"Let me get this straight. That frog did not force you into doing this?" England asked as his eyes twitched.
"Yes. He only asked me if i was interested to work here." Hong Kong answered briefly and turned to look the other side. Shit, of all the places and time he could meet England, this had to be it. How nice.
"And you are fine with this China?" England turned to look at the person in red.
"Hmm? Well Hong Kong did destroyed my wall aru. So working here means that he can pay me for the damage. It is a good deal aru." China nodded happily.
"I don't suppose that Iceland needs to pay you for anything, does he?" England looked at the teen with violet eyes with hopes that at least this person would be normal enough to get his own brother out of this.
"Hmm? He don't. But i don't see anything wrong in this." Norway replied in his naturally dead and cold tone.
"What? Just look at him! he is wearing a freaking pink and frilly maid suit! When he is a freaking guy!" England could not take it anymore.
"He has lots of free time anyway. it is better for him to learn to be social here rather than staying home and talking with his pet." Norway stared at Iceland, who took a step back instinctively.
"Besides, England, just because you don't look good in these maid suits does not mean that they won't." France mocked.
"Shut the bloody hell up you frog! I don't know what is more ridiculous, this stupid idea of yours, or you very existence itself. Where did you even get your hands on costumes like that?" England slapped France on the head.
"France san, i have brought the cat girl costume you ordered. Ah, England san and China kun, what a coincidence to see you here." Right after England had finished his sentence, Japan entered the cafe and after spotting the crowd by the cashier, went over and passed France the costume that was neatly wrapped up in a big plastic bag.
...Of course, Japan. Who else?
"Oui, thanks for the help Japan, it looks beautiful! A simple work of art!" France thanked as he admired the design while England sighed and admitted defeat.
"You are very much welcomed, France san. I see the maid suit fits the two of you nicely, Hong Kong and Iceland kun. I am sure that the customers would be delighted to be served by the two of you" Japan took a look at the both of them and smiled with satisfaction, at least he 16 hours spent on the suits were not wasted.
Both Hong Kong and Iceland could not help but blush a bit as they started fidgeting. After all, having the courage to wear such costumes is one thing, but actually serving people is another story... They were told that the cafe was opened to the public, which included normal people (basically, non-countries), and they had absolutely no idea what to do.
"Okay, before this mess sinks deeper, i would like to leave first. Hong Kong, if you dare wear tha- wait, let me correct that, if i see either you or Iceland walking around in those costumes outside of this cafe, i will personally see to it that you wear them to the world conference as well. I am sure the others would want to see how 'wonderfully dressed' you two are. Now if you would excuse me, i need some fresh air, and preferably see some normal people." England threatened and turned to walk out of the cafe.
"Hold it! England, you do remember that i have something important to discuss with you right?" France stood in front of the door and blocked England from leaving.
"You have five seconds." Already losing his patience, England held out his plate of scones and was at the same time, emitting purple aura with the same intensity as the ones that Russia would have when he got annoyed.
Crap, maybe he shouldn't have brought England here after all. Now England would probably kill him when he hears what he had to say. Then again, he did not have much of a choice, no one could beat England when it comes to the task... But... Ah lord, let's just hope that England's scones this time are not as deadly as the ones last time.
"I want to employ you to be the manager of the cafe." France finally blurted it out after some mental preparation and deep breaths.
"..." England's face just got darker.
"Ahhh! England! Stop looking so scary! It is alright if you don't want to!" France freaked out and immediately got out of the way.
"E-England san, i do not wish to become your enemy for this matter, but it seems that this cafe needs a responsible and capable manager. No one else is fit for this job other than you and we are all hoping that you would kind so kind as to help us." Japan asked carefully.
"I am not sure what is going on aru, but this is fun. If you don't agree, then you are probably older than me in terms of your mindset aru." China mocked and leaned against a table.
"I won't be surprised if he doesn't agree to this. He is just an uptight and stubborn old man with eyebrow issues anyway." Norway joined China in provoking England, who obviously got so pissed that he was slightly shaking.
"Let me tell you something..." England clenched his fists.
"I would cover my ears if i were you." Hong Kong suddenly turned to Iceland and advised as he covered his own ears.
"? Why should i do tha-"
"DAMN THIS SHIT I WILL PROVE TO YOU THAT I AM PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF HANDLING SUCH A FREAKING SMALL TASK! GET READY TO BE PROVEN WRONG!" England suddenly shouted at the top of his lungs, almost bursting everyone's eardrums, expect for one Asian, who saw it coming.
"YOU!" England shouted as he pointed to France, who jumped. "I will have you know that i am not one to do sloppy work. So get your sorry butt ready for work. The cafe opens from 10am to 8pm and rests on Monday. Did i make myself clear?" England asked as France quickly nodded his head.
"As for you two. If you are going to wear that and serve the customers, then you better do a bloody good job, or so help me i will sack you. I will get you two a professional trainer somehow. AND IF YOU DARE TO BE LATE FOR WORK, i will not show mercy." England hissed before he turned around, and charged out of the cafe all pumped and worked up.
"..." The cafe had suddenly drifted to dead silence.
"Pfft- Hahahaha! We got him after all aru!" China finally could not take it anymore and burst out laughing as he wrapped his arms around his tummy.
"Hai, i am so glad it was a success since i was sure we were going to fail." Japan heaved a sigh of relief as he made a metal note to shun away from England and keep a safe distance of 5 meters radius from him for at least a day or two.
"...This is really pointless. I don't see why Ice and i have to be involved." Nor stared at France with those cold eyes of his.
"The more the merrier, no? Since you Nordic are free anyway, i don't see why not." France winked, but just got smacked in the head by China.
"Please don't do such disturbing actions while i am here aru. I still want to keep my innocence." China said in a matter-of-fact tone.
"Teacher, your memory is really going haywire. I am sure you lost your innocence two thousand years ago." Hong Kong smirked.
"I DID NOT ARU!" China argued as Japan chuckled a little.
"By the way ice, " Norway suddenly called.
"Hmm?" Ice turned around to face Norway.
"-Snap-" In Norway's hand was his hand phone, and on the screen, was a photo of the unsuspecting Iceland.
"This is for the Christmas card this year. Hey you, if there is nothing else, i will be going. Take good care of Ice while he is here, unless you want to have a word with me alone." Norway threatened before slowly walking out of the cafe, leaving two very shocked person, one with purple eyes and one with beard.
"Ah, that remind me, France san, when will the other two members be joining us?" Japan asked.
"Oh, they will be coming at a later time. But i don't think they will be coming alone." France flipped his head of golden hair and was about to wink when he remembered what China said earlier.
Hong Kong sighed, of all the people involved, why did ice and he had to be the unlucky two who had to wear the costumes...?
oh hoho~ second chapter of second season and we are already expecting more guests!
So in the next chapter, either one, three or all five of the guests will be appearing. If anyone of you readers can guess all five of them, i will... err... I will give you a cookie...?
Yes, five. Read the chapter again, there are hints of the five of them, though one of the guest is quite tricky~
Tell you what, if you can get all five of them, i will dedicate a oneshot to you. Give me any pairing ;D
(But please, i have a limit in the amount of crack pairings i can take.)
Review~~