To finally be continued….NOW!
Please don't kill me, guys! I've been soooooooo lazy lately, and I decided that since I was just sitting around the house all day today playing Just Dance 4 and Mario Kart, I should update! Please don't kill me, that will only back fire on you. Plus my boyfriend and his silverware-slinging butler will come for you. (Free cookies to whoever knows who I'm fangirling for.) Anyway… Peach in Wonderland part 2!
Peach was kneeling on the floor of a circular room lined with dozens of doors. In the center of the room was a three-legged table. Peach walked over to the table and picked up the key that was laying on it. She went over to the closest door and stuck the key in the lock, only to find that it didn't fit. "What?" she gasped. "Since when does a key not work on the first door you try it on? What sort of a vide- um…. Key is this?" Peach caught herself before she Broke the Fourth Wall, cuz we all know what happens when you do that! (Free cupcakes to anybody who knows) Exasperated, the Princess tried every other door in the room, but failed to open any of them. She sighed and returned to the table. The top of the table was made of glass, and the light in the room fell just so the glass tabletop illuminated a tiny arrow on the marble floor. Kneeling down, Peach crawled over to where the arrow was pointing, which was a tiny door that she hadn't noticed before. She halfheartedly tried the key, and to her surprise it worked!
Peach tried to squeeze herself through the door, but no matter how many times she hurt herself, she didn't power down and shrink. "Gosh, if only there was a mushroom that would make you smaller….." she said to herself. "Hey, toots." Said a voice. Peach spun around. "Who, me?" She asked to the empty room. "Yeah, look down. I can make you small. Hehehe." Peach took a step forward. "Look down? Where are-" "AUGH OH GOD YOU STEPPED ON ME!" Peach jumped backwards, startled, and looked down. A squished purple and black mushroom glared up at her. "Ew! Why would I eat you? You're…evil…" Peach said. The mushroom sneered at her. "Yeah, but I shrink you down to almost nothing! Hehehe." Peach had a flashback:
"Peach! Peach! PEACH!" Peach looked down to see one of the Castle Toads shrieking at her. He was gradually getting smaller and smaller. "Idio T.! NOOOOO!" Peach screamed, dropping down to her hands and knees. "PEACH HELP MEEEEE!" "Hang on, Idio T.! I'll save you!" "Hey Peach, what's going on?" Daisy asked, entering the room. She accidentally stepped on the miniscule Idio T. "OMG Idio T.!" Peach screamed, pulling her hair out. Daisy stepped away. Idio T. was crushed to a pulp. His tiny voice coughed. "Tell Daisy….I love her….." Daisy gasped. "OH HECK NAW!" she said, stamping repeatedly on Idio T. Peach had the Surprised Gasp Face, and ran away crying.
Peach glared down at the stomped mushroom. "No way. Last time someone shrank in the castle, we had to break out the Face Memes, and I am not doing that again!" The mushroom frowned. "Whatever floats your boat." Peach returned to the table, and put the key down. There was a tiny blue and white mushroom on the table where it hadn't been before. Peach picked it up. The mushroom had a tiny smile and enormous eyes. "Awwwww…." Peach cooed. "I could just eat you up!" The mushroom's smile got tinier and it's eyes got bigger. "Ok. It's settled." Peach said, popping the shroom into her mouth. She immediately began shrinking, and looked up to see that she had forgotten the key on the table. She jumped up to grab it, but she was too small. "Why does this always happen to blondes?" Peach yelled.
Underneath one of the table legs was another mushroom. It was orange with red spots. "Hey, I can make you bigger so you can get the key!" It said. Peach was tired of mushrooms, so she shook her head. "No, I don't need you, I left the door open!" Peach said, pointing to the tiny door that was wide open. The mushroom frowned. "Oh. Well….um….thanks for not eating me, I guess." Peach nodded. "Yeah. Uh….see you around?" The mushroom nodded back. "Sure, sure."
Peach walked through the tiny door into what looked like the garden that she had been sitting in before. Relieved to be out of that weird place, she returned to the metal bench that she had been sitting on. "Toadsworth, I'm back! Toadsworth?" Toadsworth was not on the bench, and his stack of books was nowhere to be seen. "Maybe he went back to the castle." Peach said to herself. She bagan walking in the direction of the castle. However, when she got to the point where Peach could normally see the castle, it wasn't there. Instead, the gardens were in a loop, and instead of the castle, Peach saw the front gates. Beyond the gates, was more of the same garden, ending not in the castle, but in the gates. Peach could keep walking forever and not get anywhere. The Princess suddenly began feeling very afraid. Suddenly, it was like someone had tapped the blue heart on her inner touch screen, and she burst into tears. As she cried, she shrank, and soon she was waist-deep in a pool of water.
"Who are you, sweetie?" said a voice, Peach spun around to see a white squeak wearing a red mask and heels. "I'm Princess Peach, of course." Peach said. The squeak bowed slightly. "Well, I'm Ms. Mowz, world renowned thief. How can I help you?" Before Peach could answer, there was a call from far off. "Ms Mowz! Where are you? It's time for the Caucus Race!" Ms Mowz squeaked in excitement. "Oh good. That's my favorite time of day! Come, Peach, dear. We can't miss the race!" Ms Mowz wrapped her tail around Peach's wrist and pulled her sharply across the water to where a group of birds were standing. There was a Crow, a Cataquack, a Jibberjay, and a Penguin. The Jibberjay piped up when he saw Ms Mowz and Peach approaching. "Look! Look! They are here! Here! Time to race! Race!" The Cataquack tossed the Jibberjay high into the air. "Shut up, Jay. Nobody likes you." It said. The Jibberjay flew off crying. Peach screamed. "It's the Face Memes again!" she started running frantically in a circle. Ms Mowz began running in a circle, too. "Come on, loves. The race has started!"