He waited for Kurt to leave for his classes before discussing it with Blaine.
"He needs to be taken care of, he's destroying himself." Sebastian said solemnly.
Blaine frowned. "I'm trying my best, Bas, but he's indepentent. I can only tell him to go take a nap so many times."
Sebastian shook his head. "No, not good enough. Kurt needs some real care. He's becoming forgetful, not eating or bathing, and when he does sleep, he usually wakes up to wet sheets."
"Wait, what?" Blaine said. "You mean he's..."
Sebastian nodded. "He's humiliated and doesn't know what to do anymore."
"Well, I can go pick up a mattress cover if that's what yo-."
"No, Blaine. Kurt needs someone to take care of him. Tell him what to do, make decisions for him, make sure he eats and washes. Someone who he can go to for help and protection and security." Sebastian interrupted firmly.
"Well, what did you have in mind?" Blaine sighed tiredly.
Sebastian pulled out his laptop and pulled up a page from the Internet, turning to show Blaine.
His roommate raised an eyebrow. "Your answer to this problem is to make Kurt call us 'daddy' while we have sex with him?"
"What? No! What I'm saying is that we should make Kurt our baby." Sebastian said.
Blaine stared at him incredulously.
Luckily, Sebastian was going to law school and had prepared. "Look. Kurt's worrying about anything and everything and that's affecting his health. We do this, and he'll never have to worry about anything. We can make sure he's eating right and healthy while keeping him feeling safe and happy. Plus diapers for the bedwetting."
Blaine still looked hesitant. "There's no way Kurt would ever agree to this."
"He would if we made him realize what he's doing to himself." Sebastian nodded.
Blaine sighed. "Where would we find any of this stuff anyways? Diapers, crib, adult sized baby clothes?"
"You can buy anything online these days, Blaine." Sebastian smirked.
Blaine sighed and ran his fingers through his hair. "Alright."
Kurt hadn't taken it well at all. Instead of listening to their plea, he had screamed some rather obscene words at his roommates before locking himself in his room.
"Well that went just awesome." Blaine said sarcastically.
Sebastian sighed. "Blaine, I am a lawyer."
"Nooo, you're a law student." Blaine replied.
The ex-Warbler sighed. "Point is, do you think I would handle a case without more than one argument?"
"Didn't you hear him? Nothing's going to work." Blaine sighed.
"I wouldn't be too sure. I have a few tricks up my sleeve." Sebastian shrugged.