Hey guys! This is your long awaited first chapter of season 2! I am so sorry it took so long, I was desperately trying to think of a good start, but I still couldn't get a good one… So please bear with me for this chapter, I swear the next few ones are going to be better!
England looked up at the shop sign in front of him and sighed. On the sign, were the words 'Candy Cafe' written in big, pink and curvy letters, giving England the feeling that he should never step inside or he would regret it.
It looked so… Girly.
"Hell… Of all places available, that frog just had to choose a café like this… he better has something important to tell me or so help me I will pluck his beard out one by one." England growled as he mentally prepared himself before pushing the glass door of the café open and entering it.
Life was totally chaos after that party at China's house, mainly thanks to Hong Kong's declaration of war. Now He would have America and Hong Kong quarrelling over who was going to have lunch with him every day. Then again, you can't really call it a 'quarrel'; since America would always be the only one getting all pumped up while Hong Kong put up his poker face and still managed to win America…
So when England realized that Hong Kong had something on and America was being bothered by Canada for causing too much trouble, he was overjoyed. Well, until he got France's call and was told to meet him here, in a maid café…
"We-welcome." A person wearing a Japanese maid suit stuttered as England simply nodded and chose a seat near the door.
"I will have a cup of Earl Grey." England ordered without glancing at the menu or the waitress and took out his phone to call France, who was late again.
"Got it. Please wait for a while." The waitress replied before scurrying to the kitchen.
"England! You are early as usual I see." France entered the café and rose petals suddenly started falling from the café's celling, making a grand entrance.
"You are just late you git. Why the hell are we discussing here if the subject is important anyway?" England looked around, glad that they were the only ones in the café.
"Oui oui oui, be patient my friend, I am here to show you something good!" France winked.
"Well if it is another dose of your 'love advice', I think I will pass." England rolled his eyes, feeling totally not amused.
"Oh? Are you sure? Ah, here he comes." France grinned and looked up at the waitress who was approaching them with a tray in her hand. On the tray, was the cup of Earl Grey England ordered.
…Wait, a 'he'…?
England quickly looked up, only to see the waitress block his view of her face using the empty tray, only showing one of her purple gem-like eyes. Ok, so maybe this waitress's chest was a little too flat, was not so elegant and gentle in her movements and had a head of short silver hair, but calling her a guy was a little too brutal, was it not?
…Short silver hair and purple eyes…?
There was only one person who would fit both the characteristics. England quickly turned to stare at France to clarify his thought, and was horrified when France nodded and replied, "the better one is still not out yet, but do you like what you see?"
"No! And if Norway knows about this, we are both dead! God damn it, can't you start using that puny brain of yours and think of consequences of things before you start doing them? Shit, I have to stop this right now!" England snarled and grabbed France by the collar, dragging him to the kitchen, where he found the same person that served him just now.
"Iceland! Why and what the hell are you doing here? Do you know how much trouble we will get into if your brother finds out about this?" England scolded as he grabbed Iceland by the shoulder and started shaking him madly.
"Ice! What is with all the noi-"
The noise attracted another person as 'she' peeked out from the storage room, immediately freezing in 'her' tracks when 'she' saw the furious England.
The place suddenly became dead quiet and the only thing one could hear was probably the breathing. It was as if the temperature had just dropped to 0 degree and out of the 4 people present, three were having the classic goldfish expression; huge bulging eyes and wide opened mouth.
France, the only one who was not surprised, fought hard to resist the temptation of bursting into laughers.
"… France, " England finally spoke.
"Call China and Norway here, NOW!" He ordered, with a sense of determination on his face, as if he was ready to die for this.
Then again, he probably would.
Ahh~ I hope I made you guys laugh when reading this… Any idea on who the two lovely 'waitress' are?
Please look forward to a better second chapter for this season!
By the way~ did you guys notice that I did not specify what kind of love Hong Kong and America are competing for? Well I am giving you, my reader, a choice to choose! You can either pm me or write it in your review. I will decide the type of love by next Sunday, alright?
So basically you have 3 choices:
Family love (fighting to get more attention from England XD)
Brother love (Which is more fun than family love)
Relationship love (lol this is going to be awkward to write..)