Chapter 5 SHIT happens
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto because if I did Naruto and Sakura would've been a couple already.
Bold letters inner Sakura.
Naruto was watching the most amazing sight ever and most arousing, he was looking at his girlfriend Sakura wearing a red string bikini showing her curves and her thighs he couldn't hold his nose bleed she was hot. He felt a certain part of his male anatomy react to her body, he become more arouse when Sakura turn around showing her nice ass because she was wearing a thong he felt like having a heart attack she was extremely sexy. He watched as his pink haired goddess wink at him giving him the most warm and seductive smile she could give him, while the blond was thinking of all the perverted things he wanted to do to her right here and there.
"Naruto-kun…" she said in a seductive tone.
"Yes Sakura-chan" said a very horny Naruto.
"I want you Naruto-kun please take me….make me yours forever" she reach for her top and untie it letting it hit the ground she was now holding her small frame" mmm…..Naruto-kun I'm so wet please take me now don't make me wait any longer"
Naruto didn't needed to be told twice he went to his pink haired goddess and kissed her passionately as she moan as soon as his lips make contact with hers, Naruto made her open her mouth so his tongue and she comply letting their tongues dance. Sakura wrap her arms around his neck while Naruto has let his hormones take over him and squeezed her ass, she moan in delight as her blond boyfriend gave her a quick spanking he follow by giving it another squeeze. Sakura reach for his crotch seeing the large bulge in his pants she massage it earning small groans from Naruto, he wanted to do the same as he reached her crotch and notice how wet she was and just before he was about to take off her bottom.
"Naruto-kun….I hate to disappoint you but this is all a dream WAKE UP IDIOT"
Naruto woke up with a startle he had a large trace of saliva from the corner of his mouth, he rub his eyes and notice that he was in his room he groan at the fact that it was all just a wet dream of his. As he left from the sheets his eyes widened looks like morning wood has attack again, but this time he had a big erection twice as regular it didn't surprise him since he was dreaming about his pink haired girlfriend. He left his bed and went to take a COLD shower, after he was done showering he went to his kitchen and eat a couple of ramen cups he notice he was short out on ramen he was going to buy more later. After he was done he change his pajamas wearing his civilian clothing since he didn't have any available missions today, he left his apartment and head to the streets of the village thinking about his cherry blossom girlfriend.
He blush thinking about his dream (damn that dream felt so real I could swear I could feel Sakura-chan's ass it was amazing, I wonder if she was willing to go all the way with me) he blushed again with a perverted grin resembling Jiraiya's (that would be awesome) he was still blushing remembering when he saw her naked at the hot baths it was an amazing view.
Sakura blush as she was staring at her blond boyfriend just by looking at him she wanted to kiss him already, she noticed something was wrong with him. His blue eyes gaze at her jade orbs they weren't showing any signs of happiness he was depressed, what was wrong with him why would he be so down she was in front of him she was the source of his happiness so why this. She got worry this wasn't like Naruto at all, since she became his girlfriend she promise herself to always make him happy no matter what and that was a promise of the lifetime.
"Naruto-kun what's wrong?"
The blond jinchurikki didn't said a word as he turn his head away from her making her worry more, she went to him and turned him around making sure his eyes were gazing at hers she was very serious" Naruto I mean it what's wrong?"
He try to look away from her but Sakura prevent him from by holding his head with her hands, he didn't have a choice but to gaze into her jade eyes" Sakura-chan I…..nothing's wrong…."
"Bullshit" she spat getting angry" don't you dare lie to me I love you and I'm worry about you so talk"
He sighed in defeat might as well tell her" Sakura-chan…I don't know how to say this but I…..I don't love you"
A shatter sound was heard inside of Sakura it was the sound of her heart breaking into pieces she thought she has heard wrong, she was praying that she heard wrong or maybe this was Naruto's idea of a sick joke" what…did you just say?"
"I don't love you Sakura-chan" he replied with a serious tone.
Tears were now forming at the corners of her eyes she could feel the horrible pain in her heart it hurt worst when Sasuke left her crying on a bench, she gaze at him he was serious he really meant what he just said. She couldn't believe it was true; Naruto has been in love with her since they were little how why now why does she have to experience heartbreak. The tears were now falling from her face, now she was feeling anger rising up, ready to commit bloody murder to the blond in front of her.
"Naruto" she said in a growl" you don't mean that you love me you want me you desire me I'm your fantasy girl you're one and only NO ONE ELSE"
Naruto shook his head" no you're not Sakura in fact you never were there's someone else I love for a long time and I'm willing to leave you just to have that person with me"
Sakura put her hand on her chest feeling her heart being crush by the harsh words of Naruto how could he do this, what hurt her the most was that he didn't call her Sakura-chan like he has always do meaning he didn't saw her as a close friend even as his girlfriend.
"Why….Naruto-kun I know I treated you badly in the past but I was stupid and immature but now I love you very much you have always been there for me believe in me, it's because of you that you have change me into the person that I am today and for that I am eternally grateful to you so why….why would you leave me why would you go to Hinata"
"You're wrong it's not Hinata the one I love" Sakura was surprise by this who else would he love since the Hyuga heiress is the one with the huge crush on him since the academy" the one I love is the person who understood me more than anyone more than you I love him very much"
Sakura wanted to cry so hard until one word made her gasp in shock (what the…did he say HIM) she wanted to make sure she heard wrong" um…Naruto you mean her right?" she was starting to freak out.
"No Sakura I mean him that's right I'm in love with a man"
(WHAT THE FUCK) her inner self shouted in complete disbelief.
(You got to be shitting me) she started and by now she was done crying now she knew he was kidding" come on Naruto you are gay oh please that's impossible maybe you hit your head too hard"
Naruto growl" I don't care what you say what I feeling for him is true love I have always being in love with him ever since we first kiss at the academy"
She gasp not believing what she heard (no way it can't be) "Naruto you don't mean that…." She trailed off too shock to believe what she was hearing.
"That's right I'm in love with Sasuke"
"Naruto-kun"
The two turned around and saw Sasuke wearing a couple of jeans and shirtless showing his well define muscles, Sakura felt a nose bleed staring at the Uchiha he was very hot. Naruto blush as he went to his lover they both embrace, while Sakura felt like she was in an episode of the twilight zone and inner Sakura was still saying what the fuck.
"Sasuke-kun" Naruto said in a dreamy state.
"Naruto-kun"
Then the most horrible unthinkable thing happen they kissed, Sakura's jaw hit the ground, she was shock she was seeing Naruto and Sasuke kissing. She remembers when they kiss at the academy it was done by accident, back then she was a Sasuke fan girl and she was traumatize by the sight of it but now she didn't know what to say. The two boys stop their kiss and look back at her; Sasuke had a grin while Naruto was smirking.
"Sakura you're not just annoying but a loser too you lost Naruto and now he's all mine" Sasuke said.
"You were never worthy Sakura" Naruto said.
She was too shock but she manage to shed fresh tears feeling the heartbreak attacking her again, after a couple of minutes she finally reacted to the shocking revelation.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
She got up panting while her whole face was cover in sweat, she look around she was in her bedroom she sighed in pure relief (it was all just a dream no it was the most horrible nightmare I have ever had in my entire life, I'd rather be Orochimaru's sex slave then see my Naruto-kun being stolen by that emo Sasuke)
(But what if he's gay?)
(What of course Naruto-kun is not a homo it was just a dream)
(And what if he is and he's in love with that emo)
Sakura remain calm but she couldn't get the image of Naruto and Sasuke kissing, she got another image when they accidentally kissed back at the academy or maybe it wasn't an accident. She tremble in fear what if they have planed that all along and they wanted everyone to think it was just an accident, they pretended to be disgusted by the kiss when in truth they both could've enjoyed it keeping it a secret that they were in love. She immediately got up and left to take a shower she change into her village clothes, she took a quick breakfast without even saying hi to her mother and left her house in search for a certain blond.
(It's time to get some answers from Naruto and they better be good answers because if they're not)
(CHA I'll beat him up so much no one will recognize him)
Naurto was walking the streets in a dreamy state no matter what he do he couldn't forget about his dream, he was thinking about Sakura wearing that red string bikini she looked so hot and good. He blushed he imagine her winking at him giving him the most seductive look ever while blowing him a kiss, a small trace of blood appear on his nose naughty thoughts came to his mind thinking between him and his pink haired girlfriend. He was so caught up in his perverted thinking that he bump into someone, he snap from his fantasy when he saw that he bump into Chouji and Ino. He smile seeing his friends but something was wrong, he has notice that both of them were holding hands but why Ino has immediately broke hold of Chouji making sure that Naruto didn't saw that but it was too late.
"Oh Naruto hi how are you?" Ino ask nervous while Chouji was pretending that he was just hanging out with his teammate.
"Hey Ino hey Chouji how's it going?"
"Were fine we were on our way to have some BBQ" Chouji said sounding convincing when in truth he's right.
Now Naruto wasn't THAT stupid he grin at the two teens" really then why you guys were holding hands?"
They both blush while Ino curse in her mind she wanted to keep this a secret, but now that won't be happening now (damn it not now) "Naruto I don't know what you're talking about"
"Oh come on quit it already I saw you guys holding hands that means you guys are a couple I never thought you guys will get together and…." he didn't finish because Ino cover his mouth.
"Shhh not so loud….okay so Chouji and I have been dating for a couple of days I guess we decided to give it a shot"
"Yeah Ino is a great friend I don't mind having her than just a friend" Chouji said while blushing a little.
"Lucky you Ino" Naruto said with a smirk.
Ino punch him on his shoulder" cut it out Naruto don't joke about it"
"I'm not joking I'm being serious you deserve to be happy and Chouji is a great person he will make you happy"
The Yamanaka stood quiet for a moment both blush again while Naruto smile at the new couple, Ino then took Chouji's hand" come on Chouji let's go and remember not to over eat okay?"
"Right no problem"
"Bye Naruto" Ino said as they passed him leaving she turn back to him" oh one more thing Naruto if you tell Sakura I WILL KILL YOU" she glare at him while he tremble at her sudden outburst he gulp while they left.
(I guess even Ino can sometimes get pissed like Sakura-chan better not make her angry I will keep it a secret)
"NARUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
The blond ninja froze turning pale at the sound of his name being called he recognize the owner of the voice, it was Sakura and she sounded pissed. His eyes widened in terror as he saw her running to him at incredible speed, she quickly grab him by his collar and pin him to the wall tightening her hold on him.
"Sakura-chan what's wrong why are you mad I haven't done anything to make you angry at me"
"Well that depends on the answer you're going to give me, Naruto I'm going to ask you a question and you better give me an honest answer okay" she tightened her hold on him making him unable to breathe.
"O…..okay…..Sa….Sakura-chan….."
Sakura's expression change to a horrified looked" Naruto are you gay?"
"WHAT?" he managed to shout and break her hold because she let him go he was too shocked" what the hell Sakura-chan are you asking me if I'm…." he trailed off he was still too shock to believe what his girlfriend just asked him.
"I'm saying if you're a homo if you like men if you preferred dick over pussy if you're a butt pirate"
"OKAY Sakura-chan I get what you're trying to tell me so cut it out, just what the heck will make you believe that I like men?"
She glare at him" don't change the subject and just answer me already"
"No Sakura-chan I am not gay for crying out loud I love you and only you I always have always will be"
She gaze into his cerulean eyes to see is he was lying but now he was being honest, she sighed in relief feeling all the stress leaving her body, suddenly she glare at him again" you really mean it Naruto you're not gay and you're not in love with Sasuke"
"WHAT" shouted Naruto again in shock" Sakura-chan I AM NOT GAY AND I DON'T LOVE THAT TEME"
"Really?" she said while eyeing him suspiciously" then prove it"
That was all Naruto needed to hear he grin as he grab his pink haired goddess and pulled her closer, giving her the most intense and passionate kiss he has ever given her. Sakura was caught by surprise but she gladly accepted his kiss she felt like she was hit by a powerful jolt of electricity, she open her mouth as soon as she felt Naruto's tongue begging for entrance their tongues were dancing so furiously. She moan in delight dear Kami her blond boyfriend has never kissed her like this before, she felt like melting like she was made of butter the kiss has also done a good job in turning her on a lot. After a couple of minutes they both broke the kiss because they were out of air, he gaze at the pink haired beauty she was breathing hard while her whole face was resembling a cheery he thought that the kiss was better than he had expected.
"Well Sakura-chan do you believe me now that I'm not gay" he said with a smirk.
Sakura gaze at him dreamily while licking her lips (mmm…that was one hell of a kiss Naruto-kun is the best)
(Oh yeah baby that kiss got me so horny I feel like fucking his brains out)
(Hold it you pervert I won't to do that to him….yet)
Sakura embrace him tightly" oh Naruto-kun I'm so sorry for accusing you of being a homo it's just that I had this terrible nightmare that you rejected me and you went with Sasuke and you guys kiss"
"Whoa hold it that just wrong Sakura-chan ewww gross I would never kiss that teme" Naruto said in disgust.
"But you did kissed him back at the academy"
"AHHHHH Sakura-chan why do you have to remind me of that horrible memory I've been trying to forget about that completely and now that you have mention it the memory it's returning again"
She giggle" sorry about that but don't worry I have the perfect solution" she lean closer to him" whenever you think about that instead of kissing Sasuke replace him with me"
"Yeah that's what I'm going to do Sakura-chan you're lips taste so sweet I love the taste of cherry blossoms in my mouth"
Sakura put her arms around his neck" then have more of my sweet lips"
They kiss again but this time the kiss was soft and slow savoring the moment, after they broke it the smile at each other by now Sakura's anger has completely vanished now she was feeling better and has forgotten about her nightmare.
They broke the kiss and Sakura giggle taking his hand" come on I'll treat you to some ramen"
"Oh you said the magic word Sakura-chan let's go"
The happy couple left heading to Naruto's favorite place to eat ramen Ichiraku's, when they arrive Naruto order his ramen while Teuchi nodded preparing the ramen. Sakura lean her head to his shoulder happily, Ayame giggle while whispering to her father that they make a very cute couple. After a couple of minutes Teuchi was done cooking the ramen and Ayame brought him the bowl, as he picked the chopsticks ready to devour the ramen he was surprise when Sakura snatch them from him.
"Sakura-chan what are you doing?"
The pink hair kunoichi smile" here I will give you the ramen"
He blushed while giving his fox grin" thanks Sakura-chan"
She pick the chopsticks and started giving the ramen to her blond boyfriend while he eat feeling very happy, this was the first time she has volunteer to give him the ramen he would never forget this moment for the rest of his life.
In a training field
Hinata hit the wood dummies with her gentle fist one after another she needed the training since it's been a while since she has trained; it was also a good way to forget about her problems, ever since she found out that Naruto and Sakura became a couple she hasn't being feeling well. She couldn't help it after all she has been having a crush on the blond since the academy; everybody in the village knew how she felt about him, with exception of Naruto himself because he was too dense to know. She felt heartbroken to have the boy that you admire and like to be taken by his teammate, especially when Sakura has always rejected him whenever he ask her on a date not to mention that she was a formal Sasuke fan girl it made one think how ironic life can be. She thought it was amusing besides being ironic to have the one girl that you like since you were a kid that thought you were annoying and rejected from time to time, to fall for you finally letting go of her old crush realizing it was hopeless for a relationship to happen. She knew very well when Naruto and Sakura became a couple she forever lost the chance to tell him how she feels, she curse from being so shy she had so many chances to tell him and now she was too late she finally erase the thought and concentrated on her training.
Hinata wasn't alone though her teammate Shino was watching her from the distance although Hinata hasn't notice yet because she was concentrating on her training, while trying to forget about the feeling of heartbreak. The Aburame felt sorry for her he could tell that she was experiencing a hard moment; with Naruto and Sakura finally together she lost her one chance to actually tell him how much he meant to her and the possibility to be with him.
"Hey Shino"
Shino saw his other teammate Kiba with Akamaru heading his way" hey what's going on?" he ask seeing Hinata training.
"As you can see Hinata is training" he replied calmly.
"Whoa you know I was expecting that she was going to be down because of Naruto but this, I guess she's not taking that bad"
"You're wrong Kiba" the Aburame replied getting his attention" Hinata is taking this very hard she's trying to forget about this incident by training, it's also way for her to get rid of her depression"
"Oh I see" Kiba said softly" I should it know she will be this heartbroken after finding out that Naruto is together Sakura even if she had the chance to actually tell him, I wished she was more brave and more confident I mean it's always the same whenever she sees Naruto she blushes and faints that wasn't going to help her win him over"
"Kiba were Hinata's teammates and friends we are suppose to tell her positive things not the other way around" Shino said in a scolding tone.
"Hey don't get mad with me I didn't mean it like that of course I want to be positive with her she's my friend too maybe we could find a way to cheer her up"
"I'm already a step ahead of you, there's a place in Konoha called the sunset café in fact we went there with Kurenai sensei before"
"Hey yeah I remember that place the snacks they serve in that place are delicious I remember I ate like six pieces of cheesecake that was truly the best cheesecake I have ever taste it, so I'm guessing well invite Hinata there right?"
"Yes Hinata needs time and space to try and forget about the pain of losing Naruto and this is a better way for her to start forgetting and moving on"
"All right with you what about you boy?"
Akamaru bark as a sign of agreement while Kiba smirk" all right then let's do it"
"Here she comes" Shino said seeing that Hinata has finished with the training and was walking towards them.
"Oh Kiba-kun Shino-kun were you two here since I started?"
"Nah we just got here, so how are you feeling?"
"I guess I'm fine" she replied quietly while on the inside she was obviously lying.
Kiba sweat dropped while Shino thought he was an idiot of course she wasn't feeling all right talk about asking stupid questions.
"Hinata how about we go later to the sunset cafe?" Shino said.
"Yeah I bet you're dying to eat one of their cinnamon rolls don't you" Kiba said with a smirk.
The Hyuga heiress smile" I guess it has been a while since we have go there and I miss the cinnamon rolls"
"The three of us go since I doubt Kurenai sensei will go with us" Shino said.
"Yeah she must be with Asuma sensei"
"Okay then I'll see you guys later" Hinata said as she left the training field.
"Well so far so good I hope she can move on Shino and forget about Naruto"
Shino nodded as she saw her leaving the field (she will move on if her heart is heal once again and I know what to do my plan will work)
At the Yamanaka flower shop
Ino has finished attending another customer happy that she was able to help the customer buying the perfect set of flowers; a happy customer equals a happy Ino right now she wanted to be with Chouji she really missed him. She sighed happily who would've thought that she would be head over heels for the Akimichi, she really like him a lot and she couldn't wait to go another date with him. She started humming a friendly tune as she clean the shelf where the cash register was with a piece of cloth, she immediately stop her cleaning when she heard a giggle. She turned pale when she saw her best friend Sakura looking at her with a big smirk on her face, for a moment she got scare she didn't use her clan's jutsu to read minds judging from her expression but she decided to ignore it.
"Sakura hi what brings you here interested in buying any flowers for Naruto" she chuckle at the last part.
Sakura raise an eyebrow" Ino why would I buy flowers for Naruto what will he do with them, besides he would prefer a million times ramen over flowers any day"
The Yamanaka giggle" yeah you're right about that so why are you here?"
"Oh I just came to visit my best friend you sure seem to be very happy why is that" Sakura said with a smirk.
Ino try to remain calm and not freak out there was no way she was going to say to her that she was secretly dating Chouji, if Sakura finds out she will haunt her for the rest of her life and she will never hear the end of it.
She smiled hiding her fear" Sakura I don't know what you're talking about"
"Really are you sure because I have this feeling that you're hiding something from me, how about I try to guess your big secret" this time the pink hair kunoichi gave a devilish grin.
Ino clench her fists while feeling her anger rise" he told you, Naruto told you didn't he?"
Sakura gave the biggest smile ever while giving her the cute puppy eyes" that you're secretly dating Chouji yup"
"AH I'LL KILL HIM FOR OPENING HIS BIG FAT MOUTH"
"Sorry Ino pig but the only person allow to beat the crap out of Naruto is me"
"Fine but can you beat him up for me?"
"Why would I do that I'm enjoying this moment I never thought you would like Chouji like that"
Ino growl" listen forehead you better not be thinking in taking the roll of queen of gossip because that's my job"
"I guess it will be fine to tell the entire village that Yamanaka Ino is dating Akimichi Chouji, after all I'm sure you didn't spread the word about Naruto and me getting together"
Ino sweat dropped" okay so maybe I did started telling everyone that you and Naruto became a couple but hey they suspected you guys were going to get together I mean it was pretty obvious because you two were always hanging out but anyway did Naruto voluntarily told you about me and Chouji"
"No he didn't wanted to tell me a word but I could tell that he was hiding something"
"And?" ask the bleach blond who obviously wanted to know.
She blushed while giggling" I have my ways of making him talk"
Ino made a fake cough" you gave him a blow job"
"WHAT HELL NO" shouted the enrage Sakura whose face was red like a tomato from embarrassment while her inner self was giggling perverted with a nose bleed.
(Not yet though but soon)
"Look forehead if you came here to gloat at me then forget it I'm not going to stand it so there's the door use it" she pointed to the door there was no way she was going to be tease because she was going out with Chouji.
"Oh come on Ino I didn't came here to gloat I just wanted to talk to you, I just find it so ironic" the rosette said with a smile.
"Ironic about what"
"You were the one who was always saying that women like buff men and not men who are consider fat and now look at you going out with Chouji now you know why it's ironic?"
The platinum blond blush a little she then remember how she used to be and think" I am not perfect Sakura none of us were, we used to be childish and immature I was blind always saying that what's important is how you look don't get me wrong I still worry about my figure though and you were blind because you kept on rejecting the one person who truly love you while giving your attention to someone who didn't even acknowledge you"
Sakura started thinking about the past about her team back when they were team seven, all the times she has rejected Naruto and the horrible memory when Sasuke left her on a bench, she erase all the painful thoughts turning her attention back to her best friend" well Ino that was all in the past now I have change I love Naruto-kun very much and now you have Chouji" she smirk while the bleach blond blush a little.
"All right forehead why did you come here and you better tell me the truth"
"Well I was thinking since we both now have boyfriends why don't we have a double date"
"A double date?" the Yamanaka asked with a suspicious look" what are you planning to do Sakura?"
"Oh for crying out loud Ino I'm not planning anything that would humiliate you I'm not like that so stop looking at me like I was your worst enemy, I just want to have a double date with my best friend that's all" she said annoyed.
Ino sighed while giving a smile" fine I guess it won't hurt to have a double date with you and besides Chouji and Naruto get along well so I won't argue about it, however if you plan on doing something to humiliate me in front of everyone that I'm dating Chouji you are going to get it are we clear"
"I understand that you don't want people to find out about you and Chouji but sooner or later they are going to find out you shouldn't be feeling ashamed because you're dating Chouji it's the other way around, you should be proud of yourself because you have someone who cares about you and not a complete ignorant dickhead" she frown thinking of a certain emo.
Ino was shock" whoa forehead that was deep you really have change and to think it seems like yesterday that you were a Sasuke fan girl"
"Well Ino pig you were his fan girl too but now I'm Naruto-kun's fan girl and I will always will be" she blushed thinking about her blond knucklehead boyfriend.
"You really are proud of being his girlfriend don't you, I wonder how Hinata is feeling she must be devastated but then again she had her chance to claim Naruto for her own so it's her fault"
Sakura stood quiet thinking about the Hyuga heiress she knew very well that she has had a crush on Naruto since they started at the academy, of course she could never tell him how she feels because of her shy nature and insecurity making not to mention that Naruto is too dense to even notice and finally there he was his eternal love for her these odds were strong enough to crushed Hinata's chances to conquer the blond. She knew how much the pain of heartbreak hurts since she was rejected by a certain Uchiha, she was familiar with the pain and she understands how hurt she must be feeling right about now.
"Hey forehead hey Sakura snap out of it" Ino said while shaking her.
"What?" she asked snapping from her thinking.
"You just space out there what's wrong?"
"It's nothing I was just thinking about Hinata I think she needs some space until she can forget about Naruto and move on"
"That's not going to be easy we both know how much she likes Naruto she may never move on"
"I don't like being cold but she has to realize that winning Naruto's heart is hopeless especially when he doesn't has a clue that she likes him, whether she likes it or not she has to move on"
Ino notice the depressed tone in her best friend it was pretty clear that she wasn't happy; she must be thinking it's her fault that Hinata will never have Naruto because she has claim him first before her, Sakura smile at her trying to forget about the pain of guilt.
"Anyway about our double date how about we go to the same bbq restaurant your team usually goes"
"Oh that's Yakiniku's it's Chouji's favorite place we always go there to celebrate whenever we succeed on a mission Asuma sensei always ends up broke because of Chouji"
"Good so how about two hours from now don't wear anything fancy it's just going to be a regular double date"
"Okay I'll see you and Naruto there"
"Good then I'll see you there" Sakura walk off heading to the exit.
"Hey Sakura"
The pink haired kunoichi look back at Ino who had a big grin on her face" have you and Naruto done it yet?"
Ino's comment made Sakura's face to blush completely she growl leaving the shop mumbling stupid pig while the bleach blond was laughing hard, it was always fun to tease her.
Later at the sunset café
Kiba arrived at the café with Akamaru he was happy arriving at the café since it has become one of their spots to hang out when they had the day off from missions; this was a good start to help his teammate Hinata to forget about Naruto and move on, he sighed he knew how much Hinata likes Naruto and for her to let him go was going to be a hard task. But making the choice in forgetting about the blond was completely up to hers alone and there was nothing he could do, the only thing he could is to help her in every way he can as his friend and teammate. Whether he chooses to let him go or not he didn't care what would be her decision he was going to help her along with Shino, he saw Hinata standing in front of the café she was obviously waiting for her teammates.
"Yo Hinata"
"Kiba-kun you're here"
"Yeah looks like you got here first"
She nodded" I guess I want to have one of those cinnamon rolls it's been a while since I last ate one"
Kiba nodded as he notice that there was one member missing" looks like Shino hasn't arrive yet"
"That's strange Shino-kun would never come late" Hinata said getting worry.
"Maybe something come up or maybe he's running an errand for his dad maybe he'll come later come on let's go inside"
Hinata nodded as Kiba open the door for her like a gentlemen before he turn to see Akamaru whining" sorry boy but you know the rules no pets allowed in the café"
The large dog whine again before sitting and began to wait for his master until he leaves the café.
At Yakiniku's BBQ restaurant
Naruto Sakura Ino and Chouji were in one of the grill tables enjoying the BBQ pork, it was Chouji who was enjoying the pork more than the rest. So far the double date was going smoothly they were pretty much enjoying it; they started talking about missions the village in general and the past, however they were cautious when mentioning about the past making sure they didn't brought the topic of Sasuke and how Sakura used to treat Naruto but everything else was fine.
"Wow this pork is very good" Naruto said while taking another bite.
"Of course it is Yakiniku is the best BBQ restaurant in Konoha and in the five countries" Chouji said while eating two pieces of pork.
"Chouji that's enough you have reached your eating limit" Ino said in a strict tone.
"What already but Ino I….."
Ino caught him off" no buts Akimichi you are not eating anymore and that's final"
Chouji sighed" yes Ino"
Naruto and Sakura were shock at this looking at the grill there was still enough pork to eat and usually it was Chouji the one who would eat it, but now it seems he wasn't going to be eating it.
(Whoa Ino is sure being strict with Chouji's eating habits) Naruto thought.
(Looks like Ino is in complete control of Chouji it doesn't surprise me one bit) Sakura thought with a smirk.
Naruto saw that Chouji was disappointed obviously he wanted to eat more he still hasn't gotten use to stop eating when he has satisfied his hunger and his hunger is big enough to eat an entire house" hey Chouji are you sure you don't want to eat anymore there's plenty enough pork here and I don't think I will be able to eat all of this"
Chouji smile he was about to dig in but he thought twice when he gaze at the look his girlfriend was giving him, it clearly read eat another bite and you're fat ass will be in big trouble.
He gulped putting his chopsticks away" it's all right Naruto I don't feel like eating but thanks for the offer"
Ino smiled while giving him a peek on his cheek and he blushed" that's a good boy Chouji I'm worry about your health and I don't want you turning in a king size balloon"
(Bullshit) Naruto thought with a sweat dropped not believing what Chouji told him it was Chouji after all and he could eat ten times the amount of pork in the grill.
"Oh you guys make such a cute couple; you know Ino I actually made a bet with Tsunade-sama"
Ino raised an eyebrow not liking what she just heard" a bet what kind of bet?"
"Well I bet that you were going to end up with Chouji and Tsunade-sama said that you were going to end up with Shikamaru so I won the bet" Sakura said while giving the victory sing.
Ino frown while Naruto and Chouji sweat dropped" I don't believe you, you actually bet that I was going to end up with one of my teammates how could you do that?"
"Hey it was Tsunade-sama the one who brought it up so I accepted her offer I had nothing to lose after all its Tsunade-sama after all she's the worst when it comes to gambling"
"Yeah that's granny for you she's not the legendary sucker for nothing" Naruto said.
Sakura giggle at her boyfriend's comment she got up from her seat" I'm going to use the restroom if you excuse me" before leaving the table she gave a wink to Ino.
Ino smirk in her mind she knew what was going to happen, before coming to the restaurant Sakura has told her about what she has in store for Naruto she giggle thinking what kind of expression the blond ninja will have when the trap is set on him.
(I'm going to enjoy this I feel sorry for Naruto)
Sakura enter the rest room she look in every direction making sure there wasn't anyone in the room, once it was clear it was time to begin her operation.
(Time to play a prank on Naruto-kun he won't get angry with me) she giggle while making a cross shape hand seal" shadow clone jutsu"
A perfect Sakura clone appeared she was very thankful that Tsunade allow her to look at the forbidden scroll of sealing because she was her student, she let her learn the shadow clone jutsu although she couldn't make a lot of clones like Naruto usually does because of his huge amount of chakra.
"Okay you know what to do" the real Sakura said while the clone nodded.
"Right" she made a hand seal" transform"
After the cloud of smoke vanished Hinata was standing in the Sakura's clone place, the real Sakura giggle (I'm going to enjoy pushing Naruto-kun's buttons)
The fake Hinata left the rest room while Sakura decided to stay following her plan.
Ino gave an evil grin as soon as she saw Hinata heading their way (oh boy here we go)
Hinata clear her throat before speaking playing her role as the Hyuga heiress" N….Na…Naruto-kun….h…how…are…you?"
Naruto gaze at the Hyuga heiress with a smile" oh hi Hinata"
Hinata started doing her usually thing whenever the blond was present she twiddled her finger s with a blush on her cheeks" Na….Naruto-kun I….I….I…..the….there's something I want…..to tell you…."
"What is it?" he ask not having a clue what she wanted to tell him while Chouji was looking at the delicious pork in the grill wanting to eat every single piece, as for Ino she was trying to hold her laughter.
(Sakura is really mean to do this to Naruto but it's so freaking hilarious)
"Naruto-kun I….." the shy Hinata said her face started turning red from embarrassment " I want to tell you….that…..y…you're very special to me"
Naruto was taken by surprise by her comment but he smile" thanks Hinata you're a great friend too"
(Still as dense as ever I see) Ino thought while rolling her eyes.
"Naruto-kun….I….want to show you….how special you are to me……"
Naruto didn't know what she was talking about that is until he saw that Hinata has brought his face close to hers, he blushed from the contact and Hinata did the unthinkable she kissed him on his lips. Naruto was shock he couldn't believe this was happening, Hinata was kissing him maybe he was dreaming or maybe he was seeing things. His head was saying what the fuck what the heck just happened, he finally felt the pair of lips that were kissing his lips oh shit it was real Hinata was kissing him and he has no idea how the heck did it happen. Chouji's jaw hit the ground watching the scene while Ino was trying to hold her laughter it wasn't long before tears were forming at the corner of her eyes, the scene before her was just too hilarious and it was going to get better all right.
(Please Kami make a miracle don't let Sakura-chan see this or I'm a dead man) he thought in pure horror knowing very well if his pink haired girlfriend saw this she was going to be extremely pissed.
Hinata broke the kiss while licking her lips and Naruto was still to shocked to say a word, suddenly he had a terrible feeling that something bad was about to happen.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?"
Naruto's eyes widened in fear as he turn around and saw Sakura looking at him very pissed, he tremble it seems she saw the kiss and she looks like she was ready to kill him.
(Kami must really hate me)
"Sakura-chan I can explain I didn't kiss her she kissed me I…..I….." he has freak out ready to shit in his pants he was really scare.
Hinata left the table not wanting to be part of this, as soon as she left the restaurant she vanished in a cloud of smoke.
Sakura who was obviously pretending to be angry because this was what the prank was all about, to see his expression after Hinata kissed him so she could be present to see it, she giggle seeing her boyfriend all scare she couldn't help it she is very scary when she gets angry.
"Naruto looks like you're going to get it now" Ino said she couldn't hold it any longer she burst out laughing hard while Chouji was completely clueless why his girlfriend was laughing.
Sakura went to him while the poor Naruto was pale not knowing what to say, it didn't matter what he said Sakura has saw him when Hinata kissed him and now he was going to die.
Sakura crack her knuckles ready to pound him" Naruto how could you do this to me I am going to beat the living hell out of you"
Naruto couldn't take it anymore he got on his knees in front of his girlfriend" please Sakura-chan I'm begging you please don't kill me I didn't kiss her she kissed me I was caught in surprise don't get mad at me" he thought that his words fell on deaf ears seeing that Sakura was ready to punch him at any time.
Just before Sakura even thought of launching her fist at him it finally happened, she couldn't hold her laughter any longer she burst out the same way Ino did and now she has joined her best friend in the laughter. Naruto along with Chouji had the expression that clearly said what the fuck?, one minute Sakura was ready to kill her boyfriend and now she was laughing like a maniac just what the hell was going on. Sakura was trying to calm herself down from laughing hard she started drying her years because of the laughter, she gaze at Ino and she was in the same boat she felt like she was about to die of laughter.
"Sakura-chan" ask a completely confuse Naruto" what's going on why are you laughing?"
Sakura smile as she help her blond boyfriend to get up from being on his knees" Naruto-kun I'm sorry for doing this to you but I….." she laugh a little" I needed to do this you look so scare I could've swear you were about to have a heart attack"
"What are you talking about I don't understand what you're trying to say" he said still confuse.
"Okay Naruto-kun the truth is..... Hinata didn't kissed you I used a shadow clone to transform into Hinata and made you kissed her it was just a joke you should've seen your face it was priceless"
Chouji was the first to react" that's….that's terrible Sakura you scare him just so you could see his reaction and laugh that's really mean"
"Oh come on Chouji it was just a joke" Sakura said.
"Yeah Chouji it was nothing serious" Ino said to her boyfriend.
"So Naruto-kun I….." Sakura trailed off as soon as she saw the blonds expression he look very hurt she got worry and hope that she didn't upset him" Naruto-kun are you okay?"
Naruto growl" If I'm okay no Sakura-chan I am not okay I can't believe you would do this to me, I was really scare I felt so hurt because I felt like I have really betray you because Hinata kissed me I felt like crying when I saw how angry you were"
"Naruto-kun I wasn't angry I was just acting it was just a joke"
"I understand Sakura-chan" he said returning to his usual cheery self he then grin evilly it was time for revenge" that was a great prank you pulled on me Sakura-chan did you thought about it using your big brain inside your HUGE FOREHEAD"
A couple of veins pop in the cherry blossoms forehead anger rising in her system" what did you just say?"
"You heard me you have a huge forehead it must be so heavy how can you even walk straight" he smirk seeing his insult having an effect on his pink haired girlfriend.
"Narruto you should know better than anyone that I hate when someone messes with my forehead so I'm warning you don't say another word because I will regret doing what I will do to you so shut up"
"I am not going to shut up it's the truth your forehead is so big I can write the words HELLO MY NAME IS HARUNO SAKURA TAKE A LONG LOOK AT MY GIGANTIC FOREHEAD"
By now Ino was done laughing and now she was nervous Sakura was angry for real now and she already knows the consequences will be fatal, Chouji was in the same boat he knew things are about to get ugly. The people in the restaurant were now looking at them they have already caused a scene in the place, however there were those who already knew about the couple were expecting that they were going to beat the living hell of each other finishing it up with a passionate kiss.
"YOU ARE DEAD NARUTO"
"HA PAY BACK'S A BITCH"
"DON'T CALL ME A BITCH"
"I DIDN'T"
"I WILL BEAT YOU UP NO ONE WILL RECOGNIZE YOU"
"JUST BRING IT PINKY"
"OH I WILL BRING IT ALL RIGHT BLONDIE"
Sakura punched him sending him outside of the restaurant she charged at him launching a kick, he counter with a punch of his own hitting her face. She punch him he punches her and they keep punching each other until they collapse on the ground, Ino and Chouji left the restaurant worry about them.
"Oh no we have to help them" Chouji said he was about to go to them but Ino stop" Ino what are you doing?"
"We are leaving"
"What but we can't leave them like this they will kill each other"
"Trust me Chouji they'll be fine that's how they express their love for one another"
Chouji didn't believe her until he look back at them and he gasp, Naruto and Sakura were no longer fighting but kissing passionately like nothing has happened he couldn't believe it what he was seeing" what the fuck?"
"See I told you they are fine"
"That's how they express their love fighting then kissing that's not right it's not healthy"
"I know it's pretty fucked up"
The two left while Naruto and Sakura continued their passionate kiss not giving a damn about the people that were passing by, some of them were giving them looks that said get a room but a lot of them were thinking the exact same thing.
(Great the fucked up couple are at it again teenagers)
At the sunset café
Kiba and Hinata were sitting on a table they have been talking and laughing like good friends do, Hinata ate three cinnamon rolls while Kiba ate four slices of cheesecake even if it had a lot of calories he couldn't resist temptation. They have been enjoying the day at the café but there was one thing that was bothering them, their teammate Shino still hasn't show up and eventually they both got worry for him after all it wasn't like him to be the kind of person to arrive late.
(Where the hell is Shino it's been two hours he has never been late in his entire life) Kiba thought sounding cranky but he was really worried for his friend.
"Thank you very much for inviting me here Kiba-kun I really missed the cinnamon rolls of this place" Hinata said with a smile she was feeling a lot better after coming to the café.
"Actually the idea of coming here was Shino's which he still hasn't come yet"
"I guess Shino-kun won't be able to come I hope he's all right"
"Don't worry Hinata I'm sure Shino had a good reason for not coming like I said earlier maybe he's running an errand for his dad" he smile a little trying not to get to worry (I hope)
"I guess you're right I mean Shino-kun has never been late before"
"Exactly you know Shino we both know him too well"
The Hyuga heiress nodded" Kiba-kun thank you for coming here with me I really needed to get my mind off of things" (I feel much better now at least this help me forget about Naruto-kun only a little)
"Hey what are friends for I'm glad I was able to help you even if Shino is the one who you should be giving all the credit to?"
"I will thank him too when I see him again"
"So Hinata are you ready to leave because if I stay here much longer I will eat more cheesecakes and then I will end up looking like Chouji" he smirk a little while Hinata giggle at his comment.
"Yeah let's go"
Kiba left the money on the table and they left the table, when they left the café they were greeted by the happy Akamaru Kiba smirk knowing that his dog friend was dying of boredom for being outside for too long.
"I'm going to see Shino I want to find out why he didn't come" Kiba said.
"I would like to go with you too Kiba-kun but I promise Neji I was going to spar with him"
"Okay then I will see you later Hinata bye" he then left with Akamaru while Hinata wave him goodbye.
Hinata smile seeing his teammate leaving (I'm so lucky to have a friend like Kiba-kun he always worry about his friends like…..Naruto-kun) she blush a little but try to erase the memory of the blond.
A few blocks away
A very grumpy Naruto was walking while thinking about the prank his girlfriend did to him, sure he ended up beating her follow by kissing her senselessly but he was not happy at the prank she pulled on him. He was really scared seeing that Hinata kissed him and worst of all, Sakura saw them seeing how angry she looked to find out that it was all a joke really upset him a lot. Now the only thing he was thinking is trying to figure a plan to get even with her, there was no chance in hell that he was going to let this go just like that he chuckle thinking of all the possible pranks he could pulled on her after back at the academy he was the number one prankster in the village. That's when he saw Hinata heading his way, he was going to freak out remembering when Sakura pulled the prank of him and the fake Hinata kissed him. He then grin thinking that his pink haired girlfriend decided to pull the same prank on him twice well he was going to show her all right.
(So Sakura-chan thinks she can fool Uzumaki Naruto a second time well she has another thing coming I'm going to show her not to underestimate me)
Hinata gasp as soon as she saw her blond crush Naruto just a few feet away, and here she was trying to forget about him trying to forget the fact that he has being taken from her by Sakura she felt the depression hitting her again. Even if she was depressed she couldn't help but smile she has always felt happy whenever she sees the blond, it has become like a natural instinct to be happy the moment she sees him. She felt herself blush and her shy nature hit her full, she started twiddling her fingers it was a custom that she was nervous and a symptom of her crush for him. The only thing she could do is smile at him happy to see him, while trying to forget that he has a girlfriend and pretending that she was his girlfriend yes it was sure nice to dream.
Naruto decided to play along for now until he makes his move" oh hi Hinata"
The Hyuga heiress blushed" h…..he….hello…N…Naruto-kun" she stuttered as usual.
"How you doing?" he ask while walking closer to her and her blush grew larger because of his course of action.
"I'm….d…doing…fi…fine Naruto-kun…."
Naruto couldn't take it anymore he was dying to have his revenge on his girlfriend he growl at her" HA what kind of idiot do you take me for do you seriously believe I will fall for the same trick twice no way"
Hinata was very confuse" N….Naruto-kun…what..ar…are you….talking about?"
"You can drop the act now Sakura-chan I already know it's you I won't fall for you prank again" he then launch a punch at her.
(What Sakura-san?) She was more confused now.
WHAM
Poor Hinata was send flying as she hit the ground hard while Naruto yell hell yeah (AN people this is NOT a Hinata bashing story I will never EVER do that to her I adore her as much as I adore Sakura)
Naruto dusted his hands" that takes care of that it goes to show you I'm not as stupid as you think I am"
"Naruto there you are"
Naruto smirk he turn around to see Sakura running to him" well well Sakura-chan so you show up I hate to break it to you but your prank fail I wasn't going to fall for you trick twice"
"What are you talking about?" she ask confuse that's when he saw Hinata's unconscious body behind him she gasp" oh my……Naruto what have you done?"
"I stop your little prank from succeeding that's what I did" he said proudly.
Sakura growl" you stupid jackass do you realized what you just did?"
"I hit your shadow clone that transform into Hinata you thought you could trick me again well the jokes on you Sakura-chan"
Sakura hold her anger holding the urge to hit her stupid boyfriend" Naruto use your head don't you think if she was really a shadow clone she would have disappeared the moment you hit her"
The realization finally hit him as his blue eyes widened in shock he gaze at the body and she was still laying there on the ground, he gulp" oh no don't tell me I……"
"Yes Naruto you just hit the real Hinata congratulations if she actually ends up hating you for this I'm going to take her to the hospital since I'm going there because of my shift" she pick up Hinata's body carrying her on her shoulder.
Naruto felt like a complete idiot" then why are you here?"
"I came here to tell you that Tsunade-sama wanted to see you in her office"
"Oh I guess I should go there"
"Oh and Naruto"
"Yeah"
WHAM
Sakura punch him sending him a few feet away hitting a wall" CHA THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING AN IDIOT"
She then left taking the injure Hinata to the hospital, Naruto was seeing stars too dizzy to even get up.
(I really had that coming damn it……I guess it's true what they say….shit happens)
To be continued
Yay another chapter done I'm sorry if I haven't been updating this story more frequently but I've been slowly gathering my ideas to how the story is going to move on, also in the next chapter look forward to a lemon that's right so be warn young audience not to read the next chapter. They are a few things I like for you people to know about this chapter. First I find the thought of Naruto being gay very disturbing he is not gay he likes women a lot, saying that Naruto is gay is the same thing as saying that Jiraiya is gay. Second like I mention before this story is not a Hinata bashing story I will never do that to her so I apologize to all the Hinata fans out there, don't worry she will find happiness I want to make things go slow between her and Kiba to make it more realistic. Finally please review and farewell until the next time.
Next chapter: That time of the month