"Lavi?", Allen blinked out of surprise. "La..HUH!? LAVI?!".
Allen opened the door and stared at the red-head infront of him. Allen wondered what the jumpy Lavi was doing here.
He only saw Lavi a few times during work, and when they spoke to eachother, Lavi would always be an idiot.
"You're right, the one and only! Hey Allen, I came here to talk to you about something..''.
Allen slowly checked if what he saw was reality. He looked at Lavi from every corner and slapped his own face. Am I dreaming? How would that idiot Lavi even know I moved here? Well. I guess he can be nice sometimes; and for some reason.. also a bit attractive when he smiles.., but I think he's too retarded to know the difference between an apple and a pear.
Kanda happened to pass by and heard the rabbit Lavi talk. Kanda's way-too-far from lateral thoughts popped up when he heard an unfamiliar voice. Is that.. Allen? Kanda froze and found the opportunity to lean against a wall right around the corner, eavesdropping their 'mature' conversation.
Lavi wore light blue converse, white pants and a green V-neck t-shirt with a black scarf wrapped aroun his neck, and noticed Allen staring at him and waved a hand infront of Allen's face. Allen looked at Lavi and blushed because he had not been paying any attention, "H-huh? Talk about.."- were the only words Allen could get out of his mouth before Lavi interrupted him; ''I know I'm handsome, you like what you see?", said Lavi as he posed, pretending he's a bodybuilder and kissed his muscles.
"L-LAVI.., don't do things like that its disgusting!", responsed Allen quickly. Well its not really disgusting but..
"Awh, you really hurt my feelings mr. Walker, am I not good enough for you?~", Lavi kneeled on the floor and cried fake tears, while he placed both of his hands on his chest and continued his 'theatrical play', ; "Now the world is gonna EEEND! Why Alleeen.. why?! I thought you-", Kanda had enough of watching the retarded conversation and moved in the blink of an eye behind Lavi, slapping him on his head with the scabbard of his dearest katana, Mugen.
"WAAAAA..ah..haah..", Lavi screamed out of pain. "That seriously hurt, YUU!". Kanda drew Mugen out of the sheath and pointed it at Lavi.
"Che. Do you want to die? It's Kanda for you. Don't use my first name again, next time I'll kill you; without hesitating", murmured Kanda with a hell of a grumpy glare.
Allen stared at the guy that had popped up behind Lavi. He looked at the whole situation completely clueless and became confused. K-Katana? Feminine guy? Is it even a guy? Girl...? Girl with a male body..huh? He has long hair and.. wears a black shirt. Skinny jeans huh.. well.. he is kind of attractive..- WHOA!? What am I thinking?! Allen placed his hand on his forehead in despair. I'm just hungry, yeah, that's it.
"I'm just very hungry", muttered Allen as he stared at the ground, loud enough for Kanda to hear.
Kanda withdrew Mugen, and stared at the small boy, speechless. "You're, Allen...Allen Walker?", was all Kanda asked.
Allen looked up to Kanda's face and itched his head, while showing a tiny, innocent smile.
''Well, who else could I be?". Eeh, maybe I could get along normally with him. Even though he looks a bit like a woman, it's probably worth more talking to than a stupid rabbit jumping from one place to another at a time; like on work, jeez. So, his name is.. Yuu Kanda?
Kanda smirked and held his hand infront of his mouth, trying to hold his laughter, ''You're so small and skinny, like a bean sprout, are you sure you're Allen Walker and not, 'Bean Sprout?' ''. What's this feeling? Why would I laugh about something so trivial? Che. Why did I even expect something more? ..These thoughts make me sound gay. Snap out of it, KANDA!
Allen's smile vanished in an instant and glared at Kanda with a death threat.
"Kanda.. you might regret calling me a bean sprout". This guy..
"What did you say?", responsed Kanda with a deadly stare in return. This boy..
In the meanwhile, Lavi had already gotten up to observe their conversation and walked a few steps backwards
"Oi.. both of you.. lets just get along..", whispered Lavi while he shaked by the haunted aura that got refracted from their bodies.
Kanda looked away and sighed. ..is so much trouble.
Allen snapped and stared with fire in his eyes at Kanda. "Kanda, if someone should be sighing, it should be me." ..is such a troublesome person.
"Che. Don't be so full of yourself, bean sprout. Either way I sighed 32 seconds ago already, and if you really felt like you had to, you could've sighed whenever you wanted before me". Kanda simply smirked. Ha! My response was so smart-.. wait why am I getting worked up by such an annoying kiddo with such an annoying attitude and such an annoying face within this annoying conversation!?
"What?!", the white haired boy snapped and yelled all kinds of words and complaints behind Kanda. This bastard, I'm gonna make him pay for sure! I'll make him taste every bit of hell as a payback for calling me a bean sprout. He's almost as worse as Cross. I'm gonna.. gonna- wait.. why do I care so much about all this? Many people called me a beansprout before, but this is the first time I ever got this annoyed. Hm. I'm probably just thinking too much because I haven't eaten anything.
Kanda crossed his arms and glared at Lavi, ignoring the bean sprout's intimidating 'attacks'. Lavi got into a sloppy battle stance and froze because of Kanda's deadly stare.
"Anyway Lavi, I was on my way to buy soba noodles. They're 50% off, and you're gonna come with me.", said the Japanese boy with regained self-control. Lavi only dared to nod twice in response, but then looked at Allen. Kanda walked away without even looking at the bean sprout that had gotten tired of yelling out his complaints to Kanda. ''I'm sorry Allen, I'm too young to die, so I'm just gonna.. eehehe.. follow him..", said Lavi as he waved to Allen.
"Lavi, it's alright." Allen smiled and waved back. "Don't die!".
Allen stared to their backs, wondering what turned Kanda in such a fierce demon-like person. Ugh. I need some distraction.
Kanda and Lavi walked next to eachother on the street, which had roads filled with cars since those people probably had to go to work. Some shops were about to open, and some already opened.
A small and chilly morning breeze blew right into Lavi's face, which caused the scarf he wore to fall on the ground.
Kanda grabbed the scarf for him, and returned it.
''Kanda, you were kind of mean to Allen", started Lavi.
"Che, I gave you your scarf and in return you're talking about the bean sprout?". Can't he shut up already?
"B-but Kanda! He seems like a nice guy! He's a bit easy to read.. and for some reason, even yóu were surprised when you saw him!''.
Kanda stared at the ground and felt a very slight blush appearing on his cheeks. W-what's this feeling I'm getting when he talks about the idiot bean sprout?
"Kanda, we started to talk together after like a week, you already spoke to him at the moment you met him!", yelled Lavi.
"SHUT UP! That's for me to decide isn't it?", snarled Kanda in response.
"Alright, alright, and hey! You gotta hear this; I was talking to this girl called Lenalee Lee.., the shop owner of the flower store a few hundred meters away from here, I thought I could flirt with her, but for some reason everytime I tried to talk to her, there was this really creepy guy running after me with a chainsaw! Kanda~ do you think she's possessed?!", said Lavi while he placed his hands on his head and started to shake.
"Possessed? Che. You're such an idiot. I know that guy. His name is Komui Lee, Lenalee's brother, and has a damn sister complex", answered Kanda slowly.
"Komui Lee? HUH?! That Komui Lee?! The famous Komui Lee, head of the Black Order academy, and my boss?!", Lavi looked startled.
"Idiot rabbit. You work there for a long time and know so little? What on earth are you even doing on work? Che. Not like I care"
"Kandaa~.. you're so mean! Please help me talk to Lenalee! Its not fair that you know her and I don't! She's so cute and has damn awesome breasts and and-", Kanda smacked Lavi on the floor with his sheath.
"Shut up, you're loud".
"Uah.. nmag... I'm g-gonna die..", muttered Lavi.
"Che. Get up already idiot, I'm gonna make you carry all the soba".
While they both arrived at the store and had gotten inside, Lavi bumped into Lenalee which was wearing a pink mini dress and long black boots.
"Le..Le-Lenalee?!", Lavi looked at her from top to toe. STRIKE!
"Hey Lavi! It's really youu! What brings you here?~", said Lenalee with a smile.
"Oh uh...Kanda brought me here to buy soba", was his simple response.
"Aah, there he is! Hello Kanda!~", Lenalee pointed at the super annoyed Japanese man staring behind Lavi.
"Yes, Kanda! Oi Kanda, you should say hi-", "No. I should buy soba, idiot rabbit". With these words, Kanda walked away to search the soba.
Che. Such an annoying woman, she cries all the time. Like seriously, I know her ever since she was little and she always came running to me whenever something was wrong. I'm not mr. solve-the-problem.
I got no time to deal with her, I just want to buy soba.
HMM! Next chapter will be longer! When I wrote this, I was really trying to not make it short xD
I'm like.. a person that wants everything to be finished quick quick quick!
Hope you guys like it and uh, yeah xD