Chapter 2 Behind the scenes with team Asuma
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Shikamaru and Chouji were at Yakiniku Q restaurant Chouji as always was eating pork bbq, they still haven't notice the cameraman near the entrance filming.
"Another episode done" Shikamaru said while writing something on paper.
"Yeah pretty soon you and Asuma sensei are going to fight those guys from Akatsuki" Chouji said while taking more pork.
"I really don't get why the director wants Asuma sensei to die I mean he's a cool jounin I guess I will never understand"
"Maybe the people hate him you should take a look at the character rating percentage I think he's in a very low rank"
"Yeah that would probably be it" he finally notice the cameraman" hey who are you were done for the week?"
"Don't mind me I'm just shooting this for the author who should pay me enough to do this job "he mutters the last part.
Shikamaru sighed" more cameras troublesome no privacy for us whatsoever"
"So Shikamaru have you finally done writing that love letter for Temari?"
"CHOUJI" he shouted while blushing and the cameraman chuckle he sighed" thanks Chouji for telling that I like her"
"But it's pretty obvious that you do I think everyone knows especially the Shika/Tema fans"
"Yeah I don't mind with those stories but they should take out those stories when they pair me up with Ino I don't like her she's too troublesome I can't imagine a future with her"
Chouji chuckle and continued eating his bbq pork while Shikamaru continued writing his love letter for Temari he took a sip from his green tea, Chouji paused on his eating while looking at himself and look back to his friend.
"Hey Shikamaru I've been thinking maybe I should go on a diet"
Shikamaru choke on his green tea while spitting some he continued choking because he just heard the most shocking thing ever, once he got back to normal he stare at his friend with shock.
"Did I just beard right you….want to go on a diet okay who are you and what have you done with Chouji?"
"Hey it's me I'm just saying that maybe I should lay off on the food I'm concern for my health you know"
Shikamaru couldn't believe what he just heard his friend Akimichi Chouji who had a passion for eating was actually thinking of going on a diet it was impossible to believe.
"Chouji you have said it over a dozen times in the show you are not fat you're big bone and you need to stay like this because the director wants you to stay in that shape you are now"
"I know but also because the Akimichi clan's jutsus are base on being fat but I guess it was wishful thinking from my part" he started eating again.
(Oh boy Chouji going on a diet that's impossible hell freezes over if that ever happens)
Just then Ino enter the restaurant Shikamaru and Chouji sighed when she went to them the camera man began filming her and it wasn't long before he was only focusing on her chest, the blond girl notice and growl at him with intent to kill.
"Hey pervert my face is up here"
"Sorry but this camera is a little old when I'm pointed up it looks like its being focused on the middle portion of the body" he said in a tone that sounded very truth which it wasn't.
"Bullshit" she spat she look at her two teammates" hey who the hell is this guy I thought we were done filming this week's episode?"
"Some guy that the author hire to so they could see how we act when the show is over" Shikamaru said.
She sighed while sitting next with them" great there goes my privacy"
The three stood quiet while Ino sighed she brought a bag that have lots of letters, Shikamaru and Chouji knew what was going to happen next it was always the same every time they show was over.
(Troublesome here we go again)
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"Shikamaru Chouji do you guys think I'm pretty?"
"Is that a trick question?" Chouji said trying to be positive.
"Come on you guys be honest I'm I pretty?"
Shikamaru sighed" Ino we have been through this already yes you are pretty so stop asking us already you sound like a broken record its always the same when the show is over complaining if you're pretty or not"
"Then why I don't have a boyfriend?"
Both slap their foreheads.
"Ino stop thinking about that already give it a rest will you you're becoming more troublesome than normal"
"But you guys take a look at some of the fan mail I received check this out dear Ino you're gorgeous, Ino I love you will you marry me, Ino you're the hottest kunoichi in Konoha, to hell with Sakura and HInata you're the goddess of hot, Ino will you bear my children hey wait a minute this letter is from some monk name Miroku send all the way from feudal Japan his wasting his time if I'm going back in time to see him and I also don't have a well where I can go back to the past so he's out of the list to have for a boyfriend"
(Somebody please shoot me now) Shikamaru thought.
(I wish I had a heart attack) Chouji thought.
"See if I have so many fan boys then why the hell am I single maybe I will have more luck if I became a lesbian, forget it I'm not gay although I want to kill some of the fan fiction writers who writes gay stories of me and Sakura sick perverts, and also I want to kill all those Shika/Ino fans for crying out loud I don't like him I hate lazy ass ninjas I rather die a thousand times before having him as my boyfriend"
"My thoughts exactly" Shikamaru said.
"The same goes for those writers who write stories about me and Chouji being a couple that is creepy"
Chouji almost choke on his bbq pork" WHAT….no way they are stories like that?"
"Yes Chouji I know it sounds impossible but it's true but you know what are the stories I hate the most, the ones when I paired up with that guy from Akatsuki the one who stole my hairstyle what was his name again?"
"Deidara" Shikamaru said.
"Yeah him I talk to the director before the beginning of Shippuden and I told him about the idea of my new hairstyle and out of nowhere that psychopath bomber came and steals my idea for a cool hairstyle if I find him I'll will shove his explosive clay up his ass"
"If I can make a suggestion" the camera man said getting the attention of the team" I think that you are very attractive Ino and you're outfit is very sexy too"
"Thank you for the compliment another reason to ask why I don't have a boyfriend"
Chouji bag his head on the table while Shikamaru was praying to Kami so he could kill him and escape this horrible torture.
"Well you guys agree with him right? About my outfit being sexy"
"I'll say Ino in reality beneath your purple skirt you're wearing a fish net for underwear" Shikamaru said.
Ino blush crimson hearing that while the camera man lower his camera beneath her skirt to prove if it was true but Ino kick him on his nuts sending the poor guy on his knees feeling the horrible pain.
Both Shikamaru and Chouji flinch in pain.
(Ouch I felt the pain) Chouji thought.
(Sucks to be him) Shikamaru thought.
Ino grab Shikamaru with intent to kill him" SHIKAMARU WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAID"
He gulp feeling her killer intent" nothing"
"Yeah that's what I thought" she put let go of him while growling (so what if I wear fish net for underwear Anko sensei wears it all the time)
Suddenly Gravenimage enters the restaurant and gasp seeing his camera man down holding his hurt package.
"Oh man you okay were not done yet filming this segment"
Ino's eyes lit up and blush looking at him" hey you must be the author of the story"
He gulp while looking at the down cameraman" yeah but you're not going to kick me in the balls right"
"Only if you're a pervert" she grins evilly.
"No of course not" he sweat dropped (it will be best not to say a word to her about my taming two hearts or breaking one story)
"Want to go out with me?"
Gravenimage blink in surprise" you're asking me out yeah sure"
"Okay…hey wait a minute how old are you?"
He sweat dropped" um…twenty six"
"Older but what the heck let's go" she took his hand taking him out of the restaurant.
"YEAH I'M GOING ON A DATE WITH INO" shouted a happy Gravenimage.
Shikamaru and Chouji sighed in relief.
"She's finally gone I thought she will never leave" Chouji said.
"At least she will stop complaining about not being pretty or having a boyfriend I can finally live in peace"
"Ouch my groin" the cameraman said.
"Hey if you don't like this job they are still looking for a cameraman at girls gone wild" Shikamaru said.
His eyes lit up in pure hope and joy" really?"
"No just messing with you sucker"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
"I guess that's a wrap for today" Chouji said.
To be continued
Another chapter done in the behind the scenes series please review and does anybody knows how to delete reviews because somebody who hasn't written a single story probably because he doesn't have any writing skills gave me a major flame and my ultimate fire extinguisher doesn't work why did I bought it in Ebay. Anyway I'm really happy because my date with Ino went smoothly she's so cool to hang with I don't know why Shikamaru says she's troublesome I guess I will never understand him.
Form out of nowhere Ino charges at me and tackles me to the floor.
"Ah Ino what are you doing I'm too old for you we can't do that but I don't mind if you want to" I said with a perverted smirk.
WHAM
She punched me in the head making a huge lump to appear at the top of my head.
"YOU PERVERT I check your writer profile at the fan fiction site you wrote a story with lemons you know Naruto, Sakura and Hinata that last chapter you wrote was sick you give a new meaning to the word pervert"
"Ino just because I write a lemon story that doesn't mean I'm really a pervert" I gave her an innocent look.
"Really well during the whole time on our date you were only staring at my chest and you were trying to look beneath my skirt.
"So what I got curious about you wearing fish net underwear"
WHAM
Another lump appeared on my head.
"I should called you the king of perverts I read all nineteen chapters of your taming two hearts or breaking one story"
"Really so you read all of them I'm still working on the chapter with the most lemons but it seems I'm not the only pervert here did you get any ideas when reading the story ideas that you might want to try on me" I gave her another perverted grin.
WHAM WHAM WHAM
I have now five lumps on my head and Ino started strangling me.
"That's it see you next chapter…..if I live"
"Yeah if you live you pervert"
"SOMEBODY SAVE ME FROM THIS CRAZY KUNOICHI"
Next chapter: Behind the scenes with Sasuke and Hinata