Chapter 3 Behind the scenes with Sasuke and Hinata
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
Authors' notes: WARNING this chapter contains spoilers from recent manga chapters so read at your own risk.
Uchiha Sasuke was sitting in the grass looking at the small lake he was of course wearing his shippuden sound uniform which he actually hate it but it was all what the director told him. He sighed while gazing at the lake that's when he noticed someone next to him; he didn't look who it was because he already knew. Hinata sited next to him giving him a small smile while he stood quiet just looking at the lake, that is until she glare at him and he started laughing.
"You should see your face it was priceless"
Hinata punch him on his shoulder while the Uchiha rub his hurt shoulder and she stop looking at him ignoring him while he sighed.
"I was just kidding Hinata come on line up can't take a joke"
She childish stuck her tongue at him" you know the show is over so there's no need to act to your role of being a jerk"
"I know that's why I'm happy I can't finally stop acting like an ass and a coldhearted bastard do you know how hard it is for me to act like that when I have so many friends I mean everyone from Konoha including Naruto, Sakura, Lee and especially you Hinata my best friend I still don't know how to act like that it hurts me a lot"
"Just be glad that that this week's episode has been finish I just don't know why would the director wants me to get ready for the show when I'm not even supposed to be in it for crying out loud I only show up at episode 33 and I won't show up again for Kami knows when"
"Yeah the same thing with me why should I get ready for an episode when I'm not going be in it and I already did my big entrance back at episode 50 and I won't be appearing for another…." he started counting with his fingers" I will be appearing soon according to the manga after the Hidan and Kakuzu arc I will appear to kill Orochimaru and continued my boring mission to avenge my clan"
"You said it Sasuke-kun according to the manga but you should know by now that the director of Shippuden is a real idiot because he's going to be putting fillers and it wouldn't surprise me if he putts more fillers after the Hidan and Kakuzu arc so you won't be appearing again for quite a while"
"Yeah I forgot about that life's a bitch"
"I agree"
"So….um Hinata if the show is over for the week why is there a cameraman hiding behind that tree?" he took a quick glance at the nearby tree where the cameraman was hiding filming.
"So you noticed him too well Naruto-kun told me that there was a cameraman doing some work for an author and he wants to see how we act when the show is over but I'll be honest that author has nothing better to do than to invade our private lives"
"There goes Konoha's privacy anyway so how've you been doing trying to conquer Naruto's heart" he chuckle.
"You're so funny Sasuke-kun you should know I don't see Naruto-kun like that it's true that I have dated him before in real life but I like him as a friend that's all kissing him is like kissing my brother"
The cameraman was shock and he felt from the tree branch he was seated.
"Hinata not so loud don't forget that they are a LOT of Naru/Hina fans if you don't want to disappoint them I mean come on have you visited that fan fiction site they are so many Naru/Hina stories and they are quite good you should check it out"
"I already visited that site and yes the stories are good I like reading them but the truth is I don't love Naruto-kun I only like him as a friend"
"The Naru/Hina fans are going to angry if they find out after all you and Naruto are the most popular couple in the series"
"Yeah I know about that but have you also check the stories when they pair me with you Sasuke-kun?" her cheeks blush a little.
"Oh yeah I have read some of those stories not bad I guess but they aren't so many of those compare to Naru/Hina"
"But they are still good however they are so many perverts out there I mean I have also seen those dirty books that they made about me it's so disgusting what are they called?"
Sasuke blush while coughing" I think they are called hentai doujins"
"Yes those they are so many about me and they always draw my breast so big I don't have big breast look Sasuke-kun" she started touching them while jiggling them.
Sasuke hold his nose bleed while the cameraman failed miserably and had a huge nose bleed.
"That's enough Hinata the cameraman just got a nose bleed and he's drooling so stop shaking your chest"
"Okay but I made a point right I'm not that big breasted"
"It can't be help Hinata if they are so many doujins about you, you are one of the most popular characters in the series you have a lot of fans I bet you have tons of fan mail"
Hinata blush thinking about the idea.
At the Hyuga compound Hinata's room was overloaded with fan mail it wouldn't be long before the room explodes from having so many letters.
"I guess you could say that I feel a little embarrassed about that but I don't like my character I hate to be shy and its getting old that every time I see Naruto-kun I have to blush and faint it's frustrating"
"Yeah you are anything but shy I feel the same way about you and you think that's bad check some of my fan mail" he gave a couple of letters" eighty percent of the mail either they want Naruto to kill me or they want me to get blind for using the magenkyou sharingan this is what I'm talking about the world hates Uchiha Sasuke and I can't blame them my character is cold and evil and now especially that I'm supposed to get revenge on Konoha and after kidnapping the borhter of the Raikage I'm about to become a dangerous criminal in the ninja world"
"Um…Sasuke-kun careful you're saying spoilers from the manga" Hinata whisper.
"Who cares they read the manga they should know and with all of this they are going to hate me even more I hate my role so much I am sick of being an avenger it won't bring anything but pain nothing good comes from revenge nothing" he sighed in relief" I feel so much better after saying that and also for the Sasu/Saku fans I DON'T LOVE SAKURA I mean they read the manga so why would they get the idea that I would end up with her for crying out loud she's spending more time with Naruto and she loves him in both real life and in the show I will never understand fans"
"I agree Sasuke-kun the same goes with me and Naruto-kun there's has been two times since I have seen him in the manga in chapter 280 and then there is the arc when we hunt for Itachi and you but for crying out loud I only told him let's do our best Naruto-kun we didn't said anything else and the people think we have a high chance in getting together but then again it wouldn't be call fan fiction for nothing right"
"Right I think I have a better chance at dying then finding someone to love" he said in a depressed tone.
"Sasuke-kun don't say that I'm sure you will find someone to cherish and love you deserve happiness too"
"With my role of the coldhearted avenger who wants Konoha to feel his pain and is now being hunted down by cloud village I don't think so loneliness and sorrow follows my path"
"Sasuke-kun you're acting your role stop it just act your true self the funny social kind Sasuke I'm sure you will find that special someone someday and who knows maybe she's closer than you think" she finish while blushing Sasuke didn't notice it but the cameraman did and he was shock.
Hinata check some of the fan mail" Sasuke you're an emo bastard go to hell wow if this a fan letter I don't want to see a flame letter to you" she check another" Sasuke you're gay and Orochimaru's bitch ouch that so mean and cold"
"There you have it an idea of my great fan mail it really cheers me up to read it I feel so alive" he said very sarcastic.
"First of all Sasuke-kun you're anything but gay and emo you are very kind and good hearted person and I am very proud to have you as my best friend"
He smile" thanks Hinata you always know what to say to me"
She giggle while hiding the blush on her cheeks.
The cameraman was filming the whole thing with a wide mouth he was really shock at the sight he didn't notice that Gravenimage was next to him looking at the two ninjas.
"Who would thought that those two are best friends in real life and now I think they look so cute together"
"You should pay me more for this job"
"I'll pay you with some Hinata doujin" I smirk while the cameraman got a nose bleed and nodded.
"Deal"
"Good now oh wow I can't believe I'm looking at Hinata-chan she is so cool that's it I have to get her autograph" he then went to the two.
"Hey Hinata-chan" Gravenimage said happy while trying to avoid staring at her chest (WOW they are bigger in person)
"Yes and who might you be?" Hinata said.
"I am Gravenimage the author of this story it's truly an honor to finally meet you Hinata-chan I am one of your biggest fans you and Sakura are my favorite characters from the show"
Hinata blush" thank you it's great to meet a devoted fan"
"Can you give me your autograph please" he said while giving her a pen and a autograph book.
She giggle while taking the pen and book" why not I just can't say no to a diehard fan to my dear fan Gravenimage keep fighting for your goal best of wishes Hyuga HInata there here you go"
He had anime tears" thank you so much I will cherish this wonderful treasure for the rest of my life"
"Hey how about an autograph from me?" Sasuke said but he glare at him making him sweat dropped (great another devoted Sasuke hater)
"Nah just kidding here Sasuke" he gave his book and pen and the Uchiha gave him his autograph.
"Thanks Sasuke oh is it true are you going to marry Orochimaru?"
Sasuke was petrified into a stone statue while Hinata burst out laughing hard Sasuke turn back to normal while glaring at the author.
"That was a very rude joke you just made I should kill you" he said in a cold tone acting like his character.
"You're kidding right?" he said scare.
Sasuke started laughing" yeah just kidding it was a funny joke I mean Orochimaru is a hundred percent gay he's a Michael Jackson reject"
"Like I didn't know about that" he said sarcastic.
The cameraman went to the trio and he was focusing on Hinata's chest she glare at him while clearing her throat.
"Excuse me but my face is up here"
"I'm sorry but this camera is old if I'm pointing it too high it looks like I'm filming the middle portion of the body that's why I need to point it to middle section" the cameraman said which it was a very obvious lie while Gravenimage sweat dropped along with Sasuke.
"BULLSHIT" Hinata shouted angry while doing her gentle fist stance.
"EIGHT TRIGRAMS SIXTY FOUR PALMS"
She beat the living crap of the cameraman while he fell unconscious and Gravenimage freak out while heading next to him.
"OH MY KAMI please wake up I need you man to do the rest of the show looks like I will need a new cameraman"
"Pervert serves him right"
(Is that how she treats perverts looks like I will definitely keep my secret of collecting Hinata doujins) Sasuke thought.
(Okay my mouth is shut about reading Hinata doujins) Gravenimage thought.
"Hey by the way Gravenimage your name is based on that Sonata Artica song right?" Sasuke said.
His ears perk up" yeah that's right why do you know Sonata Artica?"
"Of course I that's my kind of music I love power metal"
His eyes turn into stars" Sasuke I just gained new respect for you, you have become one of my favorite characters you're cool"
"Thanks you don't know how much it means to me"
"Um….Sasuke-kun let's go to someplace to eat" Hinata took his hand" bye Grave-san"
"Yeah bye" he wave them goodbye with a big smile" that was so cool"
"Hey I need some help over here" said the cameraman.
"Well you had it coming for being a pervert"
"You're one to talk"
"Yeah but I don't show it like you always focusing on her chest"
"I was going to ask her if she wanted to be part of girls gone wild"
He sweat dropped" you really are obsessed with that you are a worst pervert than Jiraiya"
"Just shut up and get me to a hospital"
"Yeah yeah but while you're in this condition I'm going to need a new cameraman maybe I will find myself a woman okay that's a wrap"
"Finally" the cameraman muttered.
To be continued
YEAH WOOHOO I got an autograph sing by Hinata and I also got one from Sasuke but Hinata is way better anyway tune in for the next segment of behind the scenes remember to review and NO flames since I don't know how to erase the big flame I got from a no writing talent person this is Gravenimage saying farewell.
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