101 Ways To Kill Jar Jar Binks
Chapter 3: Energy Spiders
After killing his friend Jar Jar Binks once again using various types of spice from throughout the galaxy, Anakin Skywalker was already starting to think of a new plan to terminate the Gungan for his personal pleasure.
But what could he use to get rid of him this time around? He thought about how one of the spices he had used to kill Jar Jar Binks was Glitterstim, which was created through the webbing made by energy spiders.
Suddenly, Anakin Skywalker had an extremely murderous idea that would become the latest method of which he would kill the Gungan.
Anakin Skywalker then proceeded to trick Jar Jar Binks into volunteering to work at a mine…a spice mine at Kessel to be more precise.
"Will mesa get paid much for this?" he asked.
"Sure." He said, glad that he wasn't suspecting a thing.
Anakin Skywalker then placed a lantern in Jar Jar Binks' hand, lying to him that the workers at the mine worked deep inside it in order to harvest the Glitterstim. Jar Jar Binks happily ran inside. Suffice to say he wouldn't be coming back out (not alive, anyway).
The Gungan gleefully started mining the Glitterstim for money, unaware at that particular moment an Energy Spider had spotted him…until it bit him straight in the leg.
"OUCHIES! MESA LEG!" he screamed in pain. Jar Jar Binks tried to make a run for it, but the Energy Spider spat some webbing at him, which effectively locked him in place. The Energy Spider then proceeded to make a meal out of Jar Jar Binks, causing him to die quite a gruesome death as it drained all of the energy out of his body.
Anakin Skywalker dragged Jar Jar Binks' corpse out of the mine a few minutes later after the incident and used the resurrection book to bring the Gungan back to life to kill him another day.
"This Resurrection Book has paid for itself already!" he exclaimed.
Back at the mine….
"So you want me to work in these deep tunnels as part of my prison sentence?" a Kessel prisoner asked.
"Yes." answered the Kessel official.
The Kessel Prisoner went into the deep mines where he would meet his doom.
"Sucker…." smirked the official. He had fallen for it so easily!
Anakin Skywalker's still at it! How will he kill him next? You'll have to wait and see!