101 Ways To Kill Jar Jar Binks
Chapter 16: Force Ghosts (or simply Ghosts)
Well, I've been receiving reviews for this type of death…although for a moment I had no idea how to pull this off…but at last I thought of something I could do in order to kill Jar Jar Binks once again. I hope you enjoy this spooky chapter!
This time, it was Obi-Wan Kenobi's turn to take a visit to a particular planet, one that was known by Stewjon. This planet in question was Obi-Wan Kenobi's homeplanet, and contained a graveyard filled with fallen Jedi, hence why Obi-Wan Kenobi had decided to visit it, in order to honor the dead (or as Obi-Wan Kenobi put it, had become one with the force).
Unfortunately, Jar Jar Binks would do the exact opposite on this planet, and he would end up paying the price for what he had done as a result.
As our heroes took a tour of the various Jedi that had died defending their planets or whatever galaxy was at war, or simply had done something stupid that had led to their deaths, Jar Jar Binks once again slipped away from his teammates. As it turns out, this time he needed to find a restroom.
"Mesa need to use da potty!" he exclaimed. Apparently, he had been holding it for quite some time, and time was finally starting to run out.
But unfortunately, there were no restrooms at this graveyard planet. Giving up (forgetting the fact that there was a bathroom on the shuttle, just like he had forgotten before there were drinking fountains on it as well), he decided to take a leak on one of the graves in the Jedi graveyard.
Which sealed the Gungan's fate once more, as angry Force Ghosts came out of the gravestones due to the atrocity he had just committed.
"HOW DARE YOU URINATE ON MY GRAVESTONE!" screamed one of them.
"YEAH! THAT'S REALLY DISGUSTING!" screamed another one.
"YOU MUST BE A SITH OR SOMETHING!" screamed yet another one.
"Get him!" they all screamed, trying to catch the annoying Gungan.
Jar Jar Binks tried to run away from the vengeful spirits, but the Force Ghosts were too fast for the doomed alien. They all grabbed onto him, and then they proceeded to pull his soul right out of his body. This was obviously lethal for Jar Jar Binks, as one obviously cannot survive with their soul separated from their body.
Jar Jar Binks died as his flesh proceeded to turn blue from his lack of soul (it also helped that the ghosts had touched him, since ghosts were cold to the touch), and it wasn't until Obi-Wan Kenobi had finished his long tour that they finally discovered his body.
"Now what happened to Jar Jar this time?" Anakin Skywalker wondered. This was the third time or so that something unusual had happened that resulted in Jar Jar Binks' death now instead of them actually killing Jar Jar Binks themselves.
"I don't see anything that could have killed him." wondered Padme Amidala as well. Indeed, this death was very unusual, even more so than what had happened at Tatooine.
"Let's just resurrect him using the Resurrection Book." suggested Obi-Wan Kenobi, pulling it out as he said so.
Placing Jar Jar Binks' dead body back on their space shuttle, the three recited the magic words that had brought Jar Jar Binks back to life before, simply so they could kill him again.
In case whatever killed Jar Jar Binks was still around, then they decided to leave once more.
As the shuttle departed from Stewjon and headed for the galaxy, an undead hand jumped out from one of the gravestones.
Is this the end? Yes, I decided to create a sequel hook (not a sequel to the story, but a sequel of sorts to this chapter)…seeing though Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, and Padme Amidala decided to resurrect Jar Jar Binks within a graveyard. Will they stop by Stewjon (yes, it's a funny name for a planet, I know) again? You'll have to wait and see…
Oh yes, and remember to honor the departed...it's probably a good idea for your own safety.