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I'm Not a Boy! Crona/ Kidd fanfic :D

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Chapter 7:

"There they are… about time…" said an impatient Soul Eater. Maka's weapon and the other boys were still waiting for said girl and the rest of the girls to show up. Maka stepped outside the shack, wearing a hot pink, one-piece that kind of looks like a mini-dress. The Thompsons followed afterward with the eldest wearing a simple purple bikini-top with black bottoms, while Patti wore a baby-blue halter one-piece. All boys were admiring how hot the girls looked before a certain grim reaper walked up to them.

"Where's Crona?" he said with a bit of hope in his eyes. Maka shrugged, Liz smirked and Ragnarok had death in his eyes at the comment.

"I think they're still changing. Oh wait, Blaire's still in there too… I wonder…" said Maka.

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"Blaire… this bathing-suit is a little… revealing…" Crona said nervously. Blaire just chuckled.

"Honey, you don't know what girls would do to get a body like that… and men too…" she said with a lustful look in her eyes. Crona just rolled her eyes as Blaire gave her a cover-up jacket that stopped a couple inches below her bottom. Crona couldn't help the need to pull it down even further. Blaire then gave her some white wedged sandals. Crona gave a confused look.

"It's the number-1 rule for girls: If your shoes are this hot, it doesn't matter what you have on… And for the finishing touch…" Blaire stepped behind Crona and put her hair in a loose bun, fastening it with an emerald green butterfly pin. Blaire gave her a wink then held out her arm for Crona to take. They both took a step outside.

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"She's probably embarrassed of wearing something so revealing… You know how she is." Liz suggested. Everyone gave nods and low approvals until Soul spoke up.

"Well, that could be it… But from recent events, I don't think that's the case." He argued. While everyone was dealing with their squabbles, Kid was in his own thoughts.

I hope Crona is okay… Maybe I should check on her… no, then everyone will think that I'm some kind of pervert…

"Hey, there they are!" said an over-excited Patty. Everyone looked towards the direction of the shack to find Blaire and Crona walking arm-in-arm. Sure Blaire was hot, but nearly every boy there got a nosebleed just taking a glance at Crona. Blaire had on a cherry-red bikini with red sandals to go with it, and had her hair up in a curly pony tail. Crona on the other hand, wore a white cover-up, with the zipper stopping right beneath her pale green, strapless, bikini top. She had on some wedged sandals that defined her long smooth legs with every step, and she had her light pink hair held up by the green butterfly pin. To say that she looked good was an understatement. She looked incredibly gorgeous, especially to Kid and Ragnarok. As the beautiful young ladies finished the last few steps, Kid came over and held out his hand for Crona. She looked at him in response.

"Walking in the sand with those shoes on can be quite difficult… I'd like to help make it easier, if you don't mind Crona." He said with a dazzling smile. Crona had no choice but to blush and accept his hand. She nodded.

"No, I-I don't mind…" she said looking back at Blaire. Blaire gave a little wink for approval. Kid helped Crona walk across the sand over to a palm tree, fairly big enough for comfortable shade, where the boys laid out a thick blanket and the rest of their things. Patty was the first to occupy herself by grabbing her shovel and pale, and heading over to the edge of the beach. Blackstar, surprisingly, went with her. Maka decided to sunbathe, along with Liz and Blaire. Soul and Tsubaki both went swimming. That only left Crona, kid, and Ragnarok sitting under the tree. Kid looked over at Crona.

"Crona, you're not going to go do anything? " Kid asked, laying his hand atop of hers. A small blush crept up to Crona's cheeks.

"Um… well, I…. uh, I don't really know what you do at a beach… I just know that you wear bathing suits…" She looked around nervously, embarrassed that she didn't know about regular human activities. Kid just chuckled a bit, which caused her to look at him.

"There are all sorts of things you can do at a beach." Crona wasn't the only one who was nervous, though.

Oh man, I gotta think of something before this grim-geeker decides to put the moves on her!... Think.. Think.. THINK!... oh yeah…

"Hey Crona! Come on! I think I saw some sea-shells out there!" Ragnarok said pulling on her wrist. Crona didn't have time to react as she was now being dragged towards the ocean. She turned her head back to find Kid… sulking.

Is he that disappointed?

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"Hey Crona! Come on! I think I saw some sea-shells out there!" Ragnarok said pulling on her wrist. Kid was fuming.

Damnit! Of all the times when you say something ignorant, why did it have to be then!

Kid turned his head slightly to see Crona's face. Was that sorrow he saw? He wasn't exactly sure. He then looked at Ragnarok's face. Something didn't feel right when he did.

That son of a bitch is jealous, huh? Well he's just going to have to wait in line… I know exactly how to make this work…

Kid never EVER stooped to this level of immaturity, but he figured that he was doing it for Crona and not for old-fashioned, sweet revenge, er—he thinks. He looked over his shoulder to find Crona and Ragnarok standing in thigh-deep (well, waist-deep for Ragnarok) water, looking for said sea-shells. Then from the corner of his eye, Kid spotted a tiny sand crab wandering all by its lonesome. What was this Shinigami up to?

Kid casually walked along the beach, looking like he was enjoying the scenery. When no one was looking, he swiftly picked up the crab and dove in the water. He slowly swam to where he was directly behind Ragnarok.

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"Ragnarok… did you really want to find sea-shells?..." she said giving him an intense stare. He just gave her a fake smile.

"Of course I did! Why wouldn't i?..." Oh crap… Crona gave a questioning look.

"And you've also been helping me a lot lately… Is there something that you wanna talk about?" Ragnarok tried to think of something to say when all of a sudden, he felt this pinching pain on his lower back. He decided to ignore it when the pain kept getting harder and harder to bear.

"Yooooouuuuuuccchhhh!" he yelled running out of the water. He ran all the way around the beach and ended up inside the shack screaming his lungs out. Crona was beyond shocked until she heard a voice she would NEVER get tired of hearing.

"What happened Crona?"

Oh Kid…

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