A/N: Revision time! I'm soooooo sorry. But I've been kicking my muse for God knows how long, and he still hasn't given me anything. Forgive me? SORRY!
LilyFragrance: Yep! Thank you very much! :D
dewdrop6: Thanks! I don't think it's really epic, but I appreciate the positive feedback!
xxx: Yeah… And I guess it's sorta been an idea of mine that once Platinum finished up Gym battles, she'd move onto contests. I dunno.
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokémon, if I did, I'd screw it up. Badly.
"WHOO! LET'S GO!" Crys shouted, getting down on all fours. Everyone (except Gold) was mortified, but they let out a sigh of relief once they saw that she had shorts underneath.
"Lax! I choose you!"
"Monlee! Let's go!"
"Lax! Use Toxic! Then follow it up with Belly Drum!" Lax quickly spit out orbs of poison, hitting Monlee, who winced. Then, Lax beat his stomach, appearing to be hurting itself, but getting even stronger.
"Quickly Monlee! Sky Uppercut! Then use Mach Punch!" Monlee charged towards Lax then punched him with a lot of strength, then quickly jabbed Lax with another punch, taking down Lax's health a great deal.
"Lax! Use Headbutt!" The huge Pokémon charged at Monlee, headfirst, doing a direct hit to it, and since Lax was under the effect of Belly Drum, it caused massive damage.
'Monlee can't take another hit.'
"Monlee, return! Now, Xatee! Yer turn now!" Crys' Xatu came out, but quickly looked in confusion at her trainer's appearance.
"Use Fly! Then while yer up high use Future Sight!" Xatee quickly took to the skies then her eyes briefly flashed, aiming at a spot. She then dove down at Lax and hit him with great force. Xatee then flew a few feet in front of Lax.
"Wrong move! Lax, use Strength!" Lax quickly moved forward, but as soon as he stopped in front of Xatee, he appeared to be hurt, then fainted.
"What? But how-"
"It seems you've forgotten the effects of Future Sight, senior!" Crys taunted with arrogance.
"I guess I did…" Red scratched his head sheepishly.
Everyone just stared at Red awkwardly.
"Get ready for this Crystal! Go, Aero!"
"Aero isn't going to stop me! Xatee, use Psychic!" Xatee's eyes shot out a pink, psychic beam, directly hitting Aero, but the Fossil Pokémon wasn't affected at all.
"Aero! Use Take Down to get close, then use Hyper Beam!" Aero slammed into Xatee and took no damage thanks to his ability. Aero quickly charged a beam of energy and took down Xatee. Crys looked upset for a moment, but quickly got over it.
"You deserve a nice rest, Xatee." Crys said, recalling her Pokémon.
"Mega! Come out and use Aromatherapy!" Mega released a scent, calming everyone, while healing Monlee at the same time. Crystal noticed that Aero was still resting from the Hyper Beam and took her chance.
"Razor Leaf! Then follow it up with a Tackle!" Mega quickly sent out razor sharp leaves, then trailed them with a tackle, wearing down Aero's health.
"Aero! Take Down then Dragon Claw!" Again, Aero slammed into Crystal's Pokémon, but this time, Aero's feet wrapped around Mega's neck.
'Perfect!'
"Mega! Frenzy Plant! NOW!" Mega released two beams of green energy from his neck, directly hitting Aero. Both Pokémon were exhausted, but Mega couldn't move.
"Aero! Dragon Claw!" Just as Red issued the attack, Mega fainted. Crystal grimaced.
"Take a rest, buddy"
"You too Aero." Red said, recalling his tired, but not yet fainted Aerodactyl.
"Poli, I choose you!"
"Parasee! Come out and use Sweet Scent!" A sweet smelling pink cloud emerged from the Parasect's mushroom as soon as it came out, distracting Poli.
"Quick! Use Sludge Bomb!" Taking the chance as the Poliwrath was distracted, Parasee spit out a huge purple glob of poison at Poli, scoring a direct hit and effectively poisoning the Pokémon.
"Poli! Let's end this quickly! Use Ice Beam!" Poli quickly shot out a see through beam from his hand at Parasee, damaging her greatly, and freezing her in the process. Red grinned. Crystal grimaced, and decided to not return Parasee, knowing it was over already.
"Nice one! Now finish with a Seismic Toss!" Poli nodded his head and quickly picked up the mushroom Pokémon and threw it up high up into the sky. Everyone anxiously waited for the mushroom Pokémon to come down, but nothing appeared. Everyone watched the sky with blank stares, then slowly turned to look at the sheepish looking Poliwrath.
"…Senior Red?" Gold asked, looking back and forth between the sky and Poli.
"Yeah, Gold?" Red responded, completely calm.
" Wha-how the hell do you train your Pokémon?"
"Oh, it's simple really, you see I-"
Their conversation was interrupted by the sudden landing of Parasee.
"…Return" Crystal bluntly said, looking crestfallen.
'Senior Red is too good, but I have to stay strong! I need to impress my idol so then he'll train me…maybe.' Crys looked up and stared into Red's eyes with determination.
'Eh? What's up with Crys?' Red thought, staring back at Crys with wide eyes, freaked out by her flaming eyes that seem to be glaring at him. Crys then suddenly pointed at him then took a big breath.
"JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE, SENIOR! I'LL TAKE YOUR TEAM DOWN!"
'Hopefully…'
"Let's kick butt! Archy! Come out and use ExtremeSpeed, then follow with Bite!" Archy came out of his Poke Ball and charged at Poli at a lightning fast speed, then bit him hard. Seeing Red being caught off guard for 'unknown reasons', Crys wasted no time in bombarding Poli with attacks.
"ARCHY! LET'S GO ALL OUT!" The result of Crys' unexpected call, and Red's dumbfoundedness was an Ember and Flamethrower barrage, an ExtremeSpeed followed by Bite, and a Flame Wheel to top it all off. Plus, due to the poisoning of Poli, the tadpole Pokémon fainted.
"YEAH! SHOW THEM HOW IT'S DONE!" Crys shouted in victory, paying no heed to everyone else's looks of disbelief.
"S-sorry Sa-Crys. I guess I was caught a little off guard there." Red said sheepishly.
'With those eyes of hers, who wouldn't? THEY WERE ON FIRE.'
"Ok. Crys, I'm not going easy on you! Vee! Let's take them down!"
"Archy, get ready! That Espeon is quick!" Archy nodded at its trainer and quickly prepared for whatever would happen.
"Vee! Psychic!" Vee shot out a psychic beam from his eyes, but because of Archy's anticipation for the attack, it just missed.
'That Psychic is way stronger than Xatee's, gotta be careful. One hit and it's already over.'
"Nice one Archy! Now get in there and use Bite!" Archy quickly sprung forward and bit Vee, who in return howled in pain.
'A critical hit hmm…'
"Quickly Vee! Use Morning Sun!" A bright light shone down on Vee, healing his injuries.
"Archy! Use Flame Wheel!" Archy quickly charged at Vee, looking light a firey cannonball. Crys grinned, as Red didn't order Vee to do anything. But then just a few seconds before Archy collided with Vee, Red smirked.
"Psychic." Red simply said, and Archy was down in a flash.
"Ya did good Archy, you even took down Poli! Take a rest buddy." Crys said, returning the disappointed looking Pokemon. Crys took a deep breath and faced Red, looking even more determined.
"Bonee! Yer turn now!" The lonely Pokemon let out a cry once materialized from its Poke Ball.
"Use that new technique we practiced!" Crys shouted, desperate to beat the powerful Espeon. Bonee nodded in acknowledgement and went to work. He first got ready with a Focus Energy. Bonee then used Bonemerang, and as it was coming back to him he hit Vee with a False Swipe. Bonee caught the bone then proceeded to use Bone Club and Bone Rush, taking down Vee's health by a great deal, as Red wasn't able to think of something due to Bonee's speed.
"Vee! Return! Saur! Let's do this!"
'Crap, he just had to use Saur. There's no point in switching to Monlee, since he only has about one fourth of his health…'
"Bonee! Same plan-"
"Saur! No time to waste! Sleep Powder! Then ready a SolarBeam!" Saur launched a seed that exploded sleeping powder over Bonee, effectively putting him to sleep. Saur then started to take in the sunlight shining radiantly in the open field. Crys hung her head, knowing her end was coming soon.
"Don't give up Crys! You can still- Oof! Silver? What was that-" Silver covered Gold's mouth then shook his head and pointed to the radiant beam gleaming from Saur.
"Release it now!" The center of Saur's flower glowed brightly, then shot out a beam of light, directly hitting Bonee, making him faint.
'I guess that's it…'
"Thanks for the battle, Senior Red!" Crys shouted, giving a fake smile.
"E-eh? Don't you still have Monlee left?"
"Yeah but, just one attack from ya would've knocked him out and I don't want him to be damaged any further."
"Of course, Crystal."
"According to my watch, it's about two hours until the time that the contest will start." Platinum commented.
"Gah! You're right! We gotta get going!" Ruby shouted.
"You're right, shall we go everyone? I suggest we walk together, since it's not that far, and so we can spend more time together." Sapphire added.
"Aww, do I really have to go?" Crys whined then stared at Ruby with wide eyes. Everyone turned to look at her clothes, then Ruby, who had a mischievous look in his eyes.
"NOT WITH THOSE CLOTHES YOU WON'T! COME OVER HERE! CRYS-dodge-GET-dodge-BACK-dodge-HERE-dodge-DAMMIT! I NEED TO TAKE YOUR MEASUREMENTS!" Ruby yelled, running after her, dodging all of the sticks and stones that she threw at him.
"Wah-? Measurements? …HEY RUBY WAIT UP! I'LL HELP!" Gold shouted, running after the both of them.
"So…" Red started
"Let's go?" Emerald finished.
"W-will they be able to catch up?" Blue asked.
"…They will." The rest of the male Dex holders responded.
Fail attempt to put humor into a battle scene. Oh well! Review please!