101 Ways To Kill Jar Jar Binks
Chapter 10: Poison Gas
After taking Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jar Jar Binks, and Padme Amidala to their hideout in order to get them to murder Jar Jar Binks in more gruesome ways, the cloaked figures decided how to next kill Jar Jar Binks.
As it turns out, they were part of the Anti-Jar Jar Binks Organization, which were dedicated in killing the Gungan over and over again due to how annoying he was.
In fact, they were planning to kill off Jar Jar Binks right at that particular moment, although they were having a few arguments on how to do so.
"So, any suggestions as to how to kill the Gungan?" one of the members asked.
"Maybe we could set him on fire?" suggested another member.
"No, we've been monitoring his "friends", and they've already tried that and succeeded." the high-ranking member disagreed, not wanting to try the same killing method repeatedly.
"Bury him alive under tons of concrete?" yet another member suggested.
"No, we don't have that much concrete." disapproved the high-ranking member. One organization had only so much funding.
Suddenly, the member that had given Anakin the Book of Resurrection came out with a wonderful idea through reading the poems of Wilfred Owen, executing the Gungan by making him breathe poisonous gas. As it turns out, they had already designed a gas chamber for that particular purpose.
"Excellent! I'm giving you a promotion!" cheered the high-ranking member. "Now then, all we need to do know is find the Gungan…."
Soon enough, the organization members found Jar Jar Binks sleeping, unaware that this place was home to the people responsible for all the pain and suffering he had gone through lately.
"Zzz…mesa hungry…." sleeptalked Jar Jar Binks, who was clearly in Dreamland at that point.
The organization members dragged Jar Jar Binks inside the gas chamber while he was still sleeping, and locked him straight inside in case he somehow woke up.
One of the organization members turned a valve, and soon enough the death gas started pouring into the room.
Upon hearing the gas being activated, Jar Jar Binks suddenly woke up.
"Whoa! Mesa must have dozed off!" he realized.
Suddenly, he realized that there was poison gas entering the room.
"Dis can't be good!" Jar Jar Binks screamed.
Jar Jar Binks tried to leave the room, but as said before, he had been locked inside, meaning that there was no escape for the helpless Gungan.
"Let mesa out of here!" shrieked Jar Jar Binks. But once again, nothing was done to help him escape from his deathtrap.
Eventually, Jar Jar Binks was forced to breathe the poisonous gas, and of course one could not breathe that particular gas without it entering their lungs, and he perished shortly afterwards.
"The murder was a success!" informed the organization member monitoring Jar Jar Binks in order to made sure the poison gas killed him.
"Excellent! Now turn off the poison gas and resurrect him, we're about to give him back to his friends and take them back home now that we've refueled their hatred of that stupid Gungan." ordered the organization commander.
"Yes, my liege!" he said, turning off the poison gas and dragging Jar Jar Binks out of the execution chamber.
Soon enough Jar Jar Binks was resurrected through the magic of the Resurrection Book, and he, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Padme Amidala were all free to leave, with thoughts of executing the Gungan all swirling in their mind.
As it turns out, the organization would be doing this to them time and time again to make sure that the three of them kept on schedule.
And of course they would be only the first time they executed the Gungan as well.
Just to let you know, the organization will participate in the many deaths of Jar Jar Binks every ten chapter, so don't be surprised whenever this happens….
In the next chapter, Padme will start assisting in the many murders of the Gungan….and Jar Jar Binks will start experiencing more gruesome deaths….so I hope my audience will be satisfied…
So once again, feel free to leave any suggestions as to how to execute the Gungan….I've gotten plenty of suggestions already though, so I might try to use those first…