Hundred Word Challenge: #3 Dye
"Grimm!" Puck called. "Grimm, get down here!"
"I'm right here, you moron," she said, standing behind him.
Puck whirled around. "Moron is an ugly term. I prefer 'king' or 'prince'."
She rolled her eyes. "Okay, King Moron. What do you want?"
"Your assistance." He let out a dark chuckle.
"Quit the dramatics."
"I need your help."
Sabrina raised an eyebrow. "The Trickster King is asking for help? I never thought I'd see the day."
"It won't last long," he said through gritted teething. "How do you turn pink clothes white again?"
She smacked her forehead. "What did you do now?"
He looked at her sheepishly while rubbing the back of his neck. "Well, I might have accidentally dyed the Wolf's underwear pink..."
Sabrina suppressed her laughter. "And how did you accomplish that?"
"I went paint-balling yesterday—"
"When you were supposed to be doing your homework?"
Puck nodded. "I got red stains all over my clothes," he continued. "I figured that the old lady would get mad if she found out, and I've already been on a lack of desserts... So I put the clothes to wash. Unfortunately the Wolf's white underwear were already in there..."
Sabrina burst out laughing. "That's just too funny."
"He'll be so ticked when he sees that his underwear are pink!"
"Well," a deep voice said from behind them, "if it makes you feel better, I'm sorry that my underwear were dyed pink, too."
Puck turned to see Mr. Canis looking down at him. The frail man walked away, without another word.
Puck turned to Sabrina, shocked.
"That's all he had to say to me?" Puck asked incredulously. "'I'm sorry my underwear is pink'?"
Sabrina smirked. "You've seemed to forgotten something very important."
"And that would be...," he trailed off, waiting for her to elaborate.
"Mr. Canis is color-blind."
Puck thought for a minute. "So I can dye his things and get away with it?"
"Dye away, freak-baby."
-Cat