101 Ways To Kill Jar Jar Binks
Well, seeing though I've been getting a lot of reviews saying that Jar Jar Binks should perish by fire, I've decided to include a death that involved fire….which naturally of course involves burning the Gungan alive. I hope you enjoy!
Chapter 7: Fire
Following the events that had occurred in Dagobah, Anakin and Obi-Wan Kenobi were once again deciding on how to kill Jar Jar Binks.
"There's got to be something we can think of. I mean, we haven't actually killed him many times, now have we?" Anakin Skywalker discussed.
"True, but still, what could we use to get rid of Jar Jar Binks this time around?" Obi-Wan Kenobi he asked.
"Well, I'm going to bed. See you." But as he did so, he tripped over something…in fact; he tripped over a box of matches he had carelessly left behind.
Suddenly, the two of them had an idea of how they were going to next kill Jar Jar Binks.
They were going to kill the Gungan…with fire.
"Alright, here's the plan, you get to work on finding gasoline, newspapers…anything that we could use to help us set the house on fire. In the meantime, I'll go fetch Jar Jar Binks."
While Obi-Wan Kenobi worked on putting flammable content in the house, Anakin Skywalker then proceeded to tell Jar Jar Binks about the said house saying that there were hot Gungan chicks inside.
"Hot Gungan chicks! Oh boy!" squealed Jar Jar Binks. And suffice to say the gullible idiot easily fell for the deathtrap.
As Jar Jar Binks ran inside the house which would shortly become his fiery grave (which by that point was filled with flammable materials), Obi-Wan Kenobi left through the back door while Anakin proceeded to lock him inside.
"Wherea all da hot Gungan chicks?" wondered Jar Jar Binks.
Suddenly, Anakin Skywalker threw a lit match into the house. Within minutes, the whole house was in flames, with Jar Jar Binks still inside.
"Mesa on fire! Get mesa out of here!" screamed Jar Jar Binks. But of course nothing was done to save the doomed Gungan. Jar Jar Binks rapidly died from third-degree burns and suffocation from all the smoke entering his Gungan lungs.
After the flames had finally died down, Anakin Skywalker carried out Jar Jar Bink's now ash-covered body, resurrected him with the book, and got out of the area before anyone on the planet got suspicious about a deserted house suddenly bursting into flames and have the intergalactic police convict them of arson and murder.
Burn baby burn….well you guys asked for it, I certainly hope you're happy! I'm certainly pleased with this chapter myself…so once again, feel free to leave any suggestions for the next chapter!