex
Anton, we'll all ignore you unless you post a serious confession.
Anyway here goes - I have a thing for Ron Weasley. Because when he smiles, the whole world stops and stares for a while, cause he's amazing...just the way he is.
7: 55 pm PM message: Ghastly Bespoke to Erskine Ravel, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Paedo King Shudder and Dexter Vex
That's a song.
7: 56 pm PM message: Tanith Low to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Paedo King Shudder and Dexter Vex
STOP MAKING FUN OF MY LOVE FOR RON
Now, do you have a serious secret to share, Anton?
7: 58 pm PM message: Antceratops Paedo King Shudder to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio and Dexter Vex
Yes Justin Bieber is me
#believe
7: 04 pm PM message: Skulduggery Pleasant to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Paedo King Shudder and Dexter Vex
I was Lord Vile.
(Don't get on at me, you all know that secret beats anything any of you could ever share.)
Also, Finbar and I once started a fight at a Queen concert that resulted in us having a drinking contest with Freddie Mercury. I know it's not much of secret, I just wanted to make you all jealous.
7: 07 pm PM message: Dexter Vex to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio and Antceratops Paedo King Shudder
I travel the world because I seek empty satisfaction in hopping from place to place with no emotional ties so I don't become attached to someone and lose them again like I did with Hopeless and Larrikin and all our other friends...yeah.
7: 08 pm PM message: Antceratops Paedo King Shudder to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio and Dexter Vex
LAAAMME
7: 10 pm PM message: Dexter Vex to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio and Antceratops Paedo King Shudder
Shut up, your best friend dreams about you
7: 10 pm PM message: Antceratops Paedo King Shudder to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio and Dexter Vex
I hope you step on a lego
7: 12 pm PM message: Antceratops Paedo King Shudder to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio and Dexter Vex
So here's my confession - I have a lot of sex.
7: 14 pm PM message: Valkyrie Cain to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Paedo King Shudder and Dexter Vex
We know, Anton.
7: 14 pm PM message: Antceratops Paedo King Shudder to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio and Dexter Vex
Only because I told you!
7: 18 pm PM message: Fletcher Renn to Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Paedo King Shudder and Dexter Vex
i guess if it's only me left to share a secret then once i got Rebecca Blacks Friday stuck on repeat when i was listening to it in Ghastly's office and when he asked me who did it i said Erskine :L
7: 18 pm PM message: Ghastly Bespoke to Erskine Ravel, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Paedo King Shudder and Dexter Vex
Damn it, Fletcher...
So, I think revealing all that was cathartic, wasn't it? :)
7: 19 pm PM message: Tanith Low to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Paedo King Shudder and Dexter Vex
Mmmmm. Totally. Want to get back to how Erskine had a sex dream about Anton? xD
7: 19 pm PM message: Dexter Vex to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio and Antceratops Paedo King Shudder
Bet he wrote fanfock about it
7: 20 pm PM message: Dexter Vex to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio and Antceratops Paedo King Shudder
Bet he made fanart about it
7: 21 pm PM message: Dexter Vex to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio and Antceratops Paedo King Shudder
Bet he choroegraphed a dance based on it
7: 24 pm PM message: Antceratops Paedo King Shudder to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio and Dexter Vex
Wtf that doesn't even make sense
7: 27 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Paedo King Shudder and Dexter Vex
I'm LEAVING now. And if my CAPITALS didn't TIP YOU OFF, I HATE you ALL.
Erskine Ravel is offline
7: 31 pm PM message: Skulduggery Pleasant to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Tanith Low, Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Leo DiCaprio, Antceratops Paedo King Shudder and Dexter Vex
All in all, I think that was a very successful session.
7: 46 am Dexter Vex posted on Erskine Ravel's Wall
Morning!...Have any good dreams last night? :)))))
7: 05 am Erskine Ravel: This will go on for a while, won't it? :(
7: 09 am Dexter Vex: You have no idea.
11: 12 am Ghastly Bespoke posted on Erskine Ravel's Wall
Oh dream on, dream on, dream on, dream until your dreams come true
11: 40 am Tanith Low created a poll 'Was Erskine Ravel's confession the best thing you have heard in existence?'
- Yes
- Yes
- Hell yes
2: 19 pm Fletcher Renn posted on Erskine Ravel's Wall
Every night I rest in my bed I think of you when I close my eyes you know when I say my prayers will you hold my hand and be my knight and be my sweet dream or my beautiful nightmare, somebody pinch me either way I don't wanna wake up TURN THE LIGHTS AAOOON
4: 25 pm Skulduggery Pleasant has shared the video Frank Sinatra - Dream a little dream of me (with lyrics) on Erskine Ravel's Wall
5: 41 pm Valkyrie Cain: Hey, Erskine, I think Cassandra Pharos still has some more of her dream catchers if you'd like to review yours in a bit more detail
7: 15 pm Dexter Vex has created the photo album Just Some Candid Pictures of Shavel
7: 19 pm Dexter Vex has uploaded seven photos to his photo album Just Some Candid Pictures of Shavel
7: 20 pm Dexter Vex has tagged Erskine Ravel and Antceratops Paedo King Shudder in his photo album Just Some Candid Pictures of Shavel
Solomown Wreath, Skulduggery Pleasant, Tanith Low and forty-eight others like this
7: 24 pm Dexter Vex: Some day I will stop manipulating pictures of Antceratops Paedo King Shudder and Erskine Ravel in compromising positions and posting them on facebook. Today...is not that day.
7: 23 pm Valkyrie Cain: Your powers with photoshop are beyond compare
7: 25 pm Fletcher Renn: I especially like the 1 where you put erskine and Anton's faces onto John and Sherlock's and made it look like they were kissing
7: 26 pm Dexter Vex: Thank you :3
8: 14 pm PM message: Valkyrie Cain to Antceratops Paedo King Shudder
Please tell me that photo you just texted me didn't accurately show how many bottles of alcohol you've drunk?
8: 17 pm PM message: Antceratops Paedo King Shudder to Valkyrie Cain
YEAHHSD
8: 19 pm PM message: Antceratops Paedo King Shudder to Valkyrie Cain
i neefded to frgtt the pics dexgre made
8: 21 pm PM message: Antceratops Paedo King Shudder to Valkyrie Cain
theeeyt werw sooo sC ARY
8: 22 pm PM message: Antceratops Paedo King Shudder to Valkyrie Cain
ivee nevefr tiuched erskiinbe lik that i swearree
8: 24 pm PM message: Valkyrie Cain to Antceratops Paedo King Shudder
Don't worry, I believe you. Are you going to be OK at the hotel? Do you want Fletcher to Teleport me over? The number of empty whiskey bottles in that picture was really troubling.
8: 26 pm PM message: Antceratops Paedo King Shudder to Valkyrie Cain
i;'m good butt ive jusyyt finshferd th 3rd vidka bttple and imm aalllll blkkurry
8: 27 pm PM message: Valkyrie Cain to Antceratops Paedo King Shudder
Three bottles of vodka? How are you still alive?!
8: 32 pm PM message: Antceratops Paedo King Shudder to Valkyrie Cain
10% luckk
8: 34 pm PM message: Antceratops Paedo King Shudder to Valkyrie Cain
20 % skill
8: 38 pm PM message: Antceratops Paedo King Shudder to Valkyrie Cain
15% cocnentraated powqer of will
8: 42 pm PM message: Valkyrie Cain to Antceratops Paedo King Shudder
Again with the italics...
8: 44 pm PM message: Valkyrie Cain to Antceratops Paedo King Shudder
Right, I'm getting Fletcher to Teleport me to the Hotel. I'll be with you in 10 minutes.
8: 49 pm PM message: Antceratops Paedo King Shudder to Valkyrie Cain
taaankyy ou val ure a good friueend
8: 50 pm PM message: Valkyrie Cain to Antceratops Paedo King Shudder
So you're SURE you haven't slept with Erskine at all?
8: 53 pm PM message: Antceratops Paedo King Shudder to Valkyrie Cain
YREEES
8: 55 pm PM message: Valkyrie Cain to Antceratops Paedo King Shudder
Sorry, had to check. I'll be with you soon :)
9: 51 pm Dexter Vex Like if Billy Jean is not your lover
Ghastly Bespoke, Finbar Wrong, Leo DiCaprio and twelve others like this
9: 54 pm Leo DiCaprio: She's just a girl who says that I am the one.
9: 55 pm Tanith Low: But I swear
9: 56 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: The kid is not my son.
9: 59 pm Leo DiCaprio: If this isn't solid proof that we're a tight-knit group, I don't know what is
10: 00 pm Dexter Vex: Guess Erskine's plan did work. Even though it did kind of blow up in his face.
Skulduggery Pleasant, Leo DiCaprio, Tanith Low and one other like this
10: 43 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Antceratops Paedo King Shudder
Have you sobered up yet?
10: 46 pm PM message: Antceratops Paedo King Shudder to Erskine Ravel
Yeah - Valkyrie brought this hangover potion thing. It has the mark of Kenspeckle Grouse on it. It just seems like the sort of thing he'd invent.
So I guess you aren't just PMing me to check up on my alcohol to blood ratio?
10: 54 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Antceratops Paedo King Shudder
You guessed right. I noticed you didn't actually share a confession with the rest of us.
10: 57 pm PM message: Antceratops Paedo King Shudder to Erskine Ravel
I was busy reeling from unexpected information earlier in the conversation, if you recall...;)
10: 59 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Antceratops Paedo King Shudder
Screw you
11: 02 pm PM message: Antceratops Paedo King Shudder to Erskine Ravel
I thought that was what you had been doing ;)
11: 05 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Antceratops Paedo King Shudder
Nah, I was bottom. But anyway, I know you weren't bothered by the dream thing because you're convinced everyone has regular sex dreams about you. So as your best friend I demand you to share a proper secret with all of us.
11: 08 pm PM message: Antceratops Paedo King Shudder to Erskine Ravel
I suppose that as my bestie you have certain rights. But I'm still not telling you ha ha ha
11: 11 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Antceratops Paedo King Shudder
Might I remind you of your poetry?
11: 17 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Antceratops Paedo King Shudder
ANTON, a poem by Anton.
There are times
Of a spinning axis
Of grief
(i am the axis)
I drop sauce on the Hotel carpet
I cry
I lose my porn stash
I cry
A teardrop hits the lake of the ever
Increasing loss
A resounding crash in the silence of my world
Sad
Lost
(there was hope in the black,
a brief flicker but
then
extinguished)
I am Anton
And
I cry
11: 28 pm PM message: Antceratops Paedo King Shudder to Erskine Ravel
Fine you bastard. I'll fucking send out a PM tomorrow telling something about myself. Are you happy?
11: 30 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Antceratops Paedo King Shudder
Very. And I didn't even have to use your poem where you rhyme 'adversity' with 'monkey'.
Antceratops Paedo King Shudder is offline