Chapter 2 Shut up and kiss me
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Hokage tower (Hokage's office)
Tsunade knew something was a little off she was happy hearing the news that Naruto was finally back from his three year training with Jiraiya, however there was something wrong with this picture indeed and she wasn't the only one but Shizune and Kakashi also thought something was wrong too. Standing in front of them was Naruto and Sakura they look like well thanks to Sakura because she use her medical ninjutsu to heal all of their bruises and injuries, the last thing they wanted was to create a big commotion with the Hokage about what happen to them thinking that they were attack. But even her medical ninjutsu wasn't able to erase the small marks from the dirt when they were strangling each other, giving some suspicion for the blond Hokage to believe that something happen between the two most importantly she gaze at the two teens and they were actually holding hands. It was obvious that they were now a couple but when did it happen or better yet how did it happen, those were the questions running in Tsunade's mind along with Shizune and Kakashi.
"Welcome back Naruto" Tsunade said.
"It's good to be back granny" he said with his fox grin while he was truly enjoying the feeling of holding Sakura's warm hand the same with her she was trying not to blush.
"Naruto what happen to the two of you?"
They both blink they were hoping she wasn't going to get suspicious about what happen earlier before coming here, Naruto scratch the back of his head while Sakura gave him a look that said don't tell her the truth.
"Well we were sparring granny" he said while flinching in pain because Sakura squeeze his hand for saying such a stupid excuse.
Tsunade raised an eyebrow" sparring I guess that explains why you two have dirt marks all over you but why are you two holding hands?" she finish with smirk while the two teens blush.
Shizune and Kakashi chuckle while Naruto and Sakura were still blushing they needed to tell them since they have seen them holding hands it was very obvious, Naruto clear his throat while blushing after all this was something he thought would only happen in his dreams.
"Um….granny Tsunade…Sakura-chan and I are….a couple"
Tsunade smile along with Shizune and Kakashi nodded meaning that he was proud of him.
"Congratulations Naruto-kun and Sakura-san" Shizune said.
"All I can say is it's about time" Tsunade said.
"Well done Naruto I'm proud of you" Kakashi said.
"Thanks Kakashi sensei" he said embarrassed.
Sakura nodded she was too happy to say anything no words could express what she was feeling right now and all she have to do to finally claim him as her own was to beat the living crap out of him.
"Now to business since you and Sakura have been doing nothing but training in the past three years I need to test your skills so Naruto Sakura I want you to meet Kakashi in training field seven in one hour you are dismissed"
"Yes Tsunade-sama" Sakura said as they left the office holding hands.
Tsunade chuckle" who would believe that those two would get together so soon but I am happy for them Sakura has finally gotten over that idiot Sasuke at least she won't be making the same mistake I did"
"Naruto-kun and Sakura-san they look so happy" Shizune said.
"Anyway Kakashi try and get there on time" Tsunade said but she sweat dropped when the mask jounin was not listening to her because he was only focus in reading his new novel she growl" KAKASHI"
"Yes Hokage-sama" he quickly said hiding his new novel.
"I said I want you to get to the training field on time got it?"
"Yes Hokage-sama I'll be right there" he then vanished.
Tsunade sighed while rubbing her forehead feeling a headache coming" why do I even bother I know he's not going to be on time" she sighed again while Shizune nodded in agreement.
Naruto and Sakura walk the streets hand in hand both very happy that they are finally alone; they knew Kakahsi was going to show up late as always so they have more time to spend with each other, Naruto look at her and she wink at him making him blush he couldn't any happier his dream has finally come true. When they reach a corner in the street they saw Hinata who has change in three years(AN I'm not going to describe her you should all know how she looks like in Shippuden very hot), Naruto's eyes widened at the sight of the Hyuga heiress the thought of her being beautiful didn't escape his mind. He has notice her body has made some drastic change especially her chest, Naruto's eyes almost blew out of their sockets her chest have definitely develop in three years she was quite voluptuous. Unfortunately he was making a big mistake because when you are checking the body of another girl in the presence of your new recently girlfriend who has the temper of a demon things got get real ugly, especially when she could get easily jealous.
Hinata blush as soon as she lay eyes on her blond crush she prayed not to faint and finally tell him her feelings for him, but that thought was erase when she saw that Naruto was holding hands with his pink hair teammate she immediately got the message that they were a couple and that she was too late to claim him. She looked at Sakura giving her the look that said you're too late bitch he's all mine now, she didn't know what to say she felt like crying she was too late to tell him how she feels. Naruto smile at her even if he was feeling the killer intent coming from Sakura cause by her jealousy, he didn't know why she was feeling like this thanks to his dense nature he greeted the Hyuga heiress she was after all a friend of his.
"Hey Hinata"
Hinata was trying to hold her tears but she still smile at him" Na…..Naruto-kun…..how…are you doing?"
(She's stuttering as always looks like her body is the only thing that has change) Naruto thought.
(Hinata you better go before I do something I might regret) Sakura thought holding her anger.
"I'm doing fine I just got back from my training with the perverted hermit how are you doing have you become strong"
Despite sensing Sakura's killing intent she gather the courage to talk to him" I'm..fine I have grown stronger since last time thanks to you Naruto-kun"
Sakura flinch in anger when Hinata called him Naruto-kun but the blond didn't notice.
"What do you mean Hinata?" Naruto said puzzle.
"Well…you help me become stronger you believe in me and….." she paused seeing the glare Sakura was giving her it was a warning she needed to go in order to avoid any conflict" I'll see you later Naruto-kun"
Naruto saw the Hyuga heiress leaving at a quick step not knowing why, suddenly Sakura made him look at her while giving him a death glare.
"What the hell was that all about?"
"What are you talking about Sakura-chan?"
"You were staring at Hinata's breasts the entire time"
"What no of course not why would I do that?" he said in the most honest tone he could make.
"Don't lie to me you pervert you have been drooling at her chest and she was well aware and she didn't minded at all for all she cares for she would want you to stay staring at her tits forever"
Naruto gulp he didn't wanted to piss her off more" fine Sakura-chan I'll stare at your chest" he gaze at her small package and sweat dropped" nothing much to offer"
"THAT'S IT YOU'RE DEAD" she launch a powerful fist but he dodge it and jump all the way to the roof of a building she growl while thinking ways to kill him" Naruto get back here so I can kill you"
"No way I'm staying right here until you cool off, okay I admit that I was staring at her boobies so what I think every guy always does that when they see a woman with big breast but that doesn't mean I love her sheesh Sakura-chan you should already know that I love you" he then got worry when he saw Sakura with her head hanging down she didn't look like she was angry anymore" Sakura-chan are you okay?"
Suddenly the pink hair kunoichi started sobbing" Naruto-kun I know I don't have a nice body compare to Hinata's but my feelings for you are pure I have missed you very much the whole village was empty without you and I felt like I couldn't breathe you were like the air that I breath that's when I realize how much I love you"
Naruto felt his heart breaking at her confession tears were forming at the corner of his eyes he wanted to hold her and tell her that everything was all right.
Sakura continued to sob" go ahead Naruto-kun say it I'm not attractive I don't have any womanly curves I have a flat chest and a big forehead"
That was the last draw Naruto jump down from the building and embrace her while tears were falling from his blue eyes" that's enough Sakura-chan I love you no matter what" he gaze at her facefull of tears and froze in fear because she was glaring at him.
WHAM
She punch him sending him miles away from the village she had an evil grin on her face while taking from her pocket a small white bottle that said eye drops" this eye drops are the perfect weapon to make fake tear drops and Naruto fell for it I'm such a genius"
She gaze at the distance(looks like I overdid it this time but he'll be fine but I have to do something it's obvious that he thinks that Hinata is more attractive than me but what can I do?)
(CHA we have to find out if Naruto wants us more than Hinata) inner Sakura said.
(Yeah but how?)
(Two words transformation jutsu)
She grin as she made a hand seal" TRANSFORM" in a cloud of smoke she has transform into Hinata she took a long look at her new chest (damn they look bigger from up close this will definitely bring Naruto's attention it's time to know if he really wants me or not)
A few miles away from Sakura's location Naruto awoke on a alley he remember what happen once again Sakura has punch him, he wasn't a happy camper she has used a dirty trick on him (I can't believe I fell for that Sakura-chan was actually faking to cry oh I'm going to give her a piece of my mind)
He got up and ran at fast speed jumping from the buildings until he saw Hinata, she wasn't the person he was looking for but he went to her and gasp seeing the Hyuga heiress giving him a wink and a very seductive look. He suddenly felt uncomfortable seeing Hinata looking very sexy as she started walking to him shaking her hips in a very sensual matter, he gulp while sweat started pouring down from his forehead he suddenly felt hot. Once she was close enough she smile at him while blushing and he was still looking nervous praying that Sakura didn't find him or he will be a dead man, he was about to leave until Hinata grab his wrist halting his step.
"Naruto-kun please don't go" she pleaded in a sweet voice.
"I'm sorry Hinata but I have to find Sakura-chan"
"Oh forget about her she must still be angry with you I think it will be wise not find her otherwise she might hit you again and you know I don't like to see you get hurt Naruto-kun why don't you spend some time with me"
Naruto stood quiet he really wanted to find Sakura so he could paid her back for hitting him and they could have another beat the crap out of you and make out moment, he look at Hinata who was giving a very lovingly smile damn she look very sweet and sexy he try not to blush or have a nose bleed.
"O….okay I guess I don't mind talking to you (Sakura-chan I will get you later)"
"Thank you so much Naruto-kun now can I ask you a question?"
(Well he took the bait so far so good) Sakura thought.
(As soon as he makes a wrong move I'll beat the crap out of him) inner Sakura said.
(It will be my pleasure) she thought with a grin.
"Um….Naruto-kun can I ask you a question?"
"Yeah what is it?"
"Do you think I'm pretty?"
He froze as he saw Hinata giving him the cute puppy eyes damn it she was so cute, Naruto almost felt like he was unworthy to see such a cute and adorable face but he still look at it while blushing. He gulps while she giggle he try not to have a nose bleed.
"Hinata….you are pretty in fact you're very pretty" he said with a blush.
The Hyuga heiress smile warmly at him while on the inside Sakura was getting pissed that was not the answer she wanted to hear.
(Naruto you are two tickets away from digging your own grave)
(TWO MORE STRIKES AND HE'S OUT) inner Sakura shouted angry.
"And do you think I'm….sexy?"
Naruto felt like he was about to explode at the question, at that moment Hinata started licking her lips very sensually follow by sucking her index finger making the blond ninja extremely nervous and uncomfortable. He gulp with a blush as she started giving a few soft moans while sucking her finger, Hinata stop her actions before blowing him a kiss.
"Well Naruto-kun do you think I'm sexy?"
"Yeah Hinata you are sexy" he said flush.
(That's it if he mess up the next one I will announce the funeral of Uzumaki Naruto) Sakura thought trying to control her anger.
(CHA ONE MORE STRIKE AND HE'S OUT)
Hinata giggle while faking a blush" oh Naruto-kun you're so nice and honest"
(Yeah sometimes I'm too honest for my own good) he thought feeling miserable.
"So Naruto-kun…do you like my breasts?"
Naruto thought he has heard wrong that the perverted side of his mind created by the influence of traveling with Jiraiya in three years have finally over power him to believe something that was not possible to hear. Did the one and only Hyuga HInata just ask him if he likes her breasts, he knew if he answers yes and Sakura was present he wasn't going to live to see another day but since she's not here what the hell might as well be honest with her?
"Um….Hinata I do like your breast" he said blushing.
The Hyuga heiress smile while Sakura was gritting her teeth holding her anger to her max level it won't be long before she unleashes her eternal wrath upon him.
"Naruto-kun I'm glad that you like my breasts…..do you want to touch them?"
Now Naruto felt like the blood in his entire body has move to his head while his heart was beating so fast it was ready to burst out from his chest, this was not happening this must be one of his perverted dreams. He pinch himself to prove his theory but nothing happen he was still standing in front of Hinata, he prayed to Kami to give him strength and his jaw fell to the floor at what he was looking at. Hinata was touching her chest fondling them playing with them like they were water balloons, she gave a few soft moans showing that she enjoy touching them while Naruto was having a lot of dirty thoughts invading his mind.
"Naruto-kun do you want to touch them it's okay if you want to" suddenly she took it a little further as she reach for the zipper in her lavender jacket and zip it half away open revealing her fish net and her awesome cleavage.
Naruto got a nose bleed it was futile to hold it the sight was too amazing, maybe it was the fact that her breasts look bigger when she wasn't wearing her jacket. He thought what in the world has he done to deserve such eternal punishment maybe Kami enjoyed torturing him for fun, his breathing quicken seeing the drooling sight the way her breasts heave with every breath she took was so hypnotizing it's like they were begging him to fondle them.
On the inside Sakura was too pissed to think straight anymore the look Naruto was giving to Hinata's breasts means he has failed the test completely, it was good while it lasted she was going to miss him very much (well looks like I will have to find myself a new boyfriend BECASUSE I'M ABOUT TO KILL HIM)
(CHA Naruto if you touch those breasts you will sign your dead penalty) inner Sakura said.
Suddenly Naruto ignore the delicious sight of her cleavage and gave her a very serious look that means business, Hinata didn't know what was going on one minute he was looking at her breast like a horny dog and now he was all serious like.
"What's wrong Naruto-kun come on touch my breasts I'm giving you permission so it's all right to touch them" she said in a seductive tone.
"Hinata I'll admit that you have a very nice pair of boobs but I can't touch them I won't touch them"
Hinata was surprise the same with Sakura" but Naruto-kun it's all right to touch them I'm giving you permission so there is nothing to feel a shame off"
"Yes I will be a shame because I already have a girlfriend and I will betraying her trust if I do such an act please understand"
Sakura was really shock this wasn't what she was expecting to hear from the blond ninja who was a pervert like his teacher, she blush while smiling she was really proud of him but decided to give him another test.
"But Naruto-kun I have big breasts and Sakura has nothing to offer to you she doesn't have no womanly curves I don't know why you love someone like her"
He cuckle" yeah you're right she has a flat chest no curves and a big forehead"
(Naruto I am so going to beat you up like a piñata) Sakura thought.
(CHA NOW I WANT TO KILL YOU EVEN MORE) inner Sakura shouted beyond angry.
Naruto looked at her very serious" Sakura-chan may not have the perfect heavenly body that would make a man drool but she's my girlfriend and I love her with all my heart and soul I will never betray her I will never forgive myself if I hurt her feelings, to me she's perfect in every way I couldn't ask for a better girlfriend"
Hinata gasp in pure shock as tears formed at the corner of her eyes, Naruto sighed he knew he was going to end up hurting Hinata's feelings but she leave him no choice and just before he was about to gave her a conforming hug she poof away when the smoke clear Naruto's eyes widened in pure shock. Now standing in front of him was Sakura tears were falling from her jade eyes, but they weren't tears of sorrow they were tears of pure joy she was so happy to hear those words coming from her boyfriend.
Naruto was still shock" WHAT THE HELL SAKURA-CHAN YOU WERE HINATA THIS ENTIRE TIME WHY"
She dry her tears while feeling stupid" I don't know maybe because I actually thought that you didn't like me and I thought you prefer a big breasted kunoichi like Hinata instead of a flat chest skinny big forehead kunoichi with pink hair"
He smile getting close to her" Sakura-chan your body doesn't matter it's your heart to me that's the most important thing that matters and I don't care about your body the point is I love you very much I always have and always will be"
"Oh Naruto you're so dramatic the only thing that's missing is the dramatic music to accompany the moment" she said with a smirk while wrapping her arms around his neck.
"But Sakura-chan I'm being honest with you it's the truth"
"Naruto would you shut up and kiss me already I'm really in the mood"
He gave her his fox grin" my lips are sealed"
"Not for long" she said while opening his mouth with an intense tongue kiss they both moan while enjoying the kiss, after two minutes they broke the kiss while smiling at each other.
"Hey Sakura-chan" he said while given her a lovingly smile.
"Yes Naruto-kun" she said with a small blush on her cheeks.
WHAM
He smack her head as she felt to the ground and he crossed his arms with a pissed off look" that's for faking out that you were crying you really had me worry"
Sakura had a huge lump at the top of her head she slowly got up while giving her blond boyfriend the ultimate death glare making him shiver in fear, she was really pissed" Naruto you asshole how dare you hit me you know I was really in the mood to make out with you and maybe go to second base but you FUCK IT UP WITH THIS PREPARE TO DIE CHA"
Naruto felt like wetting his pants as Sakura tackle him and started punching him like a punching bag, of course he punch her back too. After a couple of minutes both ninjas were beat up pretty bad, both glaring at each other like they hated each other to death. Naruto saw that look in Sakura's jade eyes the kind of look that said I want to kiss you so badly and he grin at her in a way to challenge her.
"What's wrong Sakura-chan don't tell me you lost your strength already"
She punch him again" shut up you idiot…I want to punch you so hard and kiss you at the same time"
"Why not both?"
She punch him again while grabbing his collar" I want you so much"
"I want you even more Sakura-chan" he gave her his fox grin turning her on.
"NARUTO SHUT UP AND KISS ME"
"FINE"
They started one of their long tongue kisses while some of the villagers that were passing by were murmuring what a fucking crazy couple, others were saying I feel sorry for their future children and others were saying if they ever raise a family it's going to be the family from hell. After minutes of intense passion and tongue war they broke the kiss while looking into each other's eyes the second most favorite they love to do after kissing, Naruto admire her beautiful jade eyes while Sakura admire his sapphire eyes they were as beautiful as the ocean. Sakura started healing his injuries and she did the same with hers, they finally decided to head out to the training field by now Kakashi will show up. After three hours Kakashi arrived at the training field Naruto and Sakura were already there, they weren't happy.
"You're late as always Kakashi sensei" Naruto said.
"I'm sorry I got lost on the road of life" the mask jounin said while scratching the back of his head.
They both sweat dropped at his lame excuse.
"Kakashi sensei you already said that excuse" Sakura scolded.
"Oh really well how about a black cat cross my path"
"That one too and the one about the talking panda and the cat that was looking for a girlfriend yeah those excuses are unique and very lame" Naruto said while Sakura nodded.
Kakashi sighed" well I'm always looking for new excuses"
"Whatever Kakashi sensei are we going to do this exercise or not?" Naruto said getting annoyed.
He nodded while taking two bells" let's see how much you two have improved in three years"
They both look at each other with a smirk.
"That's it the bell exercise piece of cake" Naruto said with a grin.
Sakura put her black leather gloves" we won't go easy on you sensei"
"I know but this time I'm going to be using my sharingan it will make it even"
"Whatever you say sensei" Naruto said.
(AN sorry people but I'm going to skip how they win the bells from Kakashi you already know how it happened anyway)
After they were done with the exercise they were walking the streets of the village holding hands and feeling very happy because they succeeded in getting both bells, both use their skills and cunning to outsmart the copy ninja and win the win the exercise.
"That was very clever of you Naruto-kun to use Kakashi sensei's weakness for being a pervert on his new book by telling him spoilers from the book if you have never thought of that we would've never taken the bells from him it was amazing"
"You were pretty amazing yourself Sakura-chan I really like it when you punch the ground destroying it completely and finding Kakashi sensei's hiding spot I know you're going to become stronger than granny Tsunade"
"We were both amazing Naruto-kun" she said with a smile.
"So Sakura-chan how about if we go on a date?"
"Sure"
"WHAT" he shouted shock not believing what he heard" did you said yes?"
She smiled at him while giving him a soft kiss" Naruto-kun we are a couple now so it's pretty obvious that I say yes"
"Okay Sakura-chan then tomorrow we'll go to….."
"Anywhere but Ichiraku's" Sakura cut him off with a glare" I want to eat somewhere else that doesn't serve ramen for once"
He sighed" I guess I should at least eat something that it's not ramen for once okay Sakura-chan"
"Tomorrow night at seven pick me up at my house I know the perfect place to eat and I won't tell you until we go there"
"All right then seven it is"
She kiss him passionately and broke the kiss" see you tomorrow" she then left while giggling.
Naruto sighed happily he never thought it was happening he was going on a date with his childhood crush there was only one thing he could do right now.
"YES BABY I'M THE MAN"
To be continued
Aw looks like Naruto and Sakura's relationship is developing quite nicely yes beating the crap out of each other really has its positive effects after all, please review until next time.
Next chapter: first date madness