Brittany was heading back to school after Christmas. Things had been a lot better now she had best friends. Brittany, Santana and Quinn had been inseparable since mid-term vacation. The trio had enjoyed the attention from boys and girls alike, and loved it.

She arrived at school that morning and headed straight to her locker she punched in her combo and opened the door. The interior had changed a lot since her second day, the magnets held up photos of her and her friends, the pen pot now held more make-up than pens, a mirror had been attached to the inside and several cute notes and pictures were scattered around the inside of the door. She was re-applying her lip gloss when Quinn came up beside her,

"Hey Brittany!" Quinn gave her a hug, "great to see you again, I missed you."

Brittany smiled, "I missed you too! How are things?"

"Good, Good," Quinn smiled happily, "Coach Sue is enforcing a mandatory Cheerios practice nearly every night due to Regionals being next week. And a little birdie told me that a certain sophomore named Adam has the hots for Brittany S. Pierce."

Brittany giggled slightly, "I don't care about Sue or birdies, I want to know about you!"

"Well…" Quinn seemed to be avoiding a point, "Don't judge but I was thinking about joining a new club." Brittany looked at her intrigued. Quinn continued, "You know I'm a Christian, and I'm all for abstinence." Quinn blushed as she struggled to explain.

"Spit it out!" Brittany encouraged.

"I want to join the Celibacy club, but it might be bad for my reputation." Brittany had no idea what celibacy meant (maybe a type of pizza?) but she knew Quinn wanted her advice.

"Look, Q," Brittany said, "as head cheerleader you could make the A/V Club cool. But if you're really worried, I'll join with you, and I'm sure Santana will too."

"Really? That would be great, Britt, you're the best." Just then Santana came up, and started to say,

"Two words for you Noah Pucker…"

"Celibacy club!" Brittany interrupted, "We're all joining."

That night, Brittany went round to Santana's, and as the two sat enjoying their take-out they talked,

"Santana, what's a celibacy?"

Santana stared at Brittany for a bit in absolute confusion, "weren't you listening in health class?"

"No, I was texting Lord Tubbington… he needs to be educated too."

Santana stared at Brittany a moment longer and then said, "d-do you want me to talk to you about it?"

"I just want to know what celibacy means."

"Oh," Santana seemed relieved, "It's like abstinence."

Brittany didn't know what that meant either, "Is that a breed of dog?"

Santana shuffled nervously, "No, it's when you don't have sex until you're married."

"Oh," Brittany frowned, "why would anyone want to do that?"

"I don't know." Santana agreed.

"I don't want to go to the Celibacy Club now." Brittany was totally put off.

"Brittany Pierce you can't jump ship like that!" Santana gasped in mock surprise.

"Well you knew what it was, you didn't have to agree."

"Well I'm not going to remain celibate, club or no club." Santana explained, "and you don't have to either."

"w-what about Quinn?" Brittany asked.

"She knows that not everyone in the club will stick to the 'oath'," Santana said, "trust me."

"I trust you." Brittany smiled.

"Britt," Santana asked, "Are you a virgin?"

"No. Are you?"

"No."

The two sat for a while in a slightly awkward silence, deep in thought.

After much deliberation nearly the whole cheer squad joined the Celibacy Club; Quinn was instantly elected president, and the news soon spread.

"Have you heard?"

"The whole team"

"Every single one…"

"They've all joined."

It didn't take long for the sign-up sheet to be full, (mostly with football players.) Everyone wanted to join.

The group sat at the first meeting and started with a prayer. Then they got down to business,

"Welcome to the celibacy club," Quinn spoke to the entire club, "I have come up with a new format that will benefit this club well. Boys please go to room 52b and continue there, then at half past we can re-convene and share our faith." The boys left the room, Brittany noticed a selection of very cute football players, and Quinn seemed to be making a similar observation. The rest of the meeting was more fun than Brittany expected, "celibacy is all about respect to yourself and our lord," Quinn began, "but dating is all about experimentation and fun."

"Puckerman is looking super fine," Santana replied, "I'd let him experiment on me." Brittany giggled along with her friends, this wasn't so bad.

AN: I'm going to wait a couple of days until posting the next Chapter. Thanks for all who read and reviewed.