Hundred Word Challenge: #29 What?

"Hey, Pinhead," Puck addressed Pinnochio, "Do you remember when you handled the Headless Horseman's head?"

Pinnochio peered up from the encyclopedia he had been reading. "What?"

"You know, in the Book of Everafter...," Puck prodded.

Pinnochio did indeed remember, but he hoped that if he played dumb Puck would leave him be. So he repeated, "What?"

Puck smirked. "Guess being made and stuck from the forest's wooden tree-thingies made your skull thicker than an ant's."

This time it was Puck's poorly made up sentence that drove Pinnochio to ask, "What?"

"Anyway," Puck continued, "I was just wondering if his head felt like it could be eleven percent of his body weight."

Pinnochio awed at Puck's train of thought. "What?"

"Well, I read that the head is eleven percent of a person's entire body weight. I was kinda doubting that theory, considering that Grimm here-" Puck motioned towards Sabrina, who was sitting on the other side of the kitchen table, "-has a head the size of Antarctica."

Sabrina looked up at his comment. She sneered and retorted, "I thought you were allergic to reading."

Puck dismissed her with his hand. "I'm only allergic to reading words."

Now Pinnochio was beginning to wonder if Puck even had a train of thought. In his confusion, his response came out. "What?"

Puck huffed exasperatedly. "Did Saint Nick make you blind? Is that why that's the only thing you can say?"

"What-"

"There it is again!" Puck cried.

'-Is that supposed to mean?' Pinnochio finished off in his head.

"Just speechless in my presence, I suppose," Puck responded.

Sabrina snorted. "Or in the natural aura of disgusting filthiness and stupidity you give off."

Pinnochio didn't think one could have an aura of filth. "What?"

Puck ignored Pinnochio's question. "All I wanted to know was if the darned head was eleven percent of the Horseman's body weight! Is that too much to ask?"

"Ask Pinnochio," Sabrina said.

Puck turned his attention back to the former marionette. "Is it?"

Pinnochio had zoned out during the argument and had lost track on the conversation. "What?"

Puck pushed his chair backwardly. "That's it!" he exclaimed. "You guys are a bunch of falafel waffles."

And then he left.

Pinnochio turned to Sabrina, his expression in itself was questioning.

"He's been spending too much times with Daphne and those chimpanzees," she mumbled before getting up and leaving the room.

"What?" Pinnochio muttered to himself.

-Cat

*snorts* I didn't read this one before. Awesome way to make my Tuesday better! Anyway...Yeah. I'm really, really, really sorry it's been so long. Three months, can you believe it? But I've been busy with two plays...and Cat just sends me the stories. She doesn't ever upload (thanks for the help,Cat!). But hey, I wanted to talk to you guys! Do any of you have Instagram, deviantART, or kik? 'Cause I would love to chat with you! PM me if you want to :)

So..where were we? Oh right.

Last QOTW: What is your favorite movie (and why of course!)?

Best Answer: QotC: Rise of the Guardians, Tangled or Sharkboy and Lavagirl. I don't watch that many movies, but I hope to soon. They were all super cute. Sharkboy and Lavagirl because it's one of the first movies I remember seeing, and because the ending where Sharkboy and Lavagirl held fingers was just really adorable. Plus it's still cool when you get older. Tangled was really funny, and pretty much the only Disney movie with singing and one character is like, "Why's everyone singing?" And the backstory was really sweet (Flynn was in a orphanage and created an alias like his hero's name)...plus the ending was actually pretty cool for a kids film. Also, I saw it at my friend's birthday, and it was a lot of fun, so I associate good memories with it. And then Rise of the Guardians because it was a movie that made me cry (I'm so lame), and the backstories were awesome. Plus Jack seems to be a lot like an angstier Puck, so... -emowriter

(Just a reminder, if I never pick your answer...and you want me to? Well, make your review long! I love long reviews :D)

New QOTW: If you could have any job in the world- no matter how far fetched or untalented for that job you may be- what would it be?

My Answer: I would be what I'm trying to be. I want to be an actress (or singer, if I had to be). I love the spotlight (for the most part) and the only times I feel really, truly alive and happy (at the same time) is when I'm on stage.

-Red