Bella:
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, holy fucking shit." I hear Edward chanting this as I slowly walk downstairs, my legs still a little wobbly after our morning activities. I just had a shower while Edward was making breakfast, looking absolutely delectable in just some grey sweatpants.
"What's the matter, honey?" I ask as I walk into the kitchen, where Edward has his laptop open.
"Nothing," Edward says, shutting his laptop in record speed.
"What website were you on?" I ask suspiciously. I also hear a gossip channel on the TV in the background.
"Nothing, honestly. Just some boring website," Edward nods, walking over to me and slipping his hands under his t-shirt that I grabbed to wear.
"No," I tell him firmly, grabbing his hands. He's trying to seduce me to make me forget. "Do you want me to look on your history?" I place my hands on my hips and cock my bitch brow. That Rose taught me.
"Really, really, not," Edward's face actually pales.
"So tell me then," I demand firmly. "Or no sex for a month," I smirk, confident I've won now.
"Like you'd last a month," Edward replies confidently.
"More likely than you," I counter, standing firm.
"Fine, but I didn't want to upset you," Edward admits, opening up the laptop. I walk forward and read the article on the screen, shocked.
Actor Edward Cullen bags himself author Bella Swan!
Anyone else been extremely jealous of the mystery brunette Edward Cullen has been featured with more than once? Well, we've solved that mystery. New and upcoming author, Bella Swan, has staked her claim on the actor.
Now, you may ask – like we did – just how exactly, Bella met Edward. Once again, we've solved that for you. Remember Jessica Stanley, Edward's ex-girlfriend who's still in high school? You'd never guess who her teacher was. A certain Miss Swan.
Scandalous, we know.
But, we have even more scandal for you. These pictures. As you can see, Edward is pushing Bella right up against his car as they're caught in a steamy kiss. It's hardly as though they're trying to hide their new relationship. Yes, it may be dark, but flash does exist. Clearly, these two celebrities like the idea of being caught.
Then, there's Jessica. 'I'm absolutely disgusted. Does he not have any decency? And with Miss Swan? My teacher? I trusted her,' says Jessica when we track her down. Maybe the stunt pulled by Cullen and Swan was to show Jessica just how much he was over her.
Don't worry, we'll keep you posted. We're trying to contact Bella and Edward's respective people right now.
P.S. They're probably unavailable because they're too busy carrying on from the pictures!
Underneath the appallingly written article, there are several pictures. Of Edward kissing me as he presses me against his car. Him kissing my neck. Our bodies connected.
"Well," I shrug. "At least their last sentence was accurate."
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