101 Ways To Kill Jar Jar Binks
Chapter 5: Lightsaber Duel
Anakin Skywalker was busy throwing darts at a picture of Jar Jar Binks. How he despised that Gungan.
Suddenly, Obi-Wan Kenobi came into the room, much to Anakin's surprise. He noticed the darts that Anakin Skywalker had thrown at the picture of the Gungan, and he started lecturing Anakin about how hatred was wrong and how one should try to settle their differences with someone instead of letting it boiling inside of them.
Anakin Skywalker reluctantly listened to the lecture, until he noticed a cloaked figure (not unlike the one that had given Anakin the book he had used to resurrect Jar Jar Binks repeatedly after he had murdered him) carrying a strange syringe.
Anakin Skywalker attempted to warn Obi-Wan of the cloaked figure, but Kenobi assumed that he was simply trying to get out of the lecture.
"Not now, my apprentice!" he barked.
Suddenly the cloaked figure injected the syringe into Obi-Wan Kenobi's arm, causing the mysterious contents to enter his bloodstream. Anakin Skywalker screamed. What was he going to do?
Suddenly, Obi-Wan Kenobi stopped lecturing Anakin, and instead told him that he openly encouraged Anakin Skywalker's hatred of Jar Jar Binks, and was even going to help him kill him if he so desired.
Anakin Skywalker developed an enormous smile on his face, and together they started thinking up a scheme to kill the Gungan once again.
This time around, Obi-Wan Kenobi would be the one that would ultimately kill Jar Jar Binks, and he would do so through something that was frequently done between opposing forces in the galaxy.
Obi-Wan would kill Jar Jar Binks through a lightsaber duel.
Anakin Skywalker then proceeded to direct Jar Jar Binks into a trap, telling him that Obi-Wan Kenobi wanted to play a game with him, and gave the Gungan a stick.
Jar Jar Binks happily accepted it, and walked into the battlefield along with Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Obi-Wan Kenobi pulled out his lightsaber, and the duel between the two began.
The fight ranged on with a long time, with both sides trying to overcome the other.
Well, actually, the battle was pretty one-sided. As soon as Jar Jar Binks attempted to counter Obi-Wan Kenobi's lightsaber with the stick Anakin had given to him, it immediately broke into two.
Obi-Wan then proceeded to stab and slash Jar Jar Binks to death with the lightsaber. He died rapidly from blood loss and dismemberment.
Anakin Skywalker happily cheered his master for killing Jar Jar Binks. "Way to go, master!" he squealed.
"Yes, it is a shame that we can only do so to this Gungan once….I feel that he deserves many more deaths than what we have done just now…"
Anakin Skywalker then proceeded to show Obi-Wan Kenobi the resurrection book he had obtained fairly recently, much to his surprise.
"Resurrection Book?" he exclaimed.
Anakin Skywalker then resurrected Jar Jar Binks with the book, and told Obi-Wan Kenobi how to do the same.
"I see…I suppose we'll be able to kill Jar Jar Binks again now, won't we?" Obi-Wan Kenobi told his apprentice.
Anakin Skywalker nodded.
And so the two vowed to kill Jar Jar Binks as many times as it took for him to satisfy their hatred of the Gungan.
To do so…they would have to kill Jar Jar Binks time and time again…
It looks like Anakin won't be murdering Jar Jar Binks alone anymore…Obi-Wan Kenobi has decided to join him…
How will they kill Jar Jar Binks next? I suppose we'll have to wait and find out…so stay tuned until then!