101 Ways To Kill Jar Jar Binks
Chapter 8: Boxing Match
After killing Jar Jar Binks through burning him alive, Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi had already decided how to kill him once more after watching some TV featuring two boxers fighting each other.
They decided to kill Jar Jar Binks through a boxing match.
Anakin Skywalker took his shirt off (which made most of his fangirls squeal with delight), put on some boxing gloves he had bought for the purpose of punching Jar Jar Binks to death, and proceeded to drag Jar Jar Binks by the arm into the boxing arena.
"Where yousa taking me?" Jar Jar Binks asked the young Jedi curiously.
"We're going to do something fun." Anakin Skywalker told the obnoxious Gungan.
"Oh OK!" replied Jar Jar Binks.
However, this wrestling match would not be one that was held in public. It would be one that would ultimately end in the demise of the Gungan…
With Obi-Wan Kenobi as the referee, the two of them began the match.
"Round 1, fight!" ordered Obi-Wan.
Jar Jar Binks started the fight by attempting to punch Anakin Skywalker, but naturally he hit like an infant. Anakin Skywalker on the other hand hit like a sledgehammer, punching Jar Jar Binks several times in the face, breaking his nose almost immediately.
"OUCHIES! MESA NOSE!" he screamed, covering it in order to try to stop the bleeding.
Suffice to say, Jar Jar Binks did not do well in the fight. Anakin Skywalker kept on punching him and punching him…until….
Jar Jar Binks fell on the floor, having kicked the bucket.
"1….2...3" counted Obi-Wan Kenobi. Jar Jar Binks, being an extremely dead Gungan after Anakin Skywalker's brief boxing match with him, did not stand up, so therefore Anakin was the winner.
Anakin Skywalker stepped out of the boxing ring afterwards.
"You have done well my apprentice." Obi-Wan Kenobi congratulated the young Jedi.
Afterwards, Anakin Skywalker wiped Jar Jar Binks' blood off his face, put his shirt back on (causing his fangirls to groan in disappointment), and proceeded to read from the book in order to bring Jar Jar Binks back to life so that they could kill him another day.
How would they kill Jar Jar Binks next? Even they were not sure themselves.
Suffice to say, Anakin Skywalker went Mike Tyson on Jar Jar Binks, it's up to you to decide how he will next murder him…anything particularly creative or gruesome will be highlighted…of course I might come up with something myself, but like I said, anything's welcome. So if you have anything in mind for the next fate of this incredibly annoying Gungan, speak up!
Until then, I'll be looking at your reviews…