England stared at the huge pile of paper work in front of him that was about to reach the celling and sighed. His boss was never kind enough to give him a break. Not ever.
"If this goes on, I may just die before I can finish half of it. Looks like this is going to be another boring and long week... " England hit his head on the desk and stayed there.
Just then, the phone rang.
England lifted his head and stared at the phone. It was probably America and his prank calls. This time, he decided not to fall for it and started to go through the pile of paper. Work won't finish itself.
Yet, whoever was calling was very persistent and the phone rang for half an hour non stop. Half an hour of ringing was all England could take too. Pissed, England decided to pick up the call, and if it really was America and his pranks, he would kill him.
"Hello, this is England and you'd better have something important to tell me or I am hanging up and coming to your house to murder you." He shot out in one breath as he continued to scan through the contents of the paper work.
"Yo, this is China aru." China greeted, obviously sounding very happy and relaxed. Damn him.
"I don't suppose you called just to say hi, right?" England demanded as he snapped the pencil he was writing with into two. The same thing would probably happen to China if he had just called to say hi.
"Of course not aru! I am calling you to invite you to Zi Jin Cheng (Forbidden City). I am holding a party there tomorrow and I have invited all the other countries aru." China said proudly, after all, the Forbidden City is a very well-known place and also one of his pride and joys.
"Nope." England rejected almost immediately.
"Why aru? This a great offer! Also, it is to celebrate the start of fall, so you have to come aru!" China ordered.
"That idiot America is coming too right? I don't want to spend a day getting annoyed by him when I have other things to do." Like the paper work.
"Aiya, it is just one day! Zi Jin Cheng is very big aru! So you can stay far away from him. You need to relax once in a while, or you will die in that pile of paper work, aru." China persuaded.
England almost jumped, how did China know about his situation? Could he have placed a pinhole camera anywhere?
"Don't bother looking around, aru. I did not place a pinhole camera in your office." China advised as England quickly stopped scanning his room. De... How did China know what he was doing?
"Remember to bring a present when you come. See you tomorrow aru." China hung up after that, leaving the super confused England still holding the phone in his hand.
Sighing, England put the phone down and lay back on his chair. Now what should he do?
"As the gentleman that I am, I could not really reject China's offer, but work is also important to..." England muttered and suddenly, sat up right, "Right then! I will just have to finish all the work tonight! With magic, everything is possible!"
With that, England spent the whole night with his paper work and after several cups of tea, he somehow managed to finish a whole week's work in one day. Exactly what you should expect from him, now the boss can dump more work on him.
Hence, with that determination and sheer hard work, England successfully got on the earliest flight to China, sipping his cup of Earl Grey
"Munchomnomnomn… Yo! China! Thanks for inviting me!" America gave China a pat on the back and cheered with his mouth full of hamburgers.
"Buxie! (you are welcome) But, aru, please do not hit my back with so much force, I am afraid my bones could not take it." China replied America with a helpless smile as America went into the room.
"Da, China kun, you have such a nice place!" Russia came next, and greeted China with a warm smile. China felt a chill down his spine.
"Ah… Thank you aru. Enjoy the party! Also, for safety reasons, please leave that pipe you are holding with me, you can take it back after the party." China replied as Russia gladly handed him the pipe with some lightly visible blood stains.
"You can keep it da, it is your present. I hope you like it da." Russia answered as he went inside the room to join the others, leaving China frozen on the spot.
"Big brother! Come, let's get married, this is the perfect place! I even have the ring ready! Marry me! Marry me!" While China was still freaking out about the pipe, Belarus shouted and charged into the room with a knife, followed by Russia's frantic screaming and some footsteps.
"ANIKI! YOUR FAVOURITE YOUNGER BROTHER IS HERE DA-ZE!" Taking the chance, Korea hugged China from behind and started claiming his breasts as China tried his best to get Korea off him.
"Teacher! Nice to see you again!" Taiwan sipped on her bubble tea happily as she watched the two battling out on the floor.
"Don't just stand there aru! Help me get him off me!" China wailed as Taiwan nodded and started pulling Korea away from China.
"Wow, Germany! They sure are close!" Italy pointed to the trio and exclaimed.
"I am sure that is not the case here. Shall we go and help?" Japan asked.
"Hmm, let's leave them here and just go in, it would be too troublesome." Germany said and stopped a random Italy that was trying to join the trio by the collar.
"Ve…. But it looks so fun…." Italy sighed as Germany dragged him into the room, Japan following behind.
"Oho? It seems that China is in trouble. Nevermind, let me, the master of romance, the lover of all, come and help you!" France popped up with a rose in his mouth and ran to 'help' China. Though China would definitely prefer Korea to him…
Apparently, Korea was not into sharing either, as he kicked France away before he was even able to touch China, "Aniki's breasts are mine! You are not allowed to touch it, da-ze!"
"Since when did my breasts become yours? Aru!" China shouted, still a bit grateful that France was kept away, and Taiwan had finally succeeded in pulling Korea away, along with the help from Hong Kong.
"Teacher, all I did was went to the kitchen to make sure that things were all right and I came back to see this. You really are hopeless without my help." Hong Kong said as he pulled China up, "by the way, If you want your photos of being 'raped' by Korea back, it would be a thousand dollars for one."
"HONG KONG! STOP BLACKMAILING ME! ARU!" China shouted.
"I see you are energetic as always, despite your age." England walked towards then, smiling at the scene.
"Ah! England! You made it aru! Ahh! What is that in your hand? It is so cute aru!" China pounce at the big hello kitty doll in England and hugged it tightly. "Ahhh~ KAWAII ARU!"
Glad that China liked the gift, England looked up, just in time to make eye contact with Hong Kong. Immediately, both of them looked startled and just stared at each other without saying a word, until China pulled Hong Kong into the room, along with everyone else.
England sighed in relief and scratched his head, how could he forget that Hong Kong lives with China? He should not have come after all.
"Ah! England! You are here at last? What are you doing outside alone? Come on! The party has started!" Just as England was about to turn and leave, America ran out of the room and without giving England a chance to say anything, pulled him into the crowd.