101 Ways To Kill Jar Jar Binks

by Ohfortheloveofpete

Anakin Skywalker is sick and tired of putting up with Jar Jar Binks and his obnoxious behavior...so he's decided to put him to death over and over again! Inspired by another character-bashing story 101 Ways To Kill Scrappy...

4. Strangling

101 Ways To Kill Jar Jar Binks

Chapter 4: Strangling

Jar Jar Binks was annoying the heck out of Anakin Skywalker once again, and he simply could not stand it anymore. He simply would not stop talking to him.

"SHUT THE HECK UP!" screamed Anakin Skywalker.

Jar Jar Binks ignored him, and kept on annoying him for what felt like hours…up until the point where he decided to mischievously throw a pie in Anakin Skywalker's face.

"Hahahaha!" laughed Jar Jar Binks, blowing raspberries at the Jedi-in-training.

Suffice to say, this was the last straw for Anakin Skywalker. He decided to kill the Gungan by the most convenient way possible, by strangling Jar Jar Binks with his bare hands.

Anakin Skywalker grabbed onto Jar Jar Binks' neck, and started squeezing the life out of him.

"AARGH! Let go!" screamed Jar Jar Binks.

Anakin Skywalker kept at it for a minute or so, until finally Jar Jar Binks' neck broke and all the oxygen left his lungs.

"Now that felt good." Anakin Skywalker said.

Anakin Skywalker once again went to work on reading the resurrection spell in his trusted book. He had no idea where the stranger he had met earlier had obtained it from, but it was proving itself to be quite useful.

As soon as Anakin Skywalker finished reading the spell, Jar Jar Binks' neck instantly snapped back into place. This somewhat annoyed Anakin Skywalker, as now that he was alive once more, he would once again annoy the heck out of him.

But there was nothing stopping him from killing Jar Jar Binks once again….

Anakin Skywalker sure chose a simple way to kill Jar Jar Binks this time huh? In the next chapter…someone will start assisting Anakin in his many schemes to kill the bug-eyed Gungan, can you guess who?