101 Ways To Kill Jar Jar Binks
Chapter 11: Tickling
After being brainwashed extensively by the Anti-Jar Jar Binks Organization (which you may be a member of depending on how much you hate the Gungan) in order to ensure they would resume the task that was expected from them, our protagonists were finally ready to kill Jar Jar Binks again.
This time, Padme Amidala was included in the repeated planning and executing of one of the most hated aliens in the entire galaxy, which would theoretically make it easier to kill him.
But how would they actually kill him this time? Now that they thought of it, there were many ways they could dispose of Jar Jar Binks, but out of all those methods which one would they ultimately decide on?
The answer to this question was through tickling him to death by using some feathers they had obtained from Anakin Skywalker's pillow.
The three of them quickly approached Jar Jar Binks and dogpiled the Gungan, then proceeded to tie him to a chair, preventing him from moving in order for them to do what they were about to do next.
"Why are yousa doing this to mesa? Release mesa from this chair!" Jar Jar Binks demanded. But of course his "friends" did not, instead preparing to kill him once again.
Our heroes proceeded to mercilessly tickle Jar Jar Binks to death using the feathers from Anakin Skywalker's pillow, causing him to laugh uncontrollably as he died.
"Stop it! Dat tickles!" laughed Jar Jar Binks.
It took a long time, but finally he gave up the ghost after all of the prolonged tickling took its toll.
"That sure took a while, didn't it?" lampshaded Anakin.
"Perhaps we should find a quicker killing method next time." Padme Amidala suggested.
"At least he's dead now." pointed out Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Anakin Skywalker pulled out the book, and Jar Jar Binks was resurrected through the Book of Resurrection's magical spell. Not long afterwards, he gave himself a mental slap in the face. It turns out that it wasn't the only spell in the book! In fact, the Book of Resurrection was actually a book filled with spells to help them dispose of Jar-Jar Binks, including an effect fastening spell.
"I'll have to remember that in the future." Anakin noted.
And with this information in mind, our heroes continued plotting the deaths of Jar Jar Binks.
How would they kill him next? Nobody knows…
And our heroes are back for more Jar Jar Binks killing. Once again, I'm up for suggestions!