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Oneshot Twenty-Five

Mail Confusion

"What did Megure-keibu call about?" Ran asked.

"That we're causing a public disturbance. I'm calling a roofer; most of the bodies come through the roof," grumbled Shinichi.

A day later a purple and green van pulled up to the mansion, a man dressed in tie-dye walking up to Shinichi.

"Shinichi . . .?" Ran began hesitantly.

"Cheapest roofers around. They're expensive!"

The man inspected the roof.

"Found your problem; some cultists of a dark god put in the wrong coordinates to their trans-dimensional spell, and you're getting their god's sacrifices. I can patch the portal up for you next week."

A/N: Yep, bet you weren't expecting that. Or maybe you were, since it's me. Anyway, so ends the epic drabble trilogy.