101 Ways To Kill Jar Jar Binks
Chapter 6: Dragon Snakes
Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi were thinking of another way to put down Jar Jar Binks. What else could they use to kill him?
They thought about it for a while, until Obi-Wan Kenobi got an idea.
He had recalled being attacked by a ferocious Dragon Snake during a trip to Dagobah, and the two of them agreed that this would be the perfect way to kill Jar Jar Binks.
Getting Jar Jar Binks to enter an intergalactic ship with them, they proceeded to drive over to Dagobah were Jar Jar Binks would once again meet his demise.
"Dis planet sure is swampy!" Jar Jar Binks stated the obvious.
"Yeah yeah we know." Anakin replied.
Now all that was left for Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi to do was actually find one. It didn't actually take them long. Fortunately, this one just so happened to be sleeping, so Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker would need to worry about defending themselves.
Anakin Skywalker tossed Jar Jar Binks right at the Dragon Snake while he was observing this enormous creature out of curiousity, immediately waking it up and sealing the doomed Gungan's fate.
Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi managed to escape from the Dragon Snake (as they had kept their distance all the while), but of course Jar Jar Binks wasn't nearly as lucky. The Dragon Snake immediately clamped his sharp fangs into Jar Jar Binks, causing him extreme pain.
"Aargh! Dis real hurts!" screamed Jar Jar Binks as the Dragon Snake shook him like a rag doll.
The Dragon Snake then proceeded to drag Jar Jar Binks underwater to his grave and to make it his next meal.
Not long afterwards, Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi carried all that remained of Jar Jar Binks back into the ship, and used the resurrection spell to bring the Gungan back to life once more.
"I hope that we won't have to do that again." said Anakin Skywalker, disgusted.
"I'm afraid we probably will, young Jedi." his master told him.
However, this would not be the only time that Jar Jar Binks would become one with the force on this planet.
Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi had some other nasty plans for the Gungan that would involve him being slaughtered at Dagobah… (which naturally involved killing him).
Nasty, nasty plans…
XD…seeing though one of my reviewers suggested that Jar Jar Binks should die by snakes…I decided to execute him this time around using a dragon snake…I'm not sure if this is quite that reviewer had in mind…but I hope him (along with the other people are reading this story) are happy…
Feel free to leave any suggestions as to how Jar Jar Binks should die next, particularly any gruesome or creative ones.