Disclaimer: I do not own Detective Conan.
Oneshot Twenty
Convenience
"Hattori?"
"Yeah?"
"What are you doing?"
"Kidnappin' ya."
"That would explain the rope. But why?"
"Because I'm sick a' flyin' out ta Tokyo just ta see ya."
"So you decided that kidnapping was a better option."
"Ya make it sound really bad when put dat way."
"You do realize people are going to get the wrong impression from this, right?"
"Don't care, best friends gotta stick together."
"But Osaka."
"Think a' it like a vacation!"
"I don't think Division One will just let you kidnap their biggest asset."
"Bring 'em on; I'll fight dem for ya!"
"I can hear sirens!"
A/N: The last time I did a dialogue-only practice it ended up with body parts nailed to walls, a bath in a tub filled with pulpy human remains, an electric saw, and terrible puns. So I'm pretty pleased that I wrote one along more normal lines.