"What the hell do you guys want?!", nagged Kanda. He took his coat off and placed it on the blue armchair, together with Mugen. "Why are you even in my home? GET OUT! I don't ever recall giving you people permission to enter. You'll only turn everything in a mess!"
It was already the end of the week, Friday. Kanda had finished his very first school week, most of the time irritated. He ran into a few minor problems though, with his creepy aura. There were complaints about Kanda, that he was too scary and like the devil itself.
"Yuu-chaan~ is it trueee? Is it true that you like Alleeeen?~". Lavi jumped on Kanda's couch and made himself at home. "Wew, it feels like I haven't been here for ages".
"Maah Kandaaa, who's Allen? Tell me all about him! PICTURES PLEASE~!", Lenalee sat down next to Lavi. She grabbed the decoration that was on the table to inspect it. The decoration was a little statue of a white dragon. Lavi rubbed his face against the pillow that was on the couch. "So soft...", he muttered.
Kanda stopped his actions out of surprise because of what the two asked. Me? Like the bean sprout? Che. No way in hell. He's constantly making me feel weird. He's a guy, so am I, there's no way- "Like the bean sprout? No chance. And I never told you you could just invite yourself and make yourself at home! DON'T DIRTY MY STUFF LAVI!", he snarled when he saw Lavi drooling on his pillow. "Che. I don't wanna clean again!"
The annoyed Japanese boy got hold of his katana, drew Mugen out of its sheath, pointing it at Lavi. "You're going to die if you don't stop that shit. It's disgusting".
"Stop it Kanda! We're just curious! I know you're lying Kanda, just tell us the truth already~", Lenalee pushed.
Kanda snapped. His demonic, irritated aura filled with icy hatred came free. It's already worse enough that I can't even do something WITHOUT thinking of the bean sprout. Then this happens. I SO HATE HIM.
Lenalee and Lavi both hid behind the couch. "S-SPARE US!", they both yelled. Lavi started to pray to god as if he saw the light; "God please save me from this demon.., before I meet my final end right here, I can't die yet, I still need to date 48573 women including Lenalee!". Lenalee chanted; "Oniisan..oniisan..oniisan..oniisan.."
Kanda withdrew Mugen. "Che. So annoying, both of you. Just shut up. I won't do anything, YET. Just don't pester me about the bean sprout anymore. I don't like him and that's final! He makes me feel so weird in my stomach. Isn't that crazy?" Kanda decided to tell everything. During the speech, Lenalee and Lavi carefully listened and rejoined back on the couch. They both knew Kanda liked the bean sprout, but they never would've thought he'd fall for anyone, let alone; fall for men! When Kanda finished his speech, Lenalee just nodded wisely and Lavi already fell asleep out of boredom.
"R-a-b-b-i-t...", Kanda grunted in a low voice. Lavi kept on sleeping. "K-Kanda, just leave him..", whispered Lenalee. "...he's just tired that's all! There's no way he'll find it boring or s-something.. Kanda, dont worry...! Ehe..hehe..", she lied. "Che". Lenalee managed to save Lavi's ass and she sighed. Wew, for a second I thought he was gonna die for real.
Kanda crossed his arms. "About the rabbit..", he started, "he wanted to do this party thing right?" Lenalee nodded silently, plus answered. "He told me about it when I was in the library. It's weekend anyway, so can't we organize something?"
While Kanda and Lenalee discussed about the plans, which didn't really work out since Kanda didn't care if we went with one plan or another and Lenalee couldn't decide, Lavi woke up. It already had become dark outside. He rubbed his eye and the eye under his eyepatch like a little baby, then felt a cold glare gazing at him. "Huh?", he yawned, got out of his sleepy mode and stared right into the annoyed eyes of Kanda. Lavi froze. "K-Kan..Kanda.. ehe..he..eh.."
"Oi, Lavi..", Kanda sounded as if the devil had possessed him, "..did you sleep well?"
"Y-Ye..yes.. yes yes ..yes!". Kanda kept on glaring at Lavi, making the red-head almost faint out of fear. Kanda enjoyed the view. Che. That's what the idiot rabbit gets for messing up my pillow when he drooled. Kanda just looked away and sighed, uninterested. "You're such a pussy". With those words, Kanda turned back to Lenalee which seemed to write down more ideas on a piece of paper. Can't this annoying woman pick fast?
"You're so mean!", Lavi said.
"Che." The Japanese samurai poked Lavi in his neck with the scabbard of Mugen, making Lavi gulp. Lavi could feel the katana's sheath touch his skin, as well as the feeling that he would be kicked in his grave sooner or later. "Rabbits like you should just stay obedient, before getting eaten on Christmas eve".
Always so scary, that Kanda. He's getting scarier by the second, isn't he? I bet the demon inside him is taking control! , thought Lavi.
"DONE!", yelled Lenalee. "Huh? What is? What were you guys doing?", wondered Lavi. "Che. Your idiotic idea. If it wasn't for the bean sprout I wouldn'tve even stuck my nose in this", Kanda snarled. Lenalee was so excited about showing her idea, she almost shove the paper with the ideas down both of the boy's throats. "LOOK!"
Kanda and Lavi read what it said, written in sloppy handwriting;
[ WELCOME PARTY FOR ALLEN-KUN,
FOOD: - cookieeeshhs, - soba (for the lovely yuu-chan), - crisps, - popcorn (^o^ meh luvh popcorn), - steak for the sleeping Lavi (well.. not anymore hi hi =^~^=) etc.
DRINKS: -water. duuhh, because that's so boss, - miku hatsune's vegetable juices (they're cheap and tasteh) , - beer etc
PEOPLE: Allen himself ¬o¬''/Kanda/Lenalee/Lavi/Road/Miranda/? Cross ?/Marie/Daisya/Jasdero/Debitto etc
o
/l\ ~~ ALLEN-KUN
/\ ps. also need something to prevent my nii-san from barging in. ]
Kanda blinked before he started his complaints, "What the hell is with this hand writing? I can't even read it. Lenalee oi, what is 'luvh'? Seriously what is this crap?" Is this some foreign language or what? What the hell is up with all those symbols plus those weird things? Kanda raised his eyebrow, trying to figure out the ''language''.
"Lenalee-chaaan~", Lavi hugged her out of happiness. "THANK YOU FOR THINKING ABOUT MEEHH.. what would I do without steak-", Kanda smacked Lavi on his head. "Don't touch her, you perverted one eyed rabbit".
"O-ouch..hhggh...K-Kanda..mean!"
"Mean? Do you want me to kick your sorry ass out of my damn house?"
"N-no..no..."
"Che. Thought so".
"Aah, stop fighting you two! Anyway, are you both in?!" Those boys sure act like kids, pft.
"Che. Whatever works".
"Well, ofcourse Lenalee, buuuut.. I asked the bean sprout a couple of days ago.. and.. he said he wasn't interested in parties!", told the jumpy red-head.
"Huh?", commented Lenalee like an airhead.
The atmosphere turned dark. "Oi..Lavi..what's that crap..?", said Kanda slowly, changing his voice from normal to threatening low. "You both came into my house for such a mess but you both don't even know for sure if the bean sprout himself will even agree?! Get the fuck out before I kill you, rabbit!"
"L-Le..Lenalee help.. why only kill me and not Lenalee?! WAA, BETRAYER!", Lavi ran throughout the room with Kanda chasing him. "RABBIT, STAND STILL SO I CAN SLICE YOU INTO PIECES, DON'T BREAK MY STUFF LIKE THAT!"
Lenalee seemed to be deep into her thoughts, jumping to a solution.
Then, isn't it our duty to convince Allen-kun we should hold a party?
Allen was cuddling with the blankets of his bed, in boxers in the dark. He already ate his dinner and finished everything he had to do. I think I did everything. Laundry, cleaning the house, giving the plants water, looking through the schedules, reading files, oh I called Komui about the sections and.. wait.. I forgot something.. ..thinking about Kanda? Allen made himself blush. "I'm such an idiot", he simply muttered. I need to stop thinking about him. I seriously need to stop. I mean yeah he's so arrogant and annoyed all the time, irritated, angry, like a devil, jerk, he think's hes the 'boss' of everything, I can't even do something, like have a proper conversation, since for him his 'personal space' is already interrupted within a 20 meter range, or my head will be cut off huh? Yeah, he's mean! So mean! He's.. he's perfect..
Allen rolled around on his bed like a little kid, fidgeting with his hands. "Waah, I don't get it anymore! I am his teacher, okay, I am younger than Kanda but it's.. everything is just so awkward! No way in hell we could have something right? But can't he just be a tiny.. tiny.. tiiiny bit nicer, even if it was just for a little while?"
The small boy played with his white hair. He stared at the ceiling. I want to see him.
Allen closed his eyes so he could focus on thinking about his crush, Kanda. The thoughts of thinking about Kanda alone, got Allen a bit excited. I wonder how his chest looks like. I know because of his school uniform that he's tall, and not fat or anything.. He's.. he's sexy. Yeah, sexy. I also wonder what kind of expression he'd have if he smiled. I wish I was the one to make him smile. It'll never be me, I bet.
gosh, finally done xD enjoy. hope you like it.