Avatar: Last Airbender: The Desert

A/N: once again, so sorry about forgetting. I loved Sokka in this episode.

Boomarangmaster has logged on

thewatertribegal has logged on

Epiclistener has logged on

Food-loving-lemur has logged on

Boomarangmaster: yeah! Cactus juice! :) my favourite kind of drink!

thewatertribegal: Sokka, you shouldn't drink anything that you don't know much about.

Epiclistener: uh yeah. I agree with her dude.

Boomarangmaster: WHY ARE YOU ON FIRE TOPH!

Epiclistener: um... make that completely agree...

Food-loving-lemur: yeah. Me too...

Boomarangmaster: GASP HOW DID WE GET IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN!

thewatertribegal: oh boy.

Boomarangmaster: it's a giant MUSHROOM! Maybe it's friendly! Let's go! If it's not friendly, we can eat it!

Epiclistener: um...yeah. I think that's Aang? Also, it's sand Sokka.

thewatertribegal: come on, we'd better keep moving.

Boomarangmaster: Friendly mushroom! Giant mushy friend!

Food-loving-lemur: um... come on Sokka...

Later...

Swords man has logged on

Uncle Heart's Tea has logged on

Swords man: well, so much for taking a break. Uncle.

Uncle Heart's Tea: hey, at least we took care of them! You should look on the bright side of things more often Zuko.

Swords man: what ever.

Boomarangmaster: whoa! Why are you two talking about swollen fish heads!

Swords man: oh. You're on here?

Wait. What?

thewatertribegal: ooh, sorry. Him and Cactus juice don't mix well...

Boomarangmaster: Toph! You have a tree on your head!

Epiclistener: that's Momo dude...

Boomarangmaster: it has birds! They're flying!

Epiclistener: should I even try?

Swords man: I think his brain is ruined beyond repair now... it's even worse than it was before.

thewatertribegal: ugh, tell me about it. You're lucky not his sibling.

Uncle Heart's Tea: see? There could be worse things.

Swords man: now why is it that you never have any friends that don't want to attack you?

Uncle Heart's Tea: hm. Friends that don't want to attack me...

Later...

Epiclistener: wow. Never thought I'd miss the taste of mud.

Boomarangmaster: now why would Yue need Appa? She's the moon! She flys by herself!

thewatertribegal: oi.

Later...

Boomarangmaster: okay...I think I can think straight again...hey look!

Epiclistener: Sokka, what are you doing?

Boomarangmaster: gah! Okay...ew... that tasted like rotten penguin meat! Blegh! I feel woozy. :(

thewatertribegal: you've been hallucinating on cactus juice all day, then you just lick something you find stuck to the wall of a cave?!

Boomarangmaster: I have a natural curiosity.

thewatertribegal: oh for the love of...oh never mind.

Boomarangmaster: ah! It's attack of the birds! Toph! Watch it!

Epiclistener: sorry, I can't exactly tell where they are in the air now, can I!

Boomarangmaster: ATTACK HIYAH!

thewatertribegal: um, Sokka there's nothing there.

Boomarangmaster: ooh...I um, guess my head's not as clear as I thought...

thewatertribegal: what ever. Let's get out of here!

Later...

Swords man: ugh, Uncle, what's taking you so long?

Uncle Heart's Tea: patients Zuko.

Boomarangmaster: pointy pet zadaro's?

Swords man: not this guy again.

Boomarangmaster: I SWEAR my head will be totally cleared tomorrow!

Uncle Heart's Tea: perhaps you have learned your lesson.

Boomarangmaster: yeah, never cheat a bazooka...

Uncle Heart's Tea: hm...

Swords man: I'm logging off before this gets weirder...

Swords man has logged off

Boomarangmaster: why did he send me a hideous lacelander?

Uncle Heart's Tea: he did not... he logged off...

Boomarangmaster: um... oh boy... I hope I didn't cause too much trouble for Katara...

Uncle Heart's Tea: you probably did.

Boomarangmaster: gee thanks.

Uncle Heart's Tea: no problem! :)

A/N: ugh, another short one. Sorry guys. I'll try to do better next time!

R & R please! :)