Hey everyone! I'm back for New York! It's was awesome! And in case some of you were confused, I didn't go to New York City, I went to the state New York to visit my cousins. But I still had tons of fun because they live on a lake, so yeah. And they have a really cute dog named Oliver.
Puck: Hey, you're back.
Me: Holy crud monkeys!
Puck: What?
Me: Your face!
Puck: What about it? Is there a scratch on it? I can't have a scratch on my face! It has to be perfect!
Me: Your face... It's so... It's so... UGLY!
Puck: Gee, thanks. You know, normally when people get back from vacation they hug people they missed.
Me: Yeah, but I didn't miss you, plus I think we've established that I'm not normal.
Puck: Well yeah! You said holy crud monkeys! What is a crud monkey?
Me: I have no idea. That reminds me of when I went tubing with my cousin, and we hit a really big wave, and I screamed, "HOLY CRUP MUFFINS!" And my cousin was like what's a crup muffin? And I was like I have no idea.
Puck: Wow. You're even weirder than I thought. In fact you're so weird that you could be in the Sisters Grimm books. Which you don't own in any way. You also don't own your favorite book series Maximum Ride. Which was actually written by James Patterson.
Me: Thank you, Puck.
Puck: Whatever.
Me: You too.
Puck: What?
Me: On to the story!
Sabrina's POV
When we got home we were all exhausted. Puck gently set me down on the couch, then plopped down next to me. He sighed in relief that everything was over, closed his eyes and was snoring in under two seconds.
"Ginger," I called in a quiet hoarse voice. Almost drowning has it's down-sides. Including it sucks. Bad. After I called Ginger's name I saw a flash of ginger fur and suddenly she was sitting on my lap. I looked at the stairs in amazement and saw Era and Chopper slowly coming down.
"Whoa!" I breathed. "Ginger, you are fast!" Ginger wagged her little tail then licked my face repeatedly to show her happiness. After a few minutes Ginger stopped giving me puppy kisses and just settled for sleeping in my lap.
I hesitated but reluctantly looked over to Alice who had lingered by the door. "Thanks, Alice." She looked over to me and smiled lightly. But suddenly her face paled and she gripped the doorknob tightly. "I don't feel so good." Alice stated weakly. She wobbled a bit and just when he regained her balance, she collapsed.
"Alice!" I yelled. I quickly shook Puck awake. "Alice fainted!" Puck bolted upright, looked at Alice for a moment, then darted to her side. I quickly followed him, and knelt down beside Alice when Puck did. I worriedly watched as he placed a hand on her forehead. I looked down at Alice and realized she did not look good. Her face was extremely pale, her hair was plastered to her face due to all the sweat that had accumulated, and she was whimpering like she was having a bad dream.
Puck yanked me from my thoughts when he sighed loudly in frustration. "She has a really bad fever," He said. He sighed again then continued. "This is really bad. It wouldn't usually be this serious but when she collapsed she hit her head on the door. She probably got sick from exhaustion of using her powers too much and too strongly." I starred at him with wide eyes and my mouth wide open.
"What?" Puck asked. "What's wrong? Is there something on my face? OH MY GOSH THERE IS! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!" Puck instantly leaped up with wide eyes. He ran to the bathroom and after a few minutes returned with a mirror.
"Good! There's nothing on my beautiful face." Puck sighed in relief then looked over to me with an eyebrow raised. I was still in shocked and probably just starred at him in wonder for another five minutes. Puck shifted uncomfortably under my gaze, then quickly clapped his hands in front of my face making me snap out of it. "Puck..." I began. "You actually said something smart for once." Puck's face fell and then he slapped himself in the forehead. "Gee, thanks Sabrina. Well, I'm gonna take Alice upstairs because she's probably not going to wake up until tomorrow. But when she does wake she'll still be sick, so we're going to have to take care of her."
He bent down to pick up Alice but right when he did she screamed in pain. Her scream was so blood curdling that the dogs winced in fear then rushed upstairs. I looked down at Alice and realized she was wincing and squirming like she was being stabbed repeatedly. She shrieked bloody murder again only this one was louder and more agonizing. I covered my ears thinking I could take the pain but I quickly fell to the ground afterward and curled up into a tiny ball.
I waited a few minutes then took my hands away from my ears. I looked up slowly at Alice to find find her whimpering in pain. A weakly got to my knees and started standing up. Just when I was about to stand up Alice screamed again. Only this time it sounded like she was being tortured slowly and painfully. I screamed in pain along with Alice, and collapsed on the ground. Just when I thought the pain couldn't get any worse, little dots of black clouded my vision. The dots continued to enlarge until I was swallowed by darkness.
The next day...
"Mm..." I groaned and stretched my arms until I heard a satisfying crack. I rubbed the sleep out of my eyes then sat myself upright. I rolled my head until I heard another crack that felt so good. I took a deep breath and looked over to Daphne's bed to find Alice already wake. But she didn't seem quite... right.
Alice was waving her hands in the air and when she realized I was awake she said, "Sabrina! My BFFL! Did you see those dinosaurs? They are so BIG! I want to keep the blue one and name it Equwada! Can I?" She looked over to me hopefully with wide eyes. Crap! She's using the Bambi Eyes on me! They are a dangerous weapon and should never be used even if you're trying to convince your friend to let you keep imaginary dinosaurs.
Even though I knew she was hallucinating I decided to play along. "Um.. sure you can. But only if I get the black one." Alice's face lit up and she started clapping loudly. "Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you, Sabrina!" I sighed and shook my head.
After that little stunt, Alice started playing with her new dinosaur, Equwada, telling it to fetch invisible objects. Next, she started talking to her pillow about how Puck and I were in love. And after that she started laughing uncontrollably for twenty minutes as I watched her in wonder. Then, somewhere in the middle of her laughing fit, I cracked inside.
"That's it!" I yelled. I quickly threw the covers off of me, hopped out of bed, then stomped out of the room. I went straight to Puck's room and knocked loudly. Well, it wasn't really knocking. It was more like punching the door over and over again.
Well, eventually my punching the door woke Puck up, and he flung the door open angrily. "WHAT THE FREAK IS SO IMPORTANT THAT YOU FEEL THE NEED TO PUNCH MY POOR DOOR TO WAKE ME UP! IT'S TO EARLY GO AWAY!" He yelled. Wow... there seriously was steam coming out of his ears. He seriously isn't a morning person, unless, of course, he pranks me.
"Puck first of all: I was knocking not punching your 'poor door'. Second of all: it's twelve pm, and my third reason: ALICE IS DRIVING MY CRAZY!"
"Why?"
"Puck, Alice is sick. Remember?" I knocked on his head as he tried to remember last night. "Oh yeah." Puck said after a few minutes of hard thinking.
"Yeah," I replied. "And Alice+fever=crazy Alice!"
"I thought Alice was already crazy." Puck said with a confused express on his face.
"Well, yeah but this is different. Alice isn't just crazy anymore, she's insane!" Puck gasped and dramatically covered his mouth with his hand.
"Exactly," I stated. "So I've put up with her for three hours, so now it's your turn."
"Fine," Puck grunted. He sighed then stalked off towards my room. I smirked then headed downstairs to feed the puppies.
Puck's POV
I sighed and headed towards an insane Alice that I would have to endure for the next three hours. I shakily opened the door afraid of what I would find. I peeked my head out to see Alice petting the air and saying, "Good Equwada. Do you want a treat? Well okay, here you go!" She tossed the invisible treat to... Equwada?
"Hey Alice," I said slowly as I walked carefully over to her bed. "How ya feeling?" She looked over to me and all I saw was crazy in her eyes.
"Hey Sebastian!" She slurred then started giggling uncontrollably. Wow. Now I know what Sabrina meant by Alice being insane. "Hey Sebastian!" Alice said again. "Alice loves you, Sebastian! But don't tell her I said that." Who the crap is Sebastian? Alice giggled again then looked towards the closet. HOLY CRAP! HE LIVES IN THE CLOSET! It's the return of Sebastian the Closet Man! He said he was coming after me but I didn't believe him! NO! I don't wanna a muffin! I don't care if the Closet Man says I have to have one! I don't want it! Curse you, Sebastian!
I gulped then hesitatingly walked over to the closet. I gripped the handle tightly then slowly crept it open. And I saw... CLOTHES! Oh. Okay. So my Closet Man spazzem was for nothing. Well that's great! I hate it when I spaz for no reason. Gosh!
I was pulled out of my rant when Alice yelled, "HI PUCK!" Ow! My eardrums have been momentarily busted! "Gosh, Alice! you don't have to yell!" I replied while rubbing my hurt ears. Alice just giggled. "Sorry Pucky-poo. But I really want you to do something for me."
I sighed. Jeez, I don't see how Sabrina could take three hours of this. "What is it?" I asked Alice in a frustrated tone. Suddenly, Alice's eyes started to water and she started to sniffle. Crap! Crap! Crap! "Are you mad at me, Pucky-poo?" She asked adding in the Bambi eyes for effect. "No, no, no!" I yelled, waving my hands in front of me. "Of course not! So stop crying. I'll do what ever you want." Her eyes widen and she suddenly smiled evilly. On crap. I'm going to regret this.
2 Hours Later...
I collapsed onto Sabrina's bed with Alice smiling over me like the devil. "Hey Puck..." She started but I knew what was coming so I quickly cut her off. "No! I will not do anything else for you! I've already cleaned Sabrina's bed room, scrubbed the toilet, fed Equwada, made you chicken noodle soup, told Sebastian that you love him, brought you Era, and let you play dress up with me! That's it!" I took off the apron that Alice had made me wear, threw it on the ground, then stomped on it angrily.
Alice looked down at the crumpled apron then back up at me. When she did I realized that her eyes were watery and that made me feel really bad. "Please Puck? Just one more thing." She pulled the Bambi eyes on me which instantly made me crumple to her will. "Fine," I grumbled. I crossed my arms as Alice climbed into Daphne's bed, smiling uncontrollably.
"Okay. So what horrible thing do you want me to do?" I asked looking at her pointedly. She patted the spot on the bed next to her signaling me to sit down. I sighed, walked over to her, then plopped myself down with a hmph. I forced myself to look over to her, and take what was coming to me. "Pucky, can you read to me?" Alice asked. I starred at her in shock. That was all she wanted me to do? Really? Well, okay.
"No way!" I said but unfortunately Alice gave me the Bambi eyes yet again. "Fine," I grunted. "What do you want me to read?" She pretended to be thinking for a few seconds then yelled, "MAXIMUM RIDE!" Gosh! Not the yelling again! "Okay then. Give me the book." I said holding my hands out.
She leaned over the bed and reached for something that was under the bed. After she shuffled around for awhile she emerged with a whole pile of books. She pleasantly dropped the (20 pound) books in my hands then snuggled into the covers. She motioned with her eyes to the books then back to me signaling me to start reading.
I sighed as I started skimming through the books. "You know I'm only going to read one of these, right?" I asked. I glanced up from the series just in time to see Alice nod urgently with wide eyes. "Okay," I continued. "Which one? The Angel Experiment; School's Out- Forever; Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports; The Final Warning; MAX; or FANG?" Alice stroked her invisible beard as she thought through her 'hard' decision. I heard her mumble stuff about how she like MAX 'cause of the Fax (What the freak is Fax?) but School's Out- Forever was her favorite (I personal like that one because of the name).
After five more minutes of her intense thinking she yelled, "Light bulb! SCHOOL'S OUT- FOREVER!" I liked her choice but I still question her sanity. I nodded in agreement then flipped to the first page as slowly as possible. I took a deep breath then began the horror that is reading.
Sabrina's POV
I checked my watch, and saw that Puck's three hours with an insane Alice were over. Actually, I made him spend an extra hour with her as pay back. I'm so evil! Mwahahaha! Back to the main topic. I sighed, closed my book, and reluctantly got up from the very comfy couch.
I walked up the wooden stairs to my room, but when I reached the door I just stood there for about five minutes. I inhaled deeply, gathering my courage, and then opened the door that led to insanity. I shuffled into my room to find... Puck and Alice laughing so hard they had tears streaming down their faces. "Um... Okay then?" I said, glancing between the two.
Puck was the first to recover from his laughing fit, so he carefully got up from the floor, clutching his stomach. He looked up at my face and then snickered at my expression. "Okay. I give up! What's so funny?" I asked, throwing my hands in the air.
"Maximum Ride," Puck replied in between gasps of air.
"Is that a potato farm?" I asked very confused. Puck expression said it all. And it all was: What the freak?
"No," He said. "It's a book. I read it to Alice and-"
"You read a book?" I gasped throwing my hands to my mouth dramatically. Puck pretended to look offended then continued. "Yeah, I did but it wasn't so bad. It was actually really funny. Seriously. My favorite character is Fang. He's awesomely awesome and super funny. He's Alice's favorite too but only because she thinks he's hot."
"Um.. Okay? So how exactly is it funny?" I asked still slightly confused about the Fang part. Who the crap is Fang? And what kind of name is that? "Just read it, and you'll see," Puck replied, handing me a book with a red cover and the words Maximum Ride School's- Out Forever on the front. I sighed, opened to the first page of the supposedly hilarious book, and began to read.
10 Minutes Later...
After I had read about twelve chapters of the (I have to admit) awesome book I was rolling on the ground laughing so hard I thought I was going to bust a rib. Well, what do you know? Puck was right for once. Wow. I never thought I would ever say that. And so was Alice but she's almost always right. So turns out an insane and sick Alice is a good thing. Never thought I'd say that either. Maybe I'm sick too. Great, just what I need.
Yay! I got the whole gang hooked on Maximum Ride! Yay! And I gave Alice a pet dinosaur! I bet she's very happy. Well, because I forgot to put it at the top I want to let you guys know that I still haven't decided what to do with this story but I'm probably going to continue it and make to new fanfics. Okay bye! Review and I might update faster.
Puck: No, she won't.
Me: Puck! Get back in the basement!