I suggest you watch Truth or Dare 2 before watching this so it'll make more sense:'3


"We're not going to tell the Phans, right?" I ask as Dan finishes setting up the camera.

"No. It's our own business, they don't need to know." He replies.

"Okay, so what video are we filming today Danasour?"

"Truth or Dare!" He squeals excitedly.

"Not again..." I groan, knowing the dares aren't gonna be in my favour.

"Don't worry, none of them are for you, you just need'a help me and I want you here." He sits half on my lap, half off, smiling into the camera. After filming a couple of dares, and some truths Dan read out one he seemed to happy about."Dare. Play gay chicken with Phil." Acting, I looked at him weirdly and he did the same to me.

We had to move to sit on the carpet. My insides were dying... Surely they'd figure we were together because of this?

"Okay Phil, I know this is something that you've been looking forward to." He said sarcastically.

"I don't want to do it. It's weird." I pouted.

"No, you have to." He replied.

"No." I said defiantly.

"It's a dare now come on just do it."

"I don't want to do it." I sighed.

"It's a dare, come on..."

I sighed again, then slowly reached for his leg, my hand got closer and just as I touched the inside of his leg...

"Get the fuck of me you weirdo!" He cried out, I almost fell backwards laughing.

"I thought you told me to do it!" I laughed back.

"You freak!" He cried over the top of me.

"You told me to do it!" I retorted, trying not to ruin the joke by laughing too much.

"People like you should be locked up!" He threatened, trying to look distraught. "Weirdo." He said, standing up and shuffling away from the camera. I looked directly at it and pouted.

"Ahh, I'm so confused." I cried, my voice wavering as I looked up at Dan who was smirking down at me... Something protruding from his jogging bottoms. He quickly turnt the camera off and sat down next to me. "Is that your phone or are you just happy to see me?" I ask, winking.

"Shut up and kiss me you fool." He laughs, almost throwing himself at me.


"Truth. What's the one thing you want to do before you die?" Dan says, blushing as he looks towards me, it'd taken us half an hour but here we were filming again. "Hmm... That's gotta be Phil's mum." He laughs.

"Hey!" I react, pretending to hit him on the arm, his laugh filling my ears. "Actually shut up." I cry, punching him more and pushing him into the sofa, causing him to laugh even more.

"Nah, you know I love you too much. I wouldn't want anyone else." He sighs sitting up and pushing his head into my chest.

"I know, I love you too... But seriously, the Phil's mum joke is getting old now." I laugh, throwing my arm around him and bringing him closer.

"I'm gonna have to edit that out... Maybe not the laughing bit but this. Sorry, I'm just not ready yet." He sighs, moving so he's facing me, his chocolate brown eyes immediately becoming sad.

"Shush you, it's okay." I touch the back of his neck lightly and bring him on for a kiss.

"Phil GET THE FUCK OFF." He cries, creasing the back of his neck and falling backwards. "You know I hate my neck being touched." He pouts.

I get closer and lean over him, biting my lip and probably failing at being suggestive. "I thought I was different." I wink.

"No. My neck hates everyone, now please stop biting your lip because I really don't feel like editing out a sex scene." He laughs, sitting up and placing a chaste kiss on my collar bone.

"Awh damn." I giggle, standing up and heading towards the kitchen. "You want a cuppa?"


"Fuck Phil. That was amazing." Dan pants as I roll off of him. He quickly turns towards me and wraps around my waist, snuggling into my chest. "I love you bby." He whispers, kissing my collar bone.

"I love you too."

"Philip? Dan? Are you in there?" Someone calls from the front door.

"Holy shit it's my mum." Dan squeals, rolling away from me and onto the floor.

"What? No... It can't be... She- she didn't tell us she was coming!" I reply, grabbing my t-shirt from where it was tossed across the room.

"Be there in a second mum!" Dan cries, desperately trying to pull on a pair of my boxers and falling over. I chuck him his jeans before grabbing my own and shimmying into them.

"I'll get the door then." I whisper, leaving Dan to pull on his jeans, I hear him run out across the hallway and into the bathroom just as I open the front door.

"Phil! How lovely to see you!" She calls, pulling me in for an awkward hug.

"You too Mrs Howell!" I chirp politely, I lead her into the living room and offer her a cup of tea, where the fuck is Dan? Then I hear him...

"Mum! Lovely to see you... Urm what brings you here?" He asks, his voice sounding tired.

"I wanted to see my son and his best friend... Is that okay?" She laughs, I hear Dan laugh with her before taking a seat on the sofa across from her.

"Phil's making the tea right?" Dan asks after a few moments of silence.

"Yup, he's lovely and polite, unlike you my son." She jokes.

"Okay, brb." He replies, leaping up from the couch and running into the kitchen. When he walks in, I realise why he was in the bathroom. His hair is neatly combed, unlike mine, his face is washed and shiny, whereas mine is red and exhausted and... Is that eye liner?!

"Dan are you wearing eye liner?" I chuckle, almost spilling the kettle water all over the floor.

"No you numpty!" He comes closer and quickly kisses me on the lips, "I'm sorry about my mum. We were having so much fun..." He sighs, pulling away and returning to sit with her. I bring out the tea a few minutes later.

"So, are you two gonna show me around the flat then?" Dan nods and stands up.

"So this is the kitchen, as you can see it's very... Kitcheny. Urm, we have a breakfast bar and follow me..." He trails off and leads her into his room. "This is my room... Not so brown anymore."

"Wow, I'm surprised it's this tidy if I'm honest." She laughs, assessing the room from corner to corner. The only reason it's so clean is because he never uses it... "I'm assuming Phil has the larger room?" She asks, Dan leads her into my bedroom...

"Urm I'm sorry about the mess, I was trying to find my iPod this morning and yeah..." She quickly scans the room before her and eventually her eyes settle on the bottle of lube and condoms on my bedside table, next to Dan's underpants. Dan looks at me and I look at him. We're in deep... Poop.

"Urm boys... I think it's best I leave now." She giggles. "I can see you were urm busy and I..."

"Mum let me explain, please?" Dan begs, staring at her with serious eyes. She twitches before walking towards the living room and taking a seat. I sit next to Dan on the couch.

"Mum..." He starts, taking my hand and squeezing. "I'm bisexual and Phil is my boyfriend." He stares down at the carpet, the grip on my hand tightening.

"I see... How long has this been going on for?" She asks, her voice wavering slightly.

"Since I moved in with Phil. We actually kissed for the first time when I was at his but yeah."

"So, almost 6 months?" She gasps. Dan nods. "How did I not realise?! Awh Dan, I'm happy for you." Dan's eyes light up.

"Thanks mum." He breathes, tears evident in his eyes. She gets up and hugs him, tears in her eyes as well.

"Now urm, I really must be going. I can see you boys were busy and I'm sorry I ruined your fun." She quickly stands up and shuffles out of the doorway.

"Fuck." Dan squeals, throwing himself at me and wrapping his arms around my waist. "I'm so glad I got that off my chest." He sighs, I suddenly feel tears stain my t-shirt.

"Hey, what's up duck?" I ask, pulling him round so he was sitting on my lap.

"Nothing it's just... I'm happy and it feels weird." He smiles, his dimples showing.

"Isn't that a good thing?" I say, stroking his cheek.

"Yes. For the first time in years I don't feel... Alone or scared and I'm no longer frightened of myself. Every time I feel low... I have you."

"Yes you do... Forever and ever and ever." I whisper, mimicking a creepy Childs voice before getting closer and nuzzling the side if his neck and attacking it with kisses.