Warnings: Non-graphic murder, Villains, mentions of blood, malexmale (non-graphic), a bit creepy
Our Little Secret
They didn't get many chances to be alone together in Arkham Asylum. The Doctors all thought that they shouldn't spend time alone, but well, if they really thought that they shouldn't have made it so very easy start a fight or kill a weak and broken inmate because solitary was theirs.
All they needed was to wait until night and speak oh- so-softly to the guard until he opened the cells and then they would have the night to themselves.
There wasn't much they could do; a lack of supplies and adequate room meant that with enough careful planning and not much movement they could lay on the bed, tangled up in each other.
No matter how much Jonathan complained that it was an unnecessary show of pointless emotions, or how many times Edward would squirm because of Jonathan's sharp elbows, the pair always did this.
Oh sure, outside of solitary the two couldn't be more apart; Jonathan only spoke to the Hatter and the Penguin, while Edward laughed with Harley Quinn and discussed the demerits of humanity with Poison Ivy.
And in their normal cells each night was a game that all played; who could drive the guards out first; through whispers, songs, riddles or taunts.
But it was an open secret that when Edward to play Jonathan at chess, blood would be spilled the next day, and they would disappear to solitary.
It was an open secret, but the others didn't mind because as Harley always said; blood is thicker than water, and water is no fun to paint with.
...Uhhh hi?
Oh gosh I am so very sorry for how long it's been! Life was pretty bad last year and I've only really gotten back on my feet now. That and I'm procrastinating doing my final essay of my university degree.
So this was meant to be another fluffy fic for ZenyZootSuit, but as with all of my requests it went a bit...weird. Probably too much tea and not enough sleep, but oh well~
As always; if you have any requests, please let me know and a super massive THANK YOU to everyone who is still reading, favouriting and reviewing this fanfiction!