101 Ways To Kill Jar Jar Binks
Chapter 14: Toxic Chemicals
Today our heroes will execute Jar Jar Binks through a non-violent yet effective method of death…by poisoning his drink! How will this turn out, you ask? You'll have to wait and see…
Following the disaster at summer camp that cost the lives of Jar Jar Binks (OK, perhaps it wasn't an entire disaster) and Obi-Wan Kenobi, our heroes were ready to kill him again after coming back home from their several sessions of therapy.
As it turns out, today was the day they would kill Jar Jar Binks through a simple yet effective method, by pouring toxic chemicals into his drink.
But what did Gungans like to drink, exactly? Despite being around one, Anakin and Padme did not know that Jar much about Jar Binks' species, aside from their strange methods of speaking.
Thankfully, as it turns out, there wasn't much a Gungan wouldn't eat or drink, so the problem was quickly resolved.
Pouring some rather nasty chemicals (such as arsenic and cyanide, for instance) into Jar Jar Binks' drink, our heroes then waited for him to actually show up.
Sure enough he did come by, and our heroes asked him if he would like to have a toast with them.
"Sure! Mesa always happy to have one da thesa!" accepted Jar Jar Binks, who fortunately was feeling quite thirsty at the moment.
And so they all did so, drinking the entire contents of their cups and again sealing the fate of the doomed Gungan.
"Whya does dis drink tasta like bitter almonds?" asked Jar Jar Binks. Not long afterwards, he died from all the deadly chemicals entering his body.
Unfortunately, our heroes had made the mistake of poisoning Anakin's drink as well, and he fell to the ground dead just like the Gungan they had murdered.
Suffice to say, our heroes were forced to resurrect him with the Book of Resurrection as well, simply so that they would have Anakin to assist them kill Jar Jar Binks in the near future.
Well, that and the fact that he was Obi-Wan Kenobi's apprentice and Padme Amidala was his girlfriend, so their lives wouldn't exactly be the same without him.
I guess our heroes should have been more careful so that Anakin wouldn't have died…but no matter! Jar Jar Binks has died once again…and he'll do so for many chapters to come!
Anyways if you see a giant skull on a bottle filled with a strange chemical, there's a good chance it's poisonous…so don't drink it!
That's all I have to say for today about this chapter, so feel free to leave any reviews if you're up to it or just want to give me support! Not like I haven't gotten a lot of them already…but I still appreciate it!